What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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13m

26,287 posts

222 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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J4CKO said:
ambuletz said:
J4CKO said:
Smelly people, guy in today, stank and ended up next to me whatever I was doing.
I had this today. got on the cross trainer and the person who was already on one next to me clearly smelt of a vagina. thankfully he was only on the machine for 2min before he got off.
I, for once, have no words biggrin
I quite like the smell of vagina. Though if it were coming from a bloke I'd be all confused honestly.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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Might play havoc with your hormone fluctuations.

J4CKO

41,560 posts

200 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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13m said:
J4CKO said:
ambuletz said:
J4CKO said:
Smelly people, guy in today, stank and ended up next to me whatever I was doing.
I had this today. got on the cross trainer and the person who was already on one next to me clearly smelt of a vagina. thankfully he was only on the machine for 2min before he got off.
I, for once, have no words biggrin
I quite like the smell of vagina. Though if it were coming from a bloke I'd be all confused honestly.
I find this helps,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DsZSrCmok

lemmingjames

7,456 posts

204 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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Halb said:
lemmingjames said:
This turned up on Xmas Eve;


So going to be rocking it for my 1rm squat pb tomorrow, fk da haters :wink:

Also got a letter through about my shoulder surgery, wont be able to drive for 4 weeks post then its rehab time and rebuilding. They are hopefully going to be able to repair it without using the Bicep Tendon otherwise if they do, my bicep will look different apparently. Oh well st happens etc
I've tried looking, but not been successful, do you know of anywhere that has the exhastive list of Under Armour alter ego gear? UA themselves don't, and every so often I notice one that I didn't know about; of the Marvel/DC/wrestler/other range.
No sorry, Sports Direct (?) seemed to have an extensive list originally but dont forget Marvel via Sondico started to do their own.

My DBZ ones are from Ebay and they do loads more different designs than what UA do/+ copy them. The DBZ ones are made with coolmax

is google broken for you as well;
http://www.underarmour.co.uk/en-gb/transform-yours...

though theyve also done a storm trooper and darth vader according to sportsshoes.com

lemmingjames

7,456 posts

204 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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Change your UA bit to america and you get the following;
https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/alter-ego/g/31ah

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 6th January 2017
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That's just the UA site that gives the current offerings. I've noticed some cool older ones on ebay and the like. There must be at least half a dozen Iron-Man ones, I was looking for an exhaustive list.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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This st.
Again.



He's not using the cables. He's squatting on the rack to the right, out of shot.

Should it bother me? I doubt it.

Does it bother me? Yes it bothers me. Yes, he bothers me!

13m

26,287 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Johnny said:
This st.
Again.



He's not using the cables. He's squatting on the rack to the right, out of shot.

Should it bother me? I doubt it.

Does it bother me? Yes it bothers me. Yes, he bothers me!
It's a public gym, it's standard.

I'd usually go over to someone like that and say, "is that your shoe rack over there? Could I ask you to move it so I can use the pulleys please?". I almost always get an apology and rapid removal of the offending item(s).

In my experience the only ones who have any problem with being asked are Asian wide boys who think that their one month free trial means they actually own the gym for that month.





Pete102

2,045 posts

186 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Hah, seeing that picture has actually pushed me into entering my own recent moan.

I fully appreciate the benefits of circuit type training, in fact I even do it myself on occasion, however.

There's a group of 4 or 5 guys who come to the gym regularly in a morning who are obviously into Crossfit/Crossfit based training. I'm not knocking the whole CF thing, but why oh why must they spread gear out EVERYWHERE. Barbells, rowers, mats, kettlebells etc.

This presents a problem if you want to use the sled run or the battle ropes or anything within the vicinity of whatever array of equipment is needed for the 'WOD'.

Not to mention the 'look at all the weight I have loaded on this bar' despite it being 2 5kg bumper plates...




joshcowin

6,804 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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People doing DB curls about 2 inches from the DB rack.

A couple of lads were doing it the other day, meant that half the DB'S were not available until they finished their set, annoying considering there are large open areas in this gym.

I would love to know what I do at the gym that people find annoying!


Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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joshcowin said:
People doing DB curls about 2 inches from the DB rack.

A couple of lads were doing it the other day, meant that half the DB'S were not available until they finished their set, annoying considering there are large open areas in this gym.

I would love to know what I do at the gym that people find annoying!
Now I've started using the odd DB, I've noticed this again. Makes it awkward to try and spot the other twin DB to the one you have...I may get a tad passive aggressive by simply walkin the line in-between the mirror and the person...

Oh and, you turn up? wink

Smitters

4,003 posts

157 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Simple one really. Shut the fking door to the changing room.

For some unknown and unfathomable reason the gym owner won't plump for a door return spring. This means that despite two doors on the way in to the gents changing, if some idiot just wanders out opening both doors wide, when I stroll out from the shower I'm on full view to the corridor that leads to the ladies changing.

A door. How fking complex is it?

joshcowin

6,804 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Halb said:
Now I've started using the odd DB, I've noticed this again. Makes it awkward to try and spot the other twin DB to the one you have...I may get a tad passive aggressive by simply walkin the line in-between the mirror and the person...

Oh and, you turn up? wink
I turn up and wear a hoddie throughout the workout, no matter hoe hot I get! I would imagine some people find it weird!

Hoofy - what?

lemmingjames

7,456 posts

204 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Sounds like someones got tren dick;

Smitters said:
Simple one really. Shut the fking door to the changing room.

For some unknown and unfathomable reason the gym owner won't plump for a door return spring. This means that despite two doors on the way in to the gents changing, if some idiot just wanders out opening both doors wide, when I stroll out from the shower I'm on full view to the corridor that leads to the ladies changing.

A door. How fking complex is it?
Edited by lemmingjames on Wednesday 11th January 15:01

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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joshcowin said:
I turn up and wear a hoddie throughout the workout, no matter hoe hot I get! I would imagine some people find it weird!
There's a bloke like that in my gym. Wears the exact same sleeveless hoodie (or he has many that are identical) and always has the hood up...always!
I guess he really, really, really likes that look!

joshcowin

6,804 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Halb said:
joshcowin said:
I turn up and wear a hoddie throughout the workout, no matter hoe hot I get! I would imagine some people find it weird!
There's a bloke like that in my gym. Wears the exact same sleeveless hoodie (or he has many that are identical) and always has the hood up...always!
I guess he really, really, really likes that look!
I have 7 of the exact same hoodie (work hoodie) not thought that people may think I wear the same one each day. Mine have sleeves however, whats the point of a sleeveless hoodie bit like toe-less socks!!?

Hoofy

76,358 posts

282 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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joshcowin said:
Hoofy - what?
Ignore that. I misread what you wrote. silly

joshcowin

6,804 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Hoofy said:
joshcowin said:
Hoofy - what?
Ignore that. I misread what you wrote. silly
No worries smile

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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He drags it round the gym with him too.

.

hehe

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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hehe

I use the jump boxes as tables, but I don't take it into the freeweights, and he's blocking the weight tree there.
His black trainers look normal, are they lifting shoes?