What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
ORD said:
Lift from the ground for rep 1 but don't quite get the hips through. Lower to mid-shin. Back up to almost complete.

They were doing 5 reps like that. They kept their backs straighter than you would expect, but it was bizarre stuff. 2 large guys (90kg at least) who weren't very strong but had very fetching little vests and made a lot of noise.
Define "not very strong" and then we can judge... biggrin
Hard to judge because they never used sensible form or full ROM on any lift, and I don't know how to adjust for that!

The partial deadlifts were done with 110 or 120kg, I think.

Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
What's the issue though?

I understand most stuff is illegal for comp use, but are they all illegal in the same way heroin is, for example?
They are class C drugs, so it's illegal to possess them (without a prescription) and more illegal to supply them.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
What's the issue though?

I understand most stuff is illegal for comp use, but are they all illegal in the same way heroin is, for example?
I have no issue with it, or with the freedom to use so called illegal drugs in general.

Centurion07

10,381 posts

248 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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ORD said:
Centurion07 said:
ORD said:
Lift from the ground for rep 1 but don't quite get the hips through. Lower to mid-shin. Back up to almost complete.

They were doing 5 reps like that. They kept their backs straighter than you would expect, but it was bizarre stuff. 2 large guys (90kg at least) who weren't very strong but had very fetching little vests and made a lot of noise.
Define "not very strong" and then we can judge... biggrin
Hard to judge because they never used sensible form or full ROM on any lift, and I don't know how to adjust for that!

The partial deadlifts were done with 110 or 120kg, I think.
rofl Yep, that counts as not very strong given their size.

popeyewhite

19,957 posts

121 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Flibble said:
They are class C drugs, so it's illegal to possess them (without a prescription) and more illegal to supply them.
There is no offence to possess (prescription or not), but it is illegal to manufacture, supply or possess/import/export steroids with the intent to supply, sans licence.

Calza

1,994 posts

116 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
So, pick a weight you can manage 12 reps with, except not really because your buddy is going to help with half of them.

FFS, if your buddy is helping you with number seven then I'm pretty sure he's going to be doing number twelve all on his ownsome! rofl
Negatives are very powerful.

It's entirely possible you could still force out 6 negatives on your own, or at least almost on your own (bearing in mind machines don't always have finite adjustment) and benefit.

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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ORD said:
It's silly rowing nerdery. Set the damper at whatever level you find most pleasant. 6/7 is the 'right' setting for medium-large size men, but it doesn't really matter much if you're just using the machine as a warm up as CV training.
It was designed by rowers. To exercise properly, you go to "more options" in the PM and set the drag so that it gives you a drag factor between 130 and 140. Every C2 is different, so the drag adjuster is not consistent across machines. Setting the drag factor trough the PM though will give you consistency across machines. Obviously this only really matters if the C2 is your primary workout for the day.

br d

8,403 posts

227 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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A bloke "helpfully" giving me advice on how to use a C2. He no doubt meant well but the I've had 2 ops on my right knee which is the reason I can't physically "slide right in and get the legs fully bent". I have a C2 at home and know perfectly well how to use it, sometimes you can only do what an injury will allow. I was civil to him of course, even after I had to stop and take off my headphones to hear what he was saying.

On phones in the gym. I can get work calls at anytime so I do take the phone in. I have a pair of bluetooth headphones with a built in mic so I can just tap the ear button and carry out a call with out picking up the phone. If the call means I have to stop exercising I just step away from whatever I was doing, nobody gets disturbed. Plus I don't have to listen to the god awful gym music!

And Bell ends.
A bloke last week was doing the full shouty, grunty, running from machine to machine routine for everybody else's benefit, lots of sweating and staring at himself in the mirror. The stations are all on a raised platform with a lowered path running up to the other parts of the gym, so where does the idiot do his push-ups? Right in the middle of that path, forcing everybody else to step up and walk between the machines and weights, despite the fact that there is a whole floor training area 15 yards further up. He didn't even know how to use things properly and was clearly over-doing it, surprised he didn't have a heart attack.
He was in the changing room later walking about and speaking loudly on his phone about "Deals" and "Punters".

I'm off work for a while after some surgery and I can tell you a bit of ill health drastically lowers your threshold for putting up with idiots. If he's there blocking up the walkway next time I go in I'll tell him get out of the way!

Christ I'm bored!

Centurion07

10,381 posts

248 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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br d said:
If he's there blocking up the walkway next time I go in I'll tell him get out of the way!

Christ I'm bored!
Don't fanny about, just step on him! biggrin

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Or lie on him hugging him tightly and say it's to increase his resistance

If you get a stiffy while doing this lie and says it's a dumbbell in your pocket , there are bounderies don't cha know

Digger

14,699 posts

192 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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br d said:
If he's there blocking up the walkway next time I go in I'll tell him get out of the way!
Fingers crossed here! wink

br d

8,403 posts

227 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Digger said:
br d said:
If he's there blocking up the walkway next time I go in I'll tell him get out of the way!
Fingers crossed here! wink
I have been known to become almost cross when riled!

popeyewhite

19,957 posts

121 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Calza said:
Negatives are very powerful.

It's entirely possible you could still force out 6 negatives on your own, or at least almost on your own (bearing in mind machines don't always have finite adjustment) and benefit.
Quite true IMO. I've found negatives are of particular benefit when taking up bodyweight exercises again (HSPUs, pullups etc)

TheJimi

25,012 posts

244 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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br d said:
Digger said:
br d said:
If he's there blocking up the walkway next time I go in I'll tell him get out of the way!
Fingers crossed here! wink
I have been known to become almost cross when riled!
hehe

I don't think I've *ever* seen you riled on here!

Centurion07

10,381 posts

248 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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Have to admit I was unaware of the exact meaning of negative reps.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 13th February 2017
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We're stronger in the eccentric than the concentric, so cheat reps can help if one does them correctly.

SunnyD

698 posts

177 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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I was on the leg press the other day and a bloke sat on the seat of a bike across from me - about a foot away - just gazing at my machine. He's obviously waiting for the leg press I thought, but a few sets later and he slopes off. I thought nothing of it until later when I was upstairs doing bulgarian split squats on a step and turned around to find him leaning against the wall just watching me. Ok, maybe he's waiting for the step, But when I finished my workout and put the step back, he walked away! :-| Ermm....

Centurion07

10,381 posts

248 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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ORD

18,120 posts

128 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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Personal trainers. 90+ % of them have no clue.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
Oh man, haha