Hangover cures(mods, don't touch dis)
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thegavster said:
There is a hangover cure which I'm prepared to share with you, however you must follow it to the letter.
This is excellent advice, I have used a similar method many times!!- Get up, drink some Lucozade sport, or squash if you don't have the former, take on at least a litre of liquid.
- Eat as much greasy food as you can, if you're feeling really rough this may take a couple of hours.
- Now, get a duvet, lay on the sofa (do not go back to bed) with something boring on TV (F1 works for me), drink more liquid and have a nap.
- When you wake up with a lazy semi, you need to seize the moment and have a w
k. - Now, go and purge with a massive dump.
- Shave
- Shower
- G&T
- Line of coke
Edited by thegavster on Sunday 12th April 14:24
However, for some reason today I still feel sick and I only drank 5 beers last night.
Stay in bed until approx 12.00 (whatever time your local chippy opens actually), visit said chippy and order pie, chips and peas, eat your take out sharpish and wash it down with several pints of Guiness (other stouts are available). Retire to your couch with a duvet and fall asleep in front of the latest drivel Sky insults us with.
Well it works for me.
Well it works for me.
Shellfish. Don't know why or how, but it works for me every time. Fresh cockles and whelks, loaded with salt and pepper and swimming in vinegar.
If you're not feeling that brave, try Callipo lollies, melted to a slush-puppie consistancy. A minimum of three for an average hangover.
But sometimes there's nothing quite like a tactical vomit...
If you're not feeling that brave, try Callipo lollies, melted to a slush-puppie consistancy. A minimum of three for an average hangover.
But sometimes there's nothing quite like a tactical vomit...
Anyone notice how minging this sounds? (from EDLT - I can't do quotes):
"Four of those little packets of Soy sauce you get in Pot Noodles (bottled sauce is no good) in some milk chased down with a bowl of coco-pops, works every time.
You can throw the Pot Noodles in the bin once you've got the sauce out."
Mmm...
Mind you, I read somewhere that salt is good for your mood, or something, so soy sauce would do the trick I suppose. That said, four sachets would probably osmosisize me inside out.
"Four of those little packets of Soy sauce you get in Pot Noodles (bottled sauce is no good) in some milk chased down with a bowl of coco-pops, works every time.
You can throw the Pot Noodles in the bin once you've got the sauce out."
Mmm...
Mind you, I read somewhere that salt is good for your mood, or something, so soy sauce would do the trick I suppose. That said, four sachets would probably osmosisize me inside out.
You simply need to re-hydrate and boost your blood sugar back up and replace the salts and minerals that are now depleted. My Mrs swears by full sugar coke and McDonalds chips (it's the only time we go there) followed by salt and vinegar crisps. Personally I prefer a full cooked and a hair.
If you're so bad you can't keep food down then just try water and sleep.
If you're so bad you can't keep food down then just try water and sleep.
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