Best way to remove a wart?

Best way to remove a wart?

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Urban Sports

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11,321 posts

204 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Being a bit of an OCD kind of bloke when it comes to cleanliness I am pissed off to have contracted a wart on my finger, probably from shaking the hand of some mouth breather during my duties at work rolleyes

I've tried the over the counter gel stuff but the bd will not go, it's pissing me off now, it's actually in a place that gets major use so hurts when pressure is applied!

Has anybody used a fail safe product that they can recommend or does anybody have any other remedies to rid myself of this curse?

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Hoofy

76,403 posts

283 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Bazuka does work but you have to give it time.

A wart is a sign of low immunity. Also, you're a witch.

Urban Sports

Original Poster:

11,321 posts

204 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Hoofy said:
Bazuka does work but you have to give it time.

A wart is a sign of low immunity. Also, you're a witch.
I'm as strong as an ox and am a wizard, how long with the bazuka?

Hoofy

76,403 posts

283 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Urban Sports said:
I'm as strong as an ox and am a wizard, how long with the bazuka?
Did the wart go hard?

If you are as healthy as you say, the wart is a figment of your imagination. Or you're a witch.

Urban Sports

Original Poster:

11,321 posts

204 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Hoofy said:
Urban Sports said:
I'm as strong as an ox and am a wizard, how long with the bazuka?
Did the wart go hard?

If you are as healthy as you say, the wart is a figment of your imagination. Or you're a witch.
I've been treating it with boots wart gel stuff for a couple of months, it is hard now.

It could be a figment of my imagination, I've not been the same since I took the wart get orally, I am a wizard's sleeve.

pastrana72

1,721 posts

209 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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You need to get a Qualified Medical person to stick some liquid nitrogen on it and freeze it off, it will then drop off or out in about a week.

Do not cut it off ( it will bleed like hell ) and do not burn it off with a cigarette or a soldering iron (Painfull and it will get infected).

Chemist remedys are not that effective IMO.

Tried all of the above in the past and the first one is the best solution.

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BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Gaffa tape and banana skin are your friends. Google it, more effective than a lot of the over the counter stuff. Takes about six weeks to work but I've got rid of two verrucas that way smile

LordHaveMurci

12,045 posts

170 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Not all GP surgeries will freeze warts, mine doesn't. Bazuka does work, keep applying it for a few days before removing it then go again, be more ruthless than the directions state.

didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Angle grinder will do the job.

Funk

26,301 posts

210 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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I snipped one off years ago with some nail scissors. Didn't work. Ended up getting it frozen off at the doctor's - 'tis the only way that really works.

Hoofy

76,403 posts

283 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Urban Sports said:
I've been treating it with boots wart gel stuff for a couple of months, it is hard now.

It could be a figment of my imagination, I've not been the same since I took the wart get orally, I am a wizard's sleeve.
It should go hard and you can file it off without any pain. The medicine contains something to kill the germs.

If you took it orally, your tongue would go hard and numb. This may make you popular amongst the ladies.

N Dentressangle

3,442 posts

223 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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Caustic pencil

robsa

2,260 posts

185 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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I used to know a lad who had them all over his hands. He ate parsley sprigs and after a month or so they all went away. He had tried everything too.

R60EST

2,364 posts

183 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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I had one on my thumb 20 odd years ago. I tried all of the over the counter stuff to no avail. I'd tried cutting it off and grinding it down with a bench grinder. ( yes really ) I gave up trying to get rid of it in the end and resigned myself to being stuck with it

I eventually did get rid of it quite by accident. I had been bitten in the process of trying to separate two dogs fighting so went to A&E for a tetanus , within days the wart had started to diminish and within weeks it had gone completely with no scar or trace of it's existence

It may have been a total coincidence , I don't know , but I can't think of anything else other than the vaccination that would have made it go

davepoth

29,395 posts

200 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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I bit one off my arm once. Bled like billy-o.

Urban Sports

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11,321 posts

204 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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R60EST said:
I had one on my thumb 20 odd years ago. I tried all of the over the counter stuff to no avail. I'd tried cutting it off and grinding it down with a bench grinder. ( yes really ) I gave up trying to get rid of it in the end and resigned myself to being stuck with it

I eventually did get rid of it quite by accident. I had been bitten in the process of trying to separate two dogs fighting so went to A&E for a tetanus , within days the wart had started to diminish and within weeks it had gone completely with no scar or trace of it's existence

It may have been a total coincidence , I don't know , but I can't think of anything else other than the vaccination that would have made it go
I need to go to a dag fight.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Saturday 8th December 2012
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I had loads on my hands as a teenager. Got them burnt off in hospital, they used a sort of soldering iron with a pointy needle. When I woke up, I noticed they had missed one on the sole of my foot. They gave a quick local jab and removed it while I watched, the smoke and smell of burning flesh were not nice.

Happy82

15,077 posts

170 months

Sunday 9th December 2012
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You want to grip it with pliers, twist it repeatedly to remove and then salt it to finish it off. You may need to use a belt sander to remove any leftover wart edging, again salt this and spray on a little wd40 to make the smell of burning wart a bit nicer.

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Sunday 9th December 2012
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Quite a few places aren't freezing them off any more. Salicylic acid is brilliant, OTC stuff isn't.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Sunday 9th December 2012
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Funk said:
I snipped one off years ago with some nail scissors. Didn't work. Ended up getting it frozen off at the doctor's - 'tis the only way that really works.
Kitchen scissors worked fine for me, it was a biggie. smile You need to get rid of all of it though.