The Official Glasgow Rangers Thread

[Terzo123]

gowmonster said:

Of course he can, but who exactly would want to take on the job? bring Walter back?

If Charlie Green was in it for Rangers then McCoist would be out the door.

But it's all about the money. They can't afford to get rid of McCoist.

[simoid]

[stevoknevo]

simoid said:

Fair tackle, ball was there to be won
Or was it karma seeing as Black has made a career out of tackles like that? The tackle on Alexander was worse; however playing against semi-pro's, then that's going to happen.
Before yesterdays match, Stirling Albion were statistically the 2nd worst team in Europe!

[ViperPict]

simoid said:

Crikey! That's a potential career ender of a tackle.

Although, as has been said, what goes around, comes around!

[simoid]

Don't think Black has ever done anything quite as bad as that... his one against Jelavic for Hearts was a bad yin, however!

[ViperPict]

simoid said:

Don't think Black has ever done anything quite as bad as that... his one against Jelavic for Hearts was a bad yin, however!

He must have one of the worst sending off records though...

[stevoknevo]

simoid said:

Don't think Black has ever done anything quite as bad as that... his one against Jelavic for Hearts was a bad yin, however!

Black has plenty of previous simoid; as for the gif above, fortunately the boy got his leg out of the road in time and it was a body-check as opposed to a straight leg in the stomach. The Alexander tackle was worse.

[simonjunior831]

doogz said:

ninja-lewis said:

By rights, The Rangers should not have been granted SFA membership. They should have been told to go away, join one of the football associations in Scotland (Welfare, Amateur, Junior) and come back in three years with three years accounts.

Or "done an Airdrie"

well remembered

[simonjunior831]

A Rangers fan and a Celtic fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Rangers fan replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Celtic fan.

The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The Rangers fan replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

[Robsti]

simonjunior831 said:

A Rangers fan and a Celtic fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Rangers fan replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Celtic fan.

The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The Rangers fan replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Is that you bluebear?

[simonjunior831]

na just got sent this by a facebook buddy. thought i would share.

[simoid]

Better than the "as long as we keep sting in their shoes and we pish in their bovrils" or whatever it is

[stevoknevo]

doogz said:

ninja-lewis said:

By rights, The Rangers should not have been granted SFA membership. They should have been told to go away, join one of the football associations in Scotland (Welfare, Amateur, Junior) and come back in three years with three years accounts.

Or "done an Airdrie"

The rules were changed to prevent that happening again.

[simonjunior831]

stevoknevo said:

doogz said:

ninja-lewis said:

By rights, The Rangers should not have been granted SFA membership. They should have been told to go away, join one of the football associations in Scotland (Welfare, Amateur, Junior) and come back in three years with three years accounts.

Or "done an Airdrie"

The rules were changed to prevent that happening again.

Well guess what we were. Why cos everyone in scottish football knows the importance of Rangers. Oh except the "Celtic minded" amongst us,here, in the, Rangers thread..........

[Terzo123]

simonjunior831 said:

Well guess what we were. Why cos everyone in scottish football knows the importance of Rangers. Oh except the "Celtic minded" amongst us,here, in the, Rangers thread..........

Baffling.

[DocJock]

It's not the best prose I've seen, but, unless you are rather stupid, pretending you cannot understand what was meant is just pathetic trolling.

[simoid]

Some non-Rangers fans? On a Rangers thread? Trolling?!

Surely not

[Terzo123]

DocJock said:

It's not the best prose I've seen, but, unless you are rather stupid, pretending you cannot understand what was meant is just pathetic trolling.

Sorry

I still haven't a clue what he meant "Well guess what we were"

What's that got to do with the football authorities going out their way to parachute Newco into the professional leagues without the relevant accounts.

Not trolling genuine question

[simoid]

"guess what: we were" (put into the 3rd division without 3 years of accounts)

Perhaps he is intimating that since the deed has been done, there is little point about discussing the merits of the decision.

[Terzo123]

simoid said:

"guess what: we were" (put into the 3rd division without 3 years of accounts)

Perhaps he is intimating that since the deed has been done, there is little point about discussing the merits of the decision.

In the context of Ninja Lewis's post that doesn't make sense.

NL's point was that Rangers should not have been granted an SFA licence, and should have had to start in the non professional leagues.

Quite clearly that did not happen, so "Guess what, we were" is puzzling.

I apologise if me not understanding the post has upset others enough to start banding about troll nonsense