PH 2014 Goals, Progress & Transformations Thread

[smiffy180]

Thought I had progress with my guts until I literally pissed out of my arse
Booking for a colonoscopy now as it appears milk isn't the cause

[Hoofy]

Feck. Hope it's nothing serious. Good luck.

Perhaps it's wheat? IBS?

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

Feck. Hope it's nothing serious. Good luck.

Perhaps it's wheat? IBS?

Me too, had to cancel Yorkshire's strongest which I'm gutted about

IBS is probably the likely outcomes although it's not technically an ilness, just a broad term used if they don't know (apparently anyway)
I don't think an intolerance would've happened so quickly as it has with me which is why I don't think it is but not ruling it out.

[Hoofy]

ISTR Pilchard experienced a positive outcome by practising intermittent fasting.

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

ISTR Pilchard experienced a positive outcome by practising intermittent fasting.

Was it suggested by doctors or self infliction?

[Hoofy]

smiffy180 said:

Was it suggested by doctors or self infliction?

No idea but he says he doesn't suffer from IBS any more!

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

No idea but he says he doesn't suffer from IBS any more!

Hmmmm....... interesting, I'll have to wait until my diagnosis though. .

I've also decided next week I'm going to attempt new PB's even with a dodgy gut!

[Hoofy]

smiffy180 said:

I've also decided next week I'm going to attempt new PB's even with a dodgy gut!

Wouldn't strain too hard.

[V8mate]

Hoofy said:

smiffy180 said:

I've also decided next week I'm going to attempt new PB's even with a dodgy gut!

Wouldn't strain too hard.

Gym bloke: Oi, mate, you've st on the bench!

Smiffy: I haven't, honest. It's just a little... seepage.

[Hoofy]

<shudders>

[smiffy180]

V8mate said:

Hoofy said:

smiffy180 said:

I've also decided next week I'm going to attempt new PB's even with a dodgy gut!

Wouldn't strain too hard.

Gym bloke: Oi, mate, you've st on the bench!

Smiffy: I haven't, honest. It's just a little... seepage.

You're not trying hard enough unless it comes out of either hole

[Hoofy]

If it ain't seeping, you're just wimping?

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

If it ain't seeping, you're just wimping?

Or squat till you puke

[Hoofy]

smiffy180 said:

Hoofy said:

If it ain't seeping, you're just wimping?

Or squat till you puke

Squat til you squirt.

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

Squat til you squirt.

Think I've found the problem, will know tomorrow if everything keeps going well........

[Hoofy]

Oh? Been drinking milk of magnesia rather than milk?

[smiffy180]

Hoofy said:

Oh? Been drinking milk of magnesia rather than milk?

Nope. Didn't work as well. Back to square one

[Halb]

What did you think it was?

[smiffy180]

Halb said:

What did you think it was?

Had a low fibre day yesterday and was fine, tried again this morning but didn't last long

[smiffy180]

smiffy180 said:

Halb said:

What did you think it was?

Had a low fibre day yesterday and was fine, tried again this morning but didn't last long

Well I've only been twice today so far, maybe I'm onto something with low fibre.
Reading about crohn's disease, if I do have it, I could also he lactose intolerant. I haven't cut out cheese last few days so I'll cut that out next and see if this helps.

In the meantime, any suggestions?

So far no milk and low fibre = less trips to toilet

ETA: any recommendations on low fibre, high carb foods with no lactose

Edited by smiffy180 on Sunday 20th July 19:54