The Football Forum/MOTD/SS/Transfer/General Rant/OT thread

[hornetrider]

That's part of my daily grooming routine

[CIE560]

We were in the pub last night when our mate Dave turned up in the most embarrassing shirt you have ever seen.

"Cost me fifty fking quid this" he said as we all continued laughing.

"I hope you kept the receipt" I said with a smile.

"Too right" he replied, "First thing tomorrow, this is going straight back to the Liverpool club shop."

[Flip Martian]

[CIE560]

Watch out, don't get this thread closed.

[GLENRED]

CIE560 said:

We were in the pub last night when our mate Dave turned up in the most embarrassing shirt you have ever seen.

"Cost me fifty fking quid this" he said as we all continued laughing.

"I hope you kept the receipt" I said with a smile.

"Too right" he replied, "First thing tomorrow, this is going straight back to the Liverpool club shop."

[CIE560]

[Flip Martian]

[Booey]

hornetrider said:

That's part of my daily grooming routine

You don't have the balls for that. Far too sensitive.

[Flip Martian]

Perhaps the Mods could introduce a "if you wish to flirt with other board members, please do it via PMs" rule.

[North West Tom]

Was great to see Walters and Stoke getting all stroppy after getting a taste of their own medicine. Cracking day of football tomorrow!

[anonymous-user]

North West Tom said:

Was great to see Walters and Stoke getting all stroppy after getting a taste of their own medicine. Cracking day of football tomorrow!

I may have had a few drinks today so immediately started telling Terry what a prick he was

Until I realised he hasn't actually done anything.........this time

[Smart Mart]

anonymous said:

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Sorry, that's a yellow card for foul and abusive language, Keyser!

Oh hang on, you were abusing Terry? Immediately rescinded.

[anonymous-user]

Smart Mart said:

Sorry, that's a yellow card for foul and abusive language, Keyser!

Oh hang on, you were abusing Terry? Immediately rescinded.

All hail SM

[London424]

John Terry has retired from international football apparently.

[Gun]

Rumours flying round that Steve Kean has been sacked.

[anonymous-user]

@marioballotelli

Theo Walcott has said he wants to emulate Theirry Henry. The best chance he has of that is buying a Renault Clio

[Jw Vw]

anonymous said:

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[hornetrider]

Gun said:

Rumours flying round that Steve Kean has been sacked.

Venky's have been waiting for him to lose a game so they can do it. Blackburn are 2nd. Cockend owners.

[North West Tom]

[hornetrider]