Scary pregnancy scare is scary!

Scary pregnancy scare is scary!

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nagsheadwarrior

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2,779 posts

178 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Right, myself and the new lady Nhw have been a bit careless in the contraception dept on quite a few, well maybe a dozen times plus in the last month.

The red flag is due to be raised this weekend and yesterday she gets terrible lady pains as apparently she always does so all good......but now they've stopped!

This apparently has not happened before!

So, is this normal, if she was up spout would the pains even have started or has one swimmer made it though at the last moment and stitched me up?

Any info welcome!

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

251 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Whatever you do....don't post in the lounge asking for name suggestions.

Mobile Chicane

20,740 posts

211 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Depends.

If approaching menopause, wimmins don't always get a good clean start to their periods. Likewise with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, or endometriosis.

Don't panic just yet.

smile

nagsheadwarrior

Original Poster:

2,779 posts

178 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Tiggsy, good call, M.c she's 32 so not in that bracket yet and says this is very abnormal.

A quick googling suggests pain can be an early sign of pregnancy but it's normally milder, she had a humdinger but only for a day.

Just have to wait and see, bollix!

Edited by nagsheadwarrior on Thursday 28th August 07:14

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Sounds like twins to me.

tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
Sounds like twins to me.
At the very least. On the plus side, Mothercare has a sale on.

zollburgers

1,278 posts

182 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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The BBC has a better chance of predicting the weather accurately.


AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

236 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Do not open for 9 months >>>

Congratulations on the birth mate.

Ki3r

7,806 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Me and my ex had a scare when we weren't together...I can honestly say it was the longest minute of my life waiting holding that piss stick.

Mobile Chicane

20,740 posts

211 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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However, be aware that you can still have 'periods' while pregnant.

My sister-in-law went to the docs with suspected food poisoning as she was being sick all the time. Bingo - three months pregnant. She genuinely had no idea.

nagsheadwarrior

Original Poster:

2,779 posts

178 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Oh bejeezeus, best get her tested whether the painters arrived or not then, bollix feck st and Arse!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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nagsheadwarrior said:
Oh bejeezeus, best get her tested whether the painters arrived or not then, bollix feck st and Arse!
Quads, eh?

Come on, though, no need to give them names like that....

nagsheadwarrior

Original Poster:

2,779 posts

178 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Twas thinking more like aborted, adopted, abducted and sold on tinterweb!

8Ace

2,681 posts

197 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
Sounds like twins to me.
yes Huge heads, too.

Mr MXT

7,691 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Worst "I had sex twelve times in a month" post ever

grumbledoak

31,500 posts

232 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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nagsheadwarrior said:
Any info welcome!
^^^ that. You must have done something by now.

steveT350C

6,728 posts

160 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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If you did fertilise her, still a 66% chance it won't go to term.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/10100...

jagracer

8,248 posts

235 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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nagsheadwarrior said:
Right, myself and the new lady Nhw have been a bit careless in the contraception dept on quite a few, well maybe a dozen times plus in the last month.
Twelve times without contraception eek Did you never get "the talk" at home or in school, if so you should have listened?
You're either bragging, fking stupid, been taken for a ride in more than one way or all three.
But hey don't worry because the real expense wont start for about 17 years

Hackney

6,811 posts

207 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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steveT350C said:
If you did fertilise her, still a 66% chance it won't go to term.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/10100...
No, "Two-thirds of all human embryos fail to develop successfully. " which is very different.
But thanks for scaring the st out of a guy who's wife is 16wks pregnant.

nagsheadwarrior

Original Poster:

2,779 posts

178 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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jagracer said:
welve times without contraception eek Did you never get "the talk" at home or in school, if so you should have listened?
You're either bragging, fking stupid, been taken for a ride in more than one way or all three.
But hey don't worry because the real expense wont start for about 17 years
Bragging no, stupid yes, leathered definitely.