Scary pregnancy scare is scary!

[marked1]

Congratulations

[jagracer]

nagsheadwarrior said:

jagracer said:

welve times without contraception Did you never get "the talk" at home or in school, if so you should have listened?
You're either bragging, fking stupid, been taken for a ride in more than one way or all three.
But hey don't worry because the real expense wont start for about 17 years

Bragging no, stupid yes, leathered definitely.

My wife and I were only that leathered once, January 1987, my daughter is 27 in November. Easy way to find out is get her to do a pregnancy test, I don't think they are all that expensive.

[hidetheelephants]

nagsheadwarrior said:

jagracer said:

welve times without contraception Did you never get "the talk" at home or in school, if so you should have listened?
You're either bragging, fking stupid, been taken for a ride in more than one way or all three.
But hey don't worry because the real expense wont start for about 17 years

Bragging no, stupid yes, leathered definitely.

12 or more times a month you're incapable? Your drinking habits are as much of a concern as the lack of protection; had a liver function test recently?

[steveT350C]

Hackney said:

steveT350C said:

If you did fertilise her, still a 66% chance it won't go to term.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/10100...

No, "Two-thirds of all human embryos fail to develop successfully. " which is very different.
But thanks for scaring the st out of a guy who's wife is 16wks pregnant.

Science is scary. From the article..

"Two-thirds of all human embryos fail to develop successfully. Now, in a new study, researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine have shown that they can predict with 93 percent certainty which fertilized eggs will make it to a critical developmental milestone and which will stall and die."


66% is two-thirds.

[Hackney]

steveT350C said:

Hackney said:

steveT350C said:

If you did fertilise her, still a 66% chance it won't go to term.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/10100...

No, "Two-thirds of all human embryos fail to develop successfully. " which is very different.
But thanks for scaring the st out of a guy who's wife is 16wks pregnant.

Science is scary. From the article..

"Two-thirds of all human embryos fail to develop successfully. Now, in a new study, researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine have shown that they can predict with 93 percent certainty which fertilized eggs will make it to a critical developmental milestone and which will stall and die."


66% is two-thirds.

Even though 66% and 2/3 are (almost) the same, "Two thirds of all human embryos fail to develop" is not the same as "66% chance it won't go to term"

[TOV!E]

[quote=nagsheadwarrior]Oh bejeezeus, best get her tested whether the painters arrived or not then, bollix feck st and Arse!


[/quote The last word you used there would have been a better bet

[mybrainhurts]

It's gone quiet. Where is SuperNumptydad hiding...?

[TheAngryDog]

mybrainhurts said:

It's gone quiet. Where is SuperNumptydad hiding...?

He's been getting leathered since and spending his days in Mothercare and B&Q, deciding which colour to paint the nursery

[nagsheadwarrior]

Haha, thankfully not, bullet appears to have been dodged and I've diverted a proportion of the bar budget to durex's hooker spec triple thick bad boys!