How to shave...?
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...your @nus hair? Seriously.
Lately on my long walks I've noticed some boxershorts, in no discernable pattern, seem to pull at the hair right round my rsehole. After a 10km walk today, I'm now sat here typing this sitting on one bum cheek because sitting flat is m0f0-ingly sore! It's like 10 times worse than piles and I only ever notice it once I get in and sit down for the first time.
So I guess one solution is to shave the stuff off. Er... how? I've never done anything like this before and I figure one slip could be kinda nasty. What do you do? Bend over and shave upside down with a mirror on the floor or something? Is waxing safe?
Lately on my long walks I've noticed some boxershorts, in no discernable pattern, seem to pull at the hair right round my rsehole. After a 10km walk today, I'm now sat here typing this sitting on one bum cheek because sitting flat is m0f0-ingly sore! It's like 10 times worse than piles and I only ever notice it once I get in and sit down for the first time.
So I guess one solution is to shave the stuff off. Er... how? I've never done anything like this before and I figure one slip could be kinda nasty. What do you do? Bend over and shave upside down with a mirror on the floor or something? Is waxing safe?
Do this quite regularly seriously.
Pretty easy - I use disposable razors - I have an intimate body trimmer anyway but I prefer to razor my bawls and arse hair. I use shower gel, lather the area up, bend over slightly and with one hand holding apart your cheeks, the other slides between your legs and work from the inside out. Just be careful.
I think I nicked myself once and it wasn't so bad. For your first time though I'd recommend using some lotion afterwards.
It makes it a lot cleaner (less wiping having a dump), less sweat build up etc.
Pretty easy - I use disposable razors - I have an intimate body trimmer anyway but I prefer to razor my bawls and arse hair. I use shower gel, lather the area up, bend over slightly and with one hand holding apart your cheeks, the other slides between your legs and work from the inside out. Just be careful.
I think I nicked myself once and it wasn't so bad. For your first time though I'd recommend using some lotion afterwards.
It makes it a lot cleaner (less wiping having a dump), less sweat build up etc.
Edited by mu0n on Thursday 4th April 10:49
Mattikake,
Just make sure you haven't got a pilonidal sinus or abscess in your ass crack! They can be very painful and occur more commonly in dark hairy individuals that sweat a lot on long walks! Have a good look in the mirror or see your GP if it doesnt settle, but please no photos.....
Just make sure you haven't got a pilonidal sinus or abscess in your ass crack! They can be very painful and occur more commonly in dark hairy individuals that sweat a lot on long walks! Have a good look in the mirror or see your GP if it doesnt settle, but please no photos.....
Consider this : http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-4...
^ lol
So I guess I'm kinda damned if I do, damned if I don't.
What's really annoying is according to my pedometer I've covered some 4,000km on foot in the last 2 years (on deliberate recorded walks, so excludes daily life and times I forgot to set it etc. I'm always in the top 200 for cardio trainer the world over) and I've never had a problem until very recently - like 5 times in total or something.
Maybe I should just break out the lube and put it in a place I vowed lube shall never ever need to me used on me!
So I guess I'm kinda damned if I do, damned if I don't.
What's really annoying is according to my pedometer I've covered some 4,000km on foot in the last 2 years (on deliberate recorded walks, so excludes daily life and times I forgot to set it etc. I'm always in the top 200 for cardio trainer the world over) and I've never had a problem until very recently - like 5 times in total or something.
Maybe I should just break out the lube and put it in a place I vowed lube shall never ever need to me used on me!
Asterix said:
...and when it grows back it can get incredibly itchy.
Err... apparently.
Have you thought about Veet? Works wonders I've been told.
Have a read:Err... apparently.
Have you thought about Veet? Works wonders I've been told.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S
Possibly funnier than the infamous new cutie / hotel / toilet episode.
Megaflow said:
Have a read:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S
Possibly funnier than the infamous new cutie / hotel / toilet episode.
Spoilsport. http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S
Possibly funnier than the infamous new cutie / hotel / toilet episode.
Pretty sure we all knew about that - we just hoped matikake didn't.
mu0n said:
Just be careful.
Best advice in thread! marshalla said:
Consider this : http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-4...
Very funnu. 
"causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step"
oh that was so ace.
"Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
Edited by Halb on Thursday 4th April 10:45
king brilliant at times like this.
Megaflow said:
Have a read:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S
Possibly funnier than the infamous new cutie / hotel / toilet episode.
That was also another gut wobbler.http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S
Possibly funnier than the infamous new cutie / hotel / toilet episode.
What is, 'cutie / hotel / toilet episode'? Is that the piss bottles thing?
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