What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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Hoofy

76,360 posts

282 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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SunnyD said:
Pete102 said:
Playing cards. Effing. Playing cards.

Crossfit bunch (again) took things up a level this morning by basing there workout (im assuming) on a deck of cards laid out RIGHT IN FRONT of the bloody weights tree. Leaning over to get a 25kg plate is an easy way to pull your back (not a problem for me however, being powerfully built and all that).

At one point I counted no less than 8 pieces of gym equipment being 'used' as part of their little routine. Not to mention the abhorrent amount of space they take up doing things that look like a burpee but arn't quite a burpee.
Why are they even in your normal gym if they're crossfitters? Are they lost?
Lots of people getting in on the action because it makes training more interesting for those who tend to drop out quickly. Hence the use of playing cards - probably a Crossfit thing... or made popular due to Crossfit.

I'd rather train with a specific routine planned out rather than picking exercises at random right before doing them. I guess for them it's just fitness training rather than improving one very specific area. I mean if you only draw 10 cards and by chance they're all upper body strength work and you do it the next day getting roughly the same exercises, it's a bit daft.

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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It's utterly stupid. Overload, progression, planned variation. All missing with that silly stuff.

J4CKO

41,562 posts

200 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Personal trainers utilizing several bits of equipment with a client, its chaos when there are a few of them going and it is busy.

Went for a swim instead and the noisy woman with poor music was shouting at ladies who suit a more aquatic exercise regime, was like swimming in a Manatee disco, one lane cordened off (appropriate word there, some larger people in there, like that Corden bloke) very choppy.

Blokes who do nothing but sit, looking a bit creepy in the Jacuzzi, for hours.


Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Sorry


I'll get out now

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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My wife has asked me to go with her to her gym on Saturday evening, and I said yes (this will be an experience..)

Will I be considered a puff for bringing my gloves, knee wraps, belt and BB foam pad (for heavy Squats)?

ambuletz

10,735 posts

181 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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I don't think anyone will really care unless you're drawing attention to yourself somehow.

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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chris watton said:
My wife has asked me to go with her to her gym on Saturday evening, and I said yes (this will be an experience..)

Will I be considered a puff for bringing my gloves, knee wraps, belt and BB foam pad (for heavy Squats)?
You'll have to pick people off the floor when they see: (1) appropriate depth squats and (2) heavy weights used with full ROM.

There are 3 people I see squatting properly in my local gym. 1 of them is a competitive powerlifters who works there, so that leaves 2 actual punters.

13m

26,287 posts

222 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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olly22n said:
Apart from looking at fanny the gym seems to offer zero benefits!
I've tried training at home whilst watching XHamster. It's not the same.

Pete102

2,045 posts

186 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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Centurion07 said:
Maybe it wasn't a normal gym and Pete is...ONE OF THEM!!! yikes
  • plot twist*
No, only kidding, I most definitely not one of them.

It's a little confusing as to why they are there since we have a dedicated crossfit gym in the town which I believe is the same price.

Since this is a moans thread, I'll put people who are too lazy to put plates back where they belong into the hat. I train at 6am most mornings, usually it's ok but this morning they were everywhere. Not enough to send me over the edge but still annoying.

On the plus side, hit a new deadlift PB of 232kg. It wasn't pretty, but it went.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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olly22n said:
This thread does always serves to confirm that a home gym is the best and only option.

Apart from looking at fanny the gym seems to offer zero benefits!
To accumulate the range of equipment a decent gym holds, would take many, many years of £25/month.

I realise that many will 'pfft' at needing anything other than a barbell and eight plates... but the benefits of a wide range of kit are huge.

My PT is amazed how quickly my body gets used to a particular exercise, and then crashes and burns when I change to something new. So keeping me bouncing round a wide variety really helps.

Hoofy

76,360 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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13m said:
olly22n said:
Apart from looking at fanny the gym seems to offer zero benefits!
I've tried training at home whilst watching XHamster. It's not the same.
hehe

joshcowin

6,804 posts

176 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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olly22n said:
This thread does always serves to confirm that a home gym is the best and only option.
3 of my mates have a home gym, 2 of them are not serious about it, 1 is and continuously is updating and adding equipment, great as he is very generous and lets us use it a fair amount however I couldn't justify the £0000's of pounds it would take me to construct and kit out a home gym. I would also be downgrading to lesser equipment and a less focused atmosphere!

