colonoscopy

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mph1977

12,467 posts

168 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Boshly said:
Oh dear frown that's told me. Well this person had a total hip replacement whilst fully awake with no GA or any sedation so where does that put me now?
THR under spinal is relatively common as the cardio vascular fitness required is less than for a GA...

GA when you don't absolutely need is just a ( very small) extra set of risks.

Boshly

2,776 posts

236 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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mph1977 said:
Boshly said:
Oh dear frown that's told me. Well this person had a total hip replacement whilst fully awake with no GA or any sedation so where does that put me now?
THR under spinal is relatively common as the cardio vascular fitness required is less than for a GA...

GA when you don't absolutely need is just a ( very small) extra set of risks.

I'm sure it is relatively common (I had the choice of both and could have had sedation with the spinal) but chatting away to the anaesthetist whilst it seemed like two fellas were building a shed up my arse was quite surreal smile

Odhran

579 posts

183 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Worst thing about it is the enema. Traumatising. I also found I was bent in two with cramps afterwards but soon (60 mins) disappeared.

MGJohn

10,203 posts

183 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Timbergiant said:
Had one the other year, no offer of GA or any sedation as I remember, bit painful but not anything to worry about, quite interesting to watch on the monitor.
Had one couple years ago. I opted for no GA or sedation as I wanted to see what's what. The operators were very accommodating. Laid on my side I could see the screen and what fascinating sights the camera provided. It was uncomfortable rather than painful although at one point I thought the probing camera towards the end of the process would penetrate something in my lung or diaphragm area. That was briefly painful.

Fascinating moving images of my internals though.

Relieved to see nothing found only normal wear and tear for my three score years and ten.

Funny sequel. I believe part of the process involves pumping air into those colonic pipeworks. Lots of it in fact. Certainly felt like lots. The caring and very attractive nurse who took me to get changed back into my clothes assured me that breaking wind excessively is quite normal. I felt I would blow a wall out if I let rip. In the event, it was impossible to release that excess of air discreetly. Most embarrassing ... rofl

The far worse part of the process for me was the day or two before the hospital session. It involves drinking huge quantities of fluids designed to clear out your system leaving it totally clear and spotless. Those liquids very effectively achieve that..... and then some.

TVR Sagaris

837 posts

232 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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I've had a few, two sedated. Go with the sedative, it's fairly mild: you remain awake and able to communicate but feel no discomfort. You will be able to leave the hospital very soon after the colonoscopy; last time I had one I was out after about an hour.

I think it is unusual for an adult to be offered GA for just a colonoscopy and there seems little reason to use GA. The sedative will simply make you very relaxed (and that makes the whole thing easier) with almost no disadvantages.

Timbergiant

995 posts

130 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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I had a camera down also a couple of weeks later, the former was by far the easiest surprisingly.

ecain63

10,588 posts

175 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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I've had a few cameras now, top and bottom. Never had any sedation or pain relief and actually found the whole experience quite interesting. I just lay there and looked at the monitor whilst chatting to the surgeon. You just need to relax take it. Bum cam is a peice of cake. Throat cam is a bit more intense!

motco

15,962 posts

246 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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AlexRS2782 said:
SAS Tom said:
The stomach cleaning stuff beforehand is a bit grim, make sure you're near a toilet at all times! Oh and see what flavour it is. I thought it was flavourless until I tasted it when it turned out to be vanilla flavour. This probably wouldn't have been so bad if the instructions didn't say mix it with squash which I did. Lime and vanilla is disgusting!
Yeah, I forgot about that - i was provided with Picolax - that stuff tasted very nasty when mixed in with cold water - not a nice thing drinking that in small sips as suggested vomit
A yes, Picolax! This thread sums it up very nicely.

ecain63

10,588 posts

175 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Stuff
Tom, not wanting to sound like a dick, but what's with the name? Honest question.

AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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motco said:
A yes, Picolax! This thread sums it up very nicely.
Awesome stuff laugh

SAS Tom

3,403 posts

174 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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ecain63 said:
Tom, not wanting to sound like a dick, but what's with the name? Honest question.
Just a joke from a bike meet a few years ago. We managed to convince a bloke I was in the SAS at the age of 17. He was very upset when he found out I wasn't!

ecain63

10,588 posts

175 months

Saturday 5th July 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Just a joke from a bike meet a few years ago. We managed to convince a bloke I was in the SAS at the age of 17. He was very upset when he found out I wasn't!
Fair enoughski!

audidoody

8,597 posts

256 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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I had a the cut-down version (flexible sigmoidoscopy) a couple of months ago without sedation. No problem. But the answer my friend was definitely blowing out all the wind afterwards. Epic flatulence.

ETA: thanks for the link. Best piece of comic writing I've read in a LONG time!

Edited by audidoody on Sunday 6th July 22:37

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

179 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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Just be thankful they dont want to look inside your bladder. That one is much worse!

blondini

477 posts

178 months

Sunday 13th July 2014
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My flexible sigmoidoscopy was a physically unpleasant experience which I would not care to repeat. They told me I needed to return for a deeper examination which would be a colonoscopy under sedation. It totally zonked me out and I didn't feel a thing... Marvellous.

halfpenny43

1,018 posts

236 months

Monday 14th July 2014
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I"m in for a colonoscopy on August 1st.

I'm sat in the Philippines with work until I fly home later this week, with diarrhoea (as always) and my wife sent me an email to say there are two packets of picolax waiting for me when I get home !

theshrew

6,008 posts

184 months

Monday 14th July 2014
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pilchardthecat said:
Just be thankful they dont want to look inside your bladder. That one is much worse!
That sounds yikes

jdw100

4,122 posts

164 months

Monday 14th July 2014
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Oakey said:
I didn't have anything, not sure I was even offered. The most offputting part was that two of the three nurses present were young and fit and you don't half feel a tt lying on your side whilst they blow air up your ass and shove a camera up it.
They inflated a donkey that you own? That's just cruel.

Or do you, not being American, mean; arse.

jbudgie

8,929 posts

212 months

Monday 14th July 2014
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jdw100 said:
Oakey said:
I didn't have anything, not sure I was even offered. The most offputting part was that two of the three nurses present were young and fit and you don't half feel a tt lying on your side whilst they blow air up your ass and shove a camera up it.
They inflated a donkey that you own? That's just cruel.

Or do you, not being American, mean; arse.
Think we all know what he meant--this isn't the joke thread you know.

RichB

51,589 posts

284 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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Just returned from one of these; nowhere near as bad as I expected. 4 day run in was tedious and yesterday and this morning on the Picolax was a hoot! Felt like I was drowning with the amount of water I had to drink but opted for some mild sedation the actual procedure was fine. Found I've got diverticulitis and the specialist removed a polyp which he didn't seem too concerned about. So that's me done for a few years. Waiting to see what he says about the diverticulitis but hopefully just diet.