Increase in the price of a kit kat.

Increase in the price of a kit kat.

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everyeggabird

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351 posts

105 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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So headline news, Nestle are increasing the price of a kit kat. So fking what.

I turned to my wife and asked her how much is a kit kat, she did not know, so does it matter that the price might increase.

Does anybody give a flying fk, I can't remember the last time I ever had a fking kit kat. Tell the self important Swiss tts to shove their kit kats where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a girl from the south and a kit kat? You can only get four fingers in a kit kat.

I used small k's throughout just to diss' their asses.laugh

///ajd

8,964 posts

205 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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everyeggabird said:
So headline news, Nestle are increasing the price of a kit kat. So fking what.

I turned to my wife and asked her how much is a kit kat, she did not know, so does it matter that the price might increase.

Does anybody give a flying fk, I can't remember the last time I ever had a fking kit kat. Tell the self important Swiss tts to shove their kit kats where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a girl from the south and a kit kat? You can only get four fingers in a kit kat.

I used small k's throughout just to diss' their asses.laugh
Having a spot of bregret?


everyeggabird

Original Poster:

351 posts

105 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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///ajd said:
Having a spot of bregret?
Pray do tell what is bregret?

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,230 posts

234 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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everyeggabird said:
///ajd said:
Having a spot of bregret?
Pray do tell what is bregret?
It's a small breg

Wacky Racer

38,099 posts

246 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Don't get me started on the decline in the size of Wagon Wheels since 1968, when they were made by Westons....

Borghetto

3,274 posts

182 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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They interviewed Nestles COO on Bloomberg yesterday and he was commenting on how sales of KitKat were increasing. They might of course have to follow Unilever if their UK sales go south.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

278 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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everyeggabird said:
///ajd said:
Having a spot of bregret?
Pray do tell what is bregret?
It is almost a rather nice watch.

Eric Mc

121,770 posts

264 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What about the chunky ones?

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

162 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Eric Mc said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What about the chunky ones?
FYI,They're chunkier......lickbiggrin

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

168 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I hope the news reader had their 'doom' face on when it was revealed hehe

B'stard Child

28,320 posts

245 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I'm with you OP

However if they increase the price of Marathon Snickers I'll be in trouble as it's one (sometimes two) of my five a day

This would result in me being seriously grumpy and it may take me some while to come to terms with it

It took me 5 years to come to terms with the name change......... Bloody EU and their standardization of chocolate bars across markets. biggrin







Note not serious except about my Marathon Snickers consumption - I do have a Marathon Snickers habit - but no one sells patches to deal with it.....

eharding

13,594 posts

283 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Eric Mc said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What about the chunky ones?
Well, the OP's wife *does* know the price of those. Hence the reason all of the OP's mates are getting so fat.

///ajd

8,964 posts

205 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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B'stard Child said:
I'm with you OP

However if they increase the price of Marathon Snickers I'll be in trouble as it's one (sometimes two) of my five a day

This would result in me being seriously grumpy and it may take me some while to come to terms with it

It took me 5 years to come to terms with the name change......... Bloody EU and their standardization of chocolate bars across markets. biggrin







Note not serious except about my Marathon Snickers consumption - I do have a Marathon Snickers habit - but no one sells patches to deal with it.....
I had some opal fruits the other day. How good were they? smile

Randy Winkman

16,013 posts

188 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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everyeggabird said:
So headline news, Nestle are increasing the price of a kit kat. So fking what.
Why the ranting thread then?

B'stard Child

28,320 posts

245 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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///ajd said:
B'stard Child said:
I'm with you OP

However if they increase the price of Marathon Snickers I'll be in trouble as it's one (sometimes two) of my five a day

This would result in me being seriously grumpy and it may take me some while to come to terms with it

It took me 5 years to come to terms with the name change......... Bloody EU and their standardization of chocolate bars across markets. biggrin







Note not serious except about my Marathon Snickers consumption - I do have a Marathon Snickers habit - but no one sells patches to deal with it.....
I had some opal fruits the other day. How good were they? smile
I've been an "Opel fruit" for many years biggrin

Clearly they tried to convert to Starburst and found a new niche market for the old brand name - another example of the globalisation of products clashing with our national sweet heritage

condor

8,837 posts

247 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I buy Kit Kats when they're on offer for £1 multipack price - currently Tesco is doing this.
Plenty of other chocolate covered wafer bars are available smile

B'stard Child

28,320 posts

245 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Randy Winkman said:
everyeggabird said:
So headline news, Nestle are increasing the price of a kit kat. So fking what.
Why the ranting thread then?
Bugger forgot to rate it........

Oh well 6/10 - lacks variety in swearing and a limited subject mater biggrin

Borghetto

3,274 posts

182 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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B'stard Child said:
:







Note not serious except about my Marathon Snickers consumption - I do have a Marathon Snickers habit - but no one sells patches to deal with it.....
I believe you can by a milk chocolate suppository for that BC - your local pharmacy keeps them hidden under the counter, next to the flavoured condoms. laugh

JawKnee

1,140 posts

96 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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everyeggabird said:
So headline news, Nestle are increasing the price of a kit kat. So fking what.

I turned to my wife and asked her how much is a kit kat, she did not know, so does it matter that the price might increase.

Does anybody give a flying fk, I can't remember the last time I ever had a fking kit kat. Tell the self important Swiss tts to shove their kit kats where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a girl from the south and a kit kat? You can only get four fingers in a kit kat.

I used small k's throughout just to diss' their asses.laugh
The price of food going up? Brexiturds were warned about this but they stuck their fingers in their ears and screamed "lalalala project fear".

"Tell the self important Swiss tts... "

I thought we were meant to be getting friendly with our non EU trade partners? Erm....

MG CHRIS

9,077 posts

166 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I bet if you ask most shoppers the price of regular food items milk bread etc etc most wouldn't have a clue they see what they want put it in the basket or trolley and pay for it on plastic and forget about it.

I still eat them when I want a kit kat price doesn't worry me and if it did would stop eating them pretty simple really.