What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?
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Otispunkmeyer said:
joshcowin said:
hajaba123 said:
the gym I go to is inhabited by clowns in those cllothes, unfortunately a few of them set up a business importing them in the locality so they are treated like some sort of god like creatures. Wrapped R8s and i8s parked badly with various hangers on following them around doing beach weights wearing their wares.
The joys of David Lloyd
Are you referring to the gymshark owners?! The joys of David Lloyd
Over priced exercise clothes, never understood it!!
They have all sorts, sweat pants, t-shirts, those stringy vests and the goofy looking trucker caps. Honestly, some people come to the gym looking like they're in a fashion show!
boyse7en said:
jogger1976 said:
Blokes who strut around the changing room stark b
k naked like they are at some fking swingers club/gay orgy.
I know we're all blokes, but I really don't need to see all your bits dangling about while you check out yourself in the mirror.
...I don't mind waiting if your dong
Freudian slip of the keyboard? k naked like they are at some fking swingers club/gay orgy.I know we're all blokes, but I really don't need to see all your bits dangling about while you check out yourself in the mirror.
...I don't mind waiting if your dong
d! I've now spat tea all over my keyboard! 
(And no, it wasn't a Freudian slip: Honest 
)I went to Total Fitness for a couple of years and was always amazed by how some blokes seemed to spend ages wandering around naked, seriously a few seemed to be naked for half an hour, showering, shaving at the sinks, stood round gabbing, walking around, I am not prudish and am not unfamiliar with letting it all swing free but damn, am sure some just went to parade round starkers, remember being sat down in front of the lockers and a bloke reaches up for something and I come fking eye to eye with his cock, seriously, I have never actually managed to get my mouth as close to my own as this fker had his dick near my face, I could smell its breath and he goes "oh sorry", another one point five inches (closer or length) and I would have technically been in a civil partnership.
Am sure there was some gay hook up thing going on, went in the Sauna and two blokes were closer than strictly required and moved sharpish, and re-arranged their towels, I pretended I had forgot something and left them too it.
king eye to eye with his cock, seriously, I have never actually managed to get my mouth as close to my own as this fker had his dick near my face, I could smell its breath and he goes "oh sorry", another one point five inches (closer or length) and I would have technically been in a civil partnership.Am sure there was some gay hook up thing going on, went in the Sauna and two blokes were closer than strictly required and moved sharpish, and re-arranged their towels, I pretended I had forgot something and left them too it.
I can't believe someone is actually demonstrating using a cross trainer/elliptical like this. i thought it was a joke.
https://youtu.be/tJy59CDkCOs?t=1m54s
https://youtu.be/tJy59CDkCOs?t=1m54s
People who don't use lockers
Time and again I come into the changing rooms to find a third of it out of action because people can't be arsed to use a locker and have just hung their st up on a peg or left it in a bag on a changing bench.
Clearly these people have zero worries about theft. I've half-considered hiding some of their items to teach them a lesson but from glancing at their stuff, I doubt they'd miss it....
Time and again I come into the changing rooms to find a third of it out of action because people can't be arsed to use a locker and have just hung their s
t up on a peg or left it in a bag on a changing bench.Clearly these people have zero worries about theft. I've half-considered hiding some of their items to teach them a lesson but from glancing at their stuff, I doubt they'd miss it....
Eh? What are you taking issue with? Seemed like common sense to me. Ellipticals are designed, as he pointed out, you can do legs only, or arm-focused with legs.
Always frustrates me when I see someone doing an hour or so steady-state on the same Level!! How dull. He did miss that particular trick by not mentioning the pre-programmed Profiles (including intervals) built in to all these cardio machines.
ETA - Aah, see what you mean, I think you need to brush up on your observational skills
Always frustrates me when I see someone doing an hour or so steady-state on the same Level!! How dull. He did miss that particular trick by not mentioning the pre-programmed Profiles (including intervals) built in to all these cardio machines.
ETA - Aah, see what you mean, I think you need to brush up on your observational skills
Edited by Digger on Wednesday 4th November 14:26
Burwood said:
how about the filthy beggars that shave in the Sauna. I've rarely ventured in there-too many odd experiences. The nude strutters mentioned above sitting in the sauna with their shlong out, no towel, then proceeds to shave.
It's when they shave their schlong that it's time to leave. More so if they offer to shave yours afterwards.
Halb said:
Burwood said:
how about the filthy beggars that shave in the Sauna. I've rarely ventured in there-too many odd experiences. The nude strutters mentioned above sitting in the sauna with their shlong out, no towel, then proceeds to shave.
Ergh. Is this a chain?
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