The less obvious signs of ageing

The less obvious signs of ageing

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FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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You actually look forward to receiving a pair of slippers for Christmas.

Dogwatch

6,233 posts

223 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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When you have to look up at the children instead of down.....

FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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You shout and laugh at a doddery old fool on the TV then realise he's younger than you.

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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A turning point for me is when I started worrying about my parents more than the other way round.

They're only mid 60s and quite capable of looking after themselves day to day, but now that they have retired, and for the last 3 years I've only seen them at 6-12 month intervals, they seem to have aged so quickly.

They watch local news for the area they used to live in, and say goodbye to the presenters.

captainzep

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13,305 posts

193 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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theshrew said:
DamoLLb said:
I'm 26 and I have only just started to get chest hair! I'm hoping that this has a knock on effect and delays the rest of the unsightly hair sprouting.


Good riddens to spots though, one of the benefits of getting older!
I was later than that when i started with chest hair. Only 30 now it goes down hill fast from now on mate. I feel so old now even tho i look prob about your age.
Its the back hair I fear. I wouldn't mind if it had some sort of order or symmetry in its layout. But its growing in fecking clumps. I'm becoming a human Dalmatian. I'd have it waxed but displaying my back shame to an attractive white coated beautician type is kind of my worst fear.

Maldini35

2,913 posts

189 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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Great thread

Laughed a lot reading through it.

I totally sympathise with the Spaz dancing. My four year old boy just points and laughs at me.

One thing I have noticed is that after years of being pathetically polite and non confrontational in certain situations I now don't care if people see that I'm p*ssed off.


Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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NiceCupOfTea said:
"You hit your mid-20s and your body just gives up" (c) Dave Lister
nono Arnold Rimmer

"When you're younger, you eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age...24..25...your muscles give up, wave a little white flag and, without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bd."

And if you remember Carter, you carry on with "You fat bd...you fat bd..." biggrin

uriel

3,244 posts

252 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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There is a certain type of jacket that all older men have. It's pretty much always blue or brown, very occasionally grey. Made of some awful polyester/cotton, waist length with elasticated waist and cuffs, zip up front and pockets, with a darker band of blue/brown/grey that goes around the top of the arm, just below the shoulder.

I have no idea where they get them, Google didn't help. Maybe mail order from the magazines in the sunday papers?

Someone must know what I mean, right?

Fatrat

682 posts

192 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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I made a note the other day to remind myself to send a mothers day card and I also had to make another note to remind myself where I had put the card!

maxrider

2,481 posts

237 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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robm3 said:
Think some new music is rubbish e.g. don't really like Eminem's new song yikes
That's nothing to do with age, it's absolutely fking st!
"Crack a bottle, let your body waddle" FFS rolleyes

Fatrat

682 posts

192 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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uriel said:
There is a certain type of jacket that all older men have. It's pretty much always blue or brown, very occasionally grey. Made of some awful polyester/cotton, waist length with elasticated waist and cuffs, zip up front and pockets, with a darker band of blue/brown/grey that goes around the top of the arm, just below the shoulder.

?
And normally a food or saliva stain on the front

DeadMeat_UK

3,058 posts

283 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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"Getting an automatic will be so much more comfortable in traffic"

catso

14,794 posts

268 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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robm3 said:
Grey chest hairs
yes Then the hair on your head is slowly replaced by hair on your back.......

Crusoe

4,068 posts

232 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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yawn becomes a full on body stretch plus roar for some reason

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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Crusoe said:
yawn becomes a full on body stretch plus roar for some reason
hehe



Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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trooperiziz said:
At 32, i've just had to move from a 30" waist trouser, to a 32" waist. I'm devastated.
At 42 it will be 42".

frown

randomman

2,215 posts

190 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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DeadMeat_UK said:
"Getting an automatic will be so much more comfortable in traffic"
Hell I'm getting that already!


Crusoe

4,068 posts

232 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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Famous Graham said:
Crusoe said:
yawn becomes a full on body stretch plus roar for some reason
hehe

CzechItOut

2,154 posts

192 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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You ask "What's the parking like?" before you go anywhere

crofty1984

15,878 posts

205 months

Friday 20th March 2009
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Don said:
trooperiziz said:
At 32, i've just had to move from a 30" waist trouser, to a 32" waist. I'm devastated.
At 42 it will be 42".

frown
Between the ages of 19 and 22 I went from 28" to 36"