The less obvious signs of ageing

[StevoCally]

Becoming forgetful, this thread just reminded me I put the kettle on to make a coffee half an hour ago. I'm only 24.

[AJS-]

Coffee eh? Very young.

Just reminded me that I meant to make myself a cup of tea earlier and never did. Then I forgot that I forgot to buy biscuits, and seeing as biscuits are important, I'll not bother now.

And I'm talking about this stuff as though it matters.

Did I tell you about the time...

Wonder if I've got any biscuits

[CommanderJameson]

The Noises, defined:

Sitting down:

CommanderJameson said:

Oooffff.

Getting up:

CommanderJameson said:

ErrUP!

A gradual shift in attitude towards hair: you cease to be worried about whether it's grey or not, as long as it's present.

[Los Palmas 7]

AJS- said:

Wonder if I've got any biscuits

Just gone five o'clock.

[AJS-]

Los Palmas 7 said:

AJS- said:

Wonder if I've got any biscuits

Just gone five o'clock.

No Countdown today though, so I can have a cup a bit later. It's not the same without Richard Whitely.

[Mr POD]

my ginger pubic hair is going grey. At last.

[singlecoil]

JDH1 said:

The number of acceptable sexual partners increases daily, and in an inverse relationship with the number to whom you are an acceptable sexual partner.

[AJS-]

JDH1 said:

The number of acceptable sexual partners increases daily, and in an inverse relationship with the number to whom you are an acceptable sexual partner.

Daily? By the hou for me. I used to get beer goggles, now I get tea goggles.

[A.J.M]

SLacKer said:

JDH1 said:

A.J.M said:

Im 21 and getting worried at this thread!

I luckily have a full head of long blondish hair and slim 30 waist line.

But ive got a 4x4 already, manual though. I like wearing my slippers but i dont get humped at ps3 online. Yet... although last night was shocking as i got handed in every cod4 match i entered

Still dance well.. i think and can ruin everything female that allows me in bed with so not all lost

Ah yes, you can expect to become totally confused when someone talks about things like ps3 online and a cod4 match. What the hell is that?

21 and slippers.......premature middle age

Call of Duty 4 - COD4 (at least I hope it is)

Your right on cod4 meaning Call of Duty 4.

I've wore slippers for years though, it cant be premature middle age. Can it?
Nothing else people have put up has happened so im safe for a few years yet.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Famous Graham said:

Crusoe said:

yawn becomes a full on body stretch plus roar for some reason

I did that about 20 mins ago before reading this thread

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Carl_Spackler said:

Taking a interest in the weather, a few years ago I couldn't have given a toss if it was raining/winter or summer, a couple of years ago my mood started to depend on the weather and last Christmas I got a weather station for the garden

Pipe and slippers here we come.

That and appreciating nature, beautiful sunsets, and looking up at stars and wondering what other solar systems may possibly excistsand so on

[mybrainhurts]

captainzep said:

As I cruise into my mid 30's I'm starting to notice some changes.

What other changes can I expect as I get older?

Any minute now, scratching your legs will be better than sex....

[AJS-]

mybrainhurts said:

captainzep said:

As I cruise into my mid 30's I'm starting to notice some changes.

What other changes can I expect as I get older?

Any minute now, scratching your legs will be better than sex....

And just as difficult?

[vinnie83]

gerradiuk said:

You know you've reached middle age when you make a sighing noise whenever you bend down to pick up a grandchild ,get in/out of a chair etc

the fact that you have a grandchild isn't a better sign?

[JDH1]

Oh and well upholstered ladies take on a whole new alure as the emphasis switches from speed to comfort.

[kit80]

I am 28 and last weekend I joined the National Trust. And what's more I am stil happy about it.

RIP my yoof

[jessica]

Balmoral Green said:

Post urinary micturtion.

That means having to shake and shake and shake, and roll your finger or thumb all the way along your wee wee tube from somewhere near your ass to the tip of your willy, and still you get a dribble when you zip up!

Thanks for that wozzer!!!!!!!!!!! I have a peculair image of you in my head now.................. Thanks....

[DeadMeat_UK]

So here's the million dollar question.

Has Radio 2's music got better, or has it just become comfortable like an old slipper ?

[Sheets Tabuer]

DeadMeat_UK said:

So here's the million dollar question.

Has Radio 2's music got better, or has it just become comfortable like an old slipper ?

No idea I still listen to Dance/Trance which annoys the mrs but I explain it is like her dad still liking the beatles.

[AJS-]

Not convinced about that Sheets. I'm young enough to like dance and trance, and I used to. But since tea and biscuits took over from pills and powders, it just sounds a bit empty now. Some Beatles songs are just good in their own right.