You know you're unfit when....

[srebbe64]

....you look at the 'before' and 'after' photos of some diet or an excercise implement - and you'd be happy to look like the 'bofore' photo!

[Asterix]

You haven't got the strength to get the top off your protein tub.

[arfur sleep]

you can't run a bath

[Bolognese]

You park as close as you can to the gym so you dont have to walk far..

[NoVetec]

You're out of breath after using the lift.

[Hoofy]

srebbe64 said:

....you look at the 'before' and 'after' photos of some diet or an excercise implement - and you'd be happy to look like the 'bofore' photo!

I do find training gives you a distorted view of the world. I have this slightly skewed idea that any woman I date in future should be able to do pull ups... so that gives me about 3 possible dates in Europe then.

[SHutchinson]

Hoofy said:

I do find training gives you a distorted view of the world. I have this slightly skewed idea that any woman I date in future should be able to do pull ups... so that gives me about 3 possible dates in Europe then.

Hang around Crossfit 'boxes'. There's at least a handful of women at the one in Newcastle that can do them.

[Hoofy]

SHutchinson said:

Hang around Crossfit 'boxes'. There's at least a handful of women at the one in Newcastle that can do them.

I know Crossfit is somewhere I could go.

[Riley Blue]

You feel exhausted after watching snooker on TV.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The doctor says you have the Ebola flesh eating virus, and you have 45 years to live!

[sl350z]

Two pumps is too many