Confused about an ex-girlfriend

[Petrolhead95]

I'm moving back home for six months...

[xjay1337]

Moving home where in relation to her, sorry?

Tell her you are done, and mean it.

You will soon end up texting and calling her....

ATJ has it right.

[Petrolhead95]

130 miles away or so. Going down for a few days until I can sort out a permanent place.

[xjay1337]

Petrolhead95 said:

130 miles away or so. Going down for a few days until I can sort out a permanent place.

You'll be back to her. :-)

[hyphen]

xjay1337 said:

You'll be back to her. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZVFngqvzA

[Petrolhead95]

Probably. She knows how to guilt me into it. Need to grow some balls and get laid elsewhere to get my mind off it

[xjay1337]

Petrolhead95 said:

Probably. She knows how to guilt me into it. Need to grow some balls and get laid elsewhere to get my mind off it

So you admit you have a problem, but won't fix it by never speaking to her again.

When you do finally get some from another bird be careful you don't cry midway through. :-)

[anonymous-user]

This is approaching the whoring threshold!

[Nezquick]

Petrolhead95 said:

Probably. She knows how to guilt me into it. Need to grow some balls and get laid elsewhere to get my mind off it

Marriage is the only option. You know it makes sense OP.

[okgo]

Nezquick said:

Marriage is the only option. You know it makes sense OP.

He could fast track this buy just buying her a house now.

[bluenosewrx]

Get her to Fu ck, on another note, i must thank the OP as i had not thought about Tiffany as a present for my bird so i ended up getting her a Tiffany necklace, she will love it.

Thanks buddy

[Hainey]

okgo said:

Nezquick said:

Marriage is the only option. You know it makes sense OP.

He could fast track this buy just buying her a house now.

You are actually depressingly accurate. She sounds the type that will take it as well.

[hyphen]

All that jazz said:

bluenosewrx said:

p.S WHAT GIFTS YOU GOT TO SELL???? i have not bought my birds yet, anything decent?.

Found in another thread :

petrolhead95 said:

Giant 3ft teddy bear, Pandora charm bracelet with 3 charms, Pandora promise ring, Tiffany engraved bracelet, mug with her name on it and a heart locket.

So what is happening with these presents then? Still time to sell them.

[Petrolhead95]

No selling, I'm a doormat remember...

[ncbbmw]

Petrolhead95 said:

Okay, it was going okay, things were getting back to normal but she keeps changing her mind again so I told her I'm going away for a while, that didn't go down well.

Just waiting for all the told you so comments...

This is now, couldn't face that for the next 50 years.

[SpeckledJim]

Petrolhead95 said:

No selling, I'm a doormat remember...

"Let me in, I'm a country member!"

"Yes, I remember."

That's not relevant at all, or aimed at anyone specific. Your post just reminded me of it.

As you all were.

[TwistingMyMelon]

order her a pizza with chips under the cheese its the new "in thing", if that doesnt make her moist there is no hope....

[All that jazz]

Respect to PH95 for keeping us all updated on the situation - most others would have stormed off in a huff by now at all the piss-taking . In the interests of balance, while we all take the piss it's only because we did exactly the same thing ourselves, ignoring the sage advice of own friends and family, convincing ourselves that they were most definitely wrong and ploughed on regardless. I expect you will end up treading the same beaten path and meet your eventual fate the same way we did . It's easy for us to sit here shouting END IT NOW!!11 but it was nigh on impossible to do back then and isn't any different now.

So what's your plan for Christmas, PH95? Disappointingly I've not managed to find your 3ft teddy bear or Tiffany ring thingy on Ebay so does that mean you're still pressing ahead to woo her back with expensive gifts?

[Petrolhead95]

All that jazz said:

Respect to PH95 for keeping us all updated on the situation - most others would have stormed off in a huff by now at all the piss-taking . In the interests of balance, while we all take the piss it's only because we did exactly the same thing ourselves, ignoring the sage advice of own friends and family, convincing ourselves that they were most definitely wrong and ploughed on regardless. I expect you will end up treading the same beaten path and meet your eventual fate the same way we did . It's easy for us to sit here shouting END IT NOW!!11 but it was nigh on impossible to do back then and isn't any different now.

So what's your plan for Christmas, PH95? Disappointingly I've not managed to find your 3ft teddy bear or Tiffany ring thingy on Ebay so does that mean you're still pressing ahead to woo her back with expensive gifts?

Plan for Christmas is/was to spend it with her on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, then both of us to go down to my family for a couple of days after. The plan now I have no idea...

[Trabi601]

Petrolhead95 said:

Plan for Christmas is/was to spend it with her on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, then both of us to go down to my family for a couple of days after. The plan now I have no idea...

Check the "Christmas day and single" thread.

My entry - Porsche, mid-Wales mountain roads, Ginster's 'Festive Edition', pack of mince pies and a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Spent 6 hours out driving. Had my 'Christmas dinner' on the seafront at Aberystwyth, drove home, made a slow roast shoulder of lamb with Boulangere veg. and pickled myself on Gluhwein.