Mario Balotelli is probably the biggest troll in football..

[Tyson1980]

Less than 24 hours ago he drove to school, parked his Bentley and then went asking where the toilets were to take a piss..

including:

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Guy is constantly shagging 10/10's and basically does not give a toss...

Lucky st!

[ZOLLAR]

Erm ok

[PugwasHDJ80]

WTF are you talking about?

[timbob]

In December 2011, Balotelli broke a 48-hour curfew before City's game against Chelsea to go to a curry house, although he "was not drinking alcohol, signed autographs, posed for pictures with fellow diners and was involved in a mock sword-fight using rolling pins".

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Tyson1980 said:

Less than 24 hours ago he drove to school, parked his Bentley and then went asking where the toilets were to take a piss..

including:

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Guy is constantly shagging 10/10's and basically does not give a toss...

Lucky st!

And your point is?

Another Knob Jockey Footballer with one brain cell kicking a piece of pig skin around and calling it talent proper basically

[StottyZr]

Can't believe you're getting flamed for this! I had a good laugh, the guy sounds like a cock but I bet he's entertaining on a night out.

[CIE560]

Troll? Interesting character maybe, I love him. Hopefully see him in town one weekend while I'm out and he'll give me something. I'll even pretend to be a City fan.

[Spanna]

For all the reasons above, he would be brilliant to have as a mate

He's not the best role model for all the kids interested in football though.

[North West Tom]

Rumour has it, he went into Everton today and gave them 2m to buy Darron Gibson.

[GG89]

Wouldn't say he's a troll he's not doing it to get a reaction he simply doesn't give a fk. Fair play I say, he was recently filling his car at a petrol station and told everyone to fill up their car and he would pay.

[Dift]

Eccentric.

I think he's great. We