Mysto-Lump

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THX

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2,348 posts

121 months

Saturday 18th October 2014
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I've discovered a mystery lump on the left side of my hip. It's about the size of a pea, and fairly solid. It moves when you poke it. So it feels like it's attached to the flesh, not the hip.

It's terminal cancer, isn't it?

The_Doc

4,856 posts

219 months

Saturday 18th October 2014
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THX said:
I've discovered a mystery lump on the left side of my hip. It's about the size of a pea, and fairly solid. It moves when you poke it. So it feels like it's attached to the flesh, not the hip.

It's terminal cancer, isn't it?
oh yeah, I can see what it is from here

looks like an accessory spleen, or perhaps a flux capacitor.

But perhaps you should get someone in RL have a look at it.... smile

hidetheelephants

23,772 posts

192 months

Saturday 18th October 2014
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Could be bad AIDs, or perhaps lurgy. Have you considered consulting a faith healer?

272BHP

4,960 posts

235 months

Saturday 18th October 2014
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Most probably a lipoma. I got loads of the little buggers. Absolutely harmless and essentially just lumps of fat.

I could be wrong though and it might be an implanted alien egg - best get it checked out.