What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?
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Efbe said:
Hoofy said:
Pvapour said:
Hoofy said:
Pvapour said:
Hoofy said:
Yum. Bit please be my gf.
Corrected for you 
Still trying to keep/make her happy
custard, prove it!
No way. Then I will be punching at my weight. V8mate said:
Cheers Smiffy - very generous thought!
Fortunately, you suck at sleuthing
A new strongman gym has opened near work though; so a new year change of scenery might be just what I need for my workouts?!
Buggar Fortunately, you suck at sleuthing
A new strongman gym has opened near work though; so a new year change of scenery might be just what I need for my workouts?!
What area are you from? I'm sure I can put you in touch with someone who will take care of you and show you the basics.
Strongman is seriously addictive!
Just go to a comp and you'll make friends within minutes. Best sport by far
Bezerk said:
I wish the couple of steriod users at my gym would realise how bad they smell (sweat smells like pee) and sort themselves out. One guy stank today, it's a disgusting smell.
Sure it isn't just too much protein? I know when my friends have been upping the protein shakes. They're not big guys, just go through phases of it.An eastern European gentlemen at my gym insist on wearing extremely tight, revealing, pale grey coloured cycling type shorts for his workouts; there is just no need
I was also slightly irritated recently when, during a rest between sets and observing the cleaner empty the bins, I noticed that the general waste and recycling waste were just put into one bag. When I politely questioned this with him, he said they only have one general waste skip out the back and no facility for recycling. Quite poor Pure gym.
Excessive vocal outbursts during weight lifting also get on my nerves, there is no need to fully engage the vocal cords on your large exhalation
I was also slightly irritated recently when, during a rest between sets and observing the cleaner empty the bins, I noticed that the general waste and recycling waste were just put into one bag. When I politely questioned this with him, he said they only have one general waste skip out the back and no facility for recycling. Quite poor Pure gym.
Excessive vocal outbursts during weight lifting also get on my nerves, there is no need to fully engage the vocal cords on your large exhalation
Lozw86 said:
I was also slightly irritated recently when, during a rest between sets and observing the cleaner empty the bins, I noticed that the general waste and recycling waste were just put into one bag. When I politely questioned this with him, he said they only have one general waste skip out the back and no facility for recycling. Quite poor Pure gym.
You do realise that whilst you are diligently saving the planet washing out your yoghurt pots and putting them in a separate bin, the council are mixing recycling and general waste in the their dust carts, don't you?
Bezerk said:
I wish the couple of steriod users at my gym would realise how bad they smell (sweat smells like pee) and sort themselves out. One guy stank today, it's a disgusting smell.
Pee sweat is when their body is breaking down protein for energy, they've pushed too far that session. Of course, they may also be using eau de urine as well.joshcowin said:
No moans today, my gym has just had a mini refurb, proper squat and dead lift platforms installed, some cardio removed to make room for the weight area/users!! Happy days
I will be here tomorrow moaning that everyone was using the dead lift platform when I wanted to use it
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Mine had an Olympic platform just fitted. I'm quite happy that it isn't abused as much as I thought it would be, but I do avoid heavy peak times. I have seen one time somebody deadlifting on it just behind a couple squatting in the powerrack, (it's all one unit) which I thought was highly unwise.I will be here tomorrow moaning that everyone was using the dead lift platform when I wanted to use it
!Hoofy said:
Compression shorts. Superior performance, innit!
Its all about the print and the hoe's kicking about!Anyway, bit of jealousy on my part but its fairly known that male PT instructors tend to become PT's to sleep through their female clients. And as im not a great poetic story teller; PT has been knobbing one or several of the birds from the gym on the quiet - bit stupid of him as his (im guessing now ex) girlfriend also trained there and we all know how things get out in 'small' communities. Anyway, due to his activities alot of the eye candy has now left (season maybe to blame as well). Which means that now, as i tended to train when they did, the gyms fairly empty when i train = great but i work from home so its nice to be around people
Edited by lemmingjames on Wednesday 14th December 13:21
Halb said:
It's one of the perks man!
Ah ive editted my 'story' to make it easier reading but hes abit silly s
tting so close to home. I did wonder why the one who got caught with didnt get married over the summer which kinda explains it all really (her not getting married and leaving).Im only jealous really
Halb said:
Ahh right. Yeah, some of them are too slimy to hold. ANd never stop, it's horrid. I do enjoy watching how some of the young PTs flit from one pretty face to the other.
Like i said im only jealous but the female clientele seems to be dwindling from what ive seen which will only hit them in the pockets eventually. You enjoy watching PT's flit between one girl to another, are you one of those that likes 'watching' instead of taking part as well :wink:Still not my problem (PT's shagging around, not you watching).
Can we add the Tornado shaker into the moans? Its just popped up on Facebook advertising its wares and from what i can see it just mixes preworkout or anything thats powder and watery really 'cooly' but is super expensive. I shall add it into the kart boots being sold at 3x the price as 'fitness' boots
13m said:
You do realise that whilst you are diligently saving the planet washing out your yoghurt pots and putting them in a separate bin, the council are mixing recycling and general waste in the their dust carts, don't you?
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