Confused about an ex-girlfriend

Confused about an ex-girlfriend

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Petrolhead95

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7,043 posts

155 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!

Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Petrolhead95 said:
I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!
Blonde Polish hooked off Adult work then but lay off the cialis. You don't want to keel over mid thrust.

Less than the cost of giving resting bh face a tank of fuel and I guarantee you'll remember it better in 10 years than you would a Christmas day with her in laws.

CountZero23

1,288 posts

179 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Hainey said:
Petrolhead95 said:
I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!
Blonde Polish hooked off Adult work then but lay off the cialis. You don't want to keel over mid thrust.

Less than the cost of giving resting bh face a tank of fuel and I guarantee you'll remember it better in 10 years than you would a Christmas day with her in laws.
+1 hehe

bluenosewrx

391 posts

116 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Petrolhead95 said:
I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!
Mate, seriously feel for you even among the piss taking, it will get better after time, your having a rough time of it but we have all been there and got the T shirt.

it wont be easy over xmas but you need to cut all ties with her and ride out the storm, by February you will be fine.

thanks for keeping us updated, its the first thread i look for in the morning.

Petrolhead95

Original Poster:

7,043 posts

155 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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I'm glad I can keep you entertained. We've only just scratched the surface so far!

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

170 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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bluenosewrx said:
Petrolhead95 said:
I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!
Mate, seriously feel for you even among the piss taking, it will get better after time, your having a rough time of it but we have all been there and got the T shirt.

it wont be easy over xmas but you need to cut all ties with her and ride out the storm, by February you will be fine.

thanks for keeping us updated, its the first thread i look for in the morning.
yes


One MoreDonkey

983 posts

172 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Petrolhead95 said:
Probably. She knows how to guilt me into it. Need to grow some balls and get laid elsewhere to get my mind off it hehe
Yes of course she does, probably around the same time she needs the tank filling on the car, some groceries bought for her and the housework doing.

And along you trot like a love sick puppy

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Petrolhead95 said:
I have heart problems so have had my licence revoked. Life is grim right now!
Don't you just!

Sorry smile I hope you find something diverting and fun to do at Christmas. Switch your phone off!


Petrolhead95

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7,043 posts

155 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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I'd update this thread but I'll get shouted at.

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Petrolhead95 said:
I'd update this thread but I'll get shouted at.
NO YOU WONT

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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My guess is that you have posted the presents to her, along with a love letter (essay).

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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You've had her name tattooed on your neck?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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I'll guess.

You didn't move back to your parents.

Or you did.

Either way she sweet talked you into giving it another shot.

But on the 28th December she will say you haven't changed. After she has your gifts.

I can understand why my mate hated me now if I was as dumb as you with women when I was your age. laugh

chrisb92

1,051 posts

125 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
You've had her name tattooed on your neck?
This made me laugh far more than it should have laugh

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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The world is full of fkwits!

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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chrisb92 said:
stuartmmcfc said:
You've had her name tattooed on your neck?
This made me laugh far more than it should have laugh
Well at least he's not had a "drunken revelation", cut his knob off, gift wrapped it and sent it her with a message saying " a part of me will always belong to you".



Yet...

chrisb92

1,051 posts

125 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
chrisb92 said:
stuartmmcfc said:
You've had her name tattooed on your neck?
This made me laugh far more than it should have laugh
Well at least he's not had a "drunken revelation", cut his knob off, gift wrapped it and sent it her with a message saying " a part of me will always belong to you".



Yet...
Odds on both?

Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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laugh Well come on then you silly bugger. We've all been through it this far with you!

The presents are under the tree and you are under the thumb, is that it?

Trust me son, you think she has a gold plated fanny and the heart of an angel but the reality is she has neither. Wait till you get 10 years and some notches on your bedpost and you'll look back at this and see we were all spot on.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Come on Petrolhead - Update us!

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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He probably hasn't been given permission yet smile