What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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chris watton

22,477 posts

261 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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The more I read of this thread, the more grateful I am that I have my own little gym, and I don't have suffer what some of you guys have to! hehe

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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biggrin Ditto.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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13m said:
You would have loved the chap at Hilton South Bank over the weekend. No shirt, hotel slippers and short shorts. Sweating everywhere and completely unable to wipe up after himself.
Ergh, grotesque, that deserves a complaint. D

Otispunkmeyer

12,606 posts

156 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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Not a moan about weird sods who go to my gym but the gym itself, given where it is and what the same people created at the other gym on campus.

The big boy gym is supposed to be for serious athletes and actually has a lot of time booked out and allocated for elite athletes and team use. For everyone else, they really want you to use the the more mainstream gym that has more of the exercise bikes and treadmills with (I kid you not) Facebook, YouTube, Netflix etc on.

The big boy gym has at least 2 of every machine (they seem to have a cable version and a hammer strength version of everything). A huge climbing frame, a high wall with a net for tossing things and doing med ball throws, an indoor sprint corridor (with sledges and barrels and the like), massive free weights section that has dumbbells that weigh more than I do and about 25 lifting platforms, more that half of which also have cages with removable benches and a pair of bars and full sets of plates each. Its fking amazing.

The mainstream gym really isn't bad, but given the above I don't get some of their choices. They have a full set of techno-gym cable machines and matching independent hammer-strength style machines too. Which is good. Plenty of free weights and benches. But lots of stuff missing like no where to do med ball work and worst off all, no proper barbell plates.

Instead they use the techno-gym ones which fit nicely on techno-gym machines but don't seem to fit nicely on olympic bars. The center holes seem too big so they're awkward to slide on, don't sit nicely (even when you try to clip up tightly) and can be a tt to get off again. I wish they'd just bought some Eleiko bumper plates instead.

Otispunkmeyer

12,606 posts

156 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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Hoofy said:
Centurion07 said:
That's where your physics lessons and their "light reflects in this way" comes in handy as you work out which mirrors you can stare into but appear to be looking the other way.

Just need to be careful you can't get busted from ANOTHER mirror.

Ask me how I know...
hehe Because you're standing with a bunch of old men all apparently fascinated by an empty corner of the gym?
https://youtu.be/TBvHbnhl3M8?t=84

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Hoofy said:
Centurion07 said:
That's where your physics lessons and their "light reflects in this way" comes in handy as you work out which mirrors you can stare into but appear to be looking the other way.

Just need to be careful you can't get busted from ANOTHER mirror.

Ask me how I know...
hehe Because you're standing with a bunch of old men all apparently fascinated by an empty corner of the gym?
https://youtu.be/TBvHbnhl3M8?t=84
hehe 8.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Not a moan about weird sods who go to my gym but the gym itself, given where it is and what the same people created at the other gym on campus.

The big boy gym is supposed to be for serious athletes and actually has a lot of time booked out and allocated for elite athletes and team use. For everyone else, they really want you to use the the more mainstream gym that has more of the exercise bikes and treadmills with (I kid you not) Facebook, YouTube, Netflix etc on.

The big boy gym has at least 2 of every machine (they seem to have a cable version and a hammer strength version of everything). A huge climbing frame, a high wall with a net for tossing things and doing med ball throws, an indoor sprint corridor (with sledges and barrels and the like), massive free weights section that has dumbbells that weigh more than I do and about 25 lifting platforms, more that half of which also have cages with removable benches and a pair of bars and full sets of plates each. Its fking amazing.
Sounds ace! A uni gym?

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Monday 8th August 2016
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Loughborough?

Otispunkmeyer

12,606 posts

156 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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Hoofy said:
Loughborough?
yep

The Base by Alex Mason, on Flickr

Calza

1,994 posts

116 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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People that attempt to talk to me during sets.

Are you for fking real you moron?

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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Calza said:
People that attempt to talk to me during sets.

Are you for fking real you moron?
No, they are apparitions of your mind, ignore them.

Unless you're Bruce Willis.

Calza

1,994 posts

116 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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It does happen quite a lot actually.

st.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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It must be your, 'hi big boy' eyes?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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Halb said:
It must be your, 'hi big boy' eyes?
It's those 'come to bed shorts' he wears.

Calza

1,994 posts

116 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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First post in here and I get bullied frown

bds.

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Tuesday 9th August 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Hoofy said:
Loughborough?
yep

The Base by Alex Mason, on Flickr
Well, that place sucks. It's only in black and white. I need colour in my gym!

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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New one (for me, anyway) today...

Weight training in flip flops.

I'm sure I don't need to describe the hair style and body art collection of this tosser. I'm sure you can already picture his type perfectly.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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olly22n said:
Whats srong with that? I often train in bare feet.
No problem with no shoes at all. (Put some socks on though if you're in a public gym, you )

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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hehe

Sheets Tabuer

18,981 posts

216 months

Wednesday 10th August 2016
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Yesterday:

1)Wearing beats does not mean your farts are silent, you should also check if someone is behind you.
2)Training in a bomber jacket
3)Training in cargo pants and a jumper.