So its not the best and only option for me it would be a worse and compromised option!

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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I think if you choose wisely (no cheap crap that could ultimately kill or maim..), a home gym can be a viable option. I have yet to use a commercial gym, so cannot comment on the quality of equipment (which I am sure is very good). The only thing I would like is a cable crossover machine, but haven't the room. I am not left wanting for variety of most exercises, though. I think I have spent around £2.5k all together, including a leg press/hack squat machine.

I guess in the end, it all depends on just how dedicated and disciplined you are. (And having the space for a decent set-up)



Edited by chris watton on Thursday 23 February 11:21

TameRacingDriver

18,087 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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I'm thinking about this home gym stuff myself... I figured I'd just need an Olympic bar, weight plates, a rack and bench... and perhaps something to put on the floor to protect it if a weight was dropped.

When I go to the gym now I either only do the big compound lifts, or an equivalent machine workout if I CBA or don't have time. Surely you could get a setup for the home that wouldn't cost the earth just to do some deadlifts, squats, bench press, rows, and overhead presses?

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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TameRacingDriver said:
I'm thinking about this home gym stuff myself... I figured I'd just need an Olympic bar, weight plates, a rack and bench... and perhaps something to put on the floor to protect it if a weight was dropped.

When I go to the gym now I either only do the big compound lifts, or an equivalent machine workout if I CBA or don't have time. Surely you could get a setup for the home that wouldn't cost the earth just to do some deadlifts, squats, bench press, rows, and overhead presses?
One of the biggest complaints my step-son has about the gym he uses if the fact that he can never get to do his full 5x5 workout, as the racks are always in use and there's nowhere in the open he can use just the barbell for Deadlifts, Presses and Rows. There are a plethora of single exercise machines, but if you just want to a basic 5x5 (which I think is the best routine for beginners and even intermediates who want to add strength and muscle), it's not that easy.

TameRacingDriver

18,087 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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chris watton said:
One of the biggest complaints my step-son has about the gym he uses if the fact that he can never get to do his full 5x5 workout, as the racks are always in use and there's nowhere in the open he can use just the barbell for Deadlifts, Presses and Rows. There are a plethora of single exercise machines, but if you just want to a basic 5x5 (which I think is the best routine for beginners and even intermediates who want to add strength and muscle), it's not that easy.
I'm quite lucky with my gym as I get to go on a lunch time so generally I can get on the racks and whatnot, but if I went after work I'm sure I'd have no chance. Its not always that convenient for me to go on a lunchtime so I end up not going. I follow a similar routine to your step son when I get the chance / time, so that was my thinking behind getting a basic rack/bench/barbell setup in a spare room at home. Personally, I'm not really into anything more complex than this routine anyway, as I reckon its a good one for an every day person to follow.

ambuletz

10,735 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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I'm greatful that my gym has 6 of the olympic rack things (power rack with platform for dropping weights). I do all of my 5x5 on it. When I first went their they had 10 of them all upstairs but then removed 4 and moved it into a downstairs area of the gym and converted the old place into some stupid crossfit area with loads of those light up/button machines that test your speed/reflexes.

TheJimi

24,993 posts

243 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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TRD, do you have the motivation to train yourself at home?

As for lunchtime training not always being convenient, why not train before work in the morning?


TameRacingDriver

18,087 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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TheJimi said:
TRD, do you have the motivation to train yourself at home?

As for lunchtime training not always being convenient, why not train before work in the morning?
I think I probably would be OK training at home. I train alone at the gym anyway and never really speak to anyone so I don't really need anyone else to help motivate me. I quite like the idea of not being subjected to many of the things written in this thread hehe

As for morning training, no chance, I am about as far from a morning person as its possible to get biggrin I tried once or twice in the past but felt I was weaker and less coordinated than normal and I didn't enjoy it.

Hoofy

76,360 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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Oddly, I push harder when I'm at home. I can make any noise I want plus am not subjected to the usual pop noise that they play on the PA. I hate wearing earphones to listen to music when training so they're not an option. I suppose I could just bring a BT speaker in and piss everyone else off with my music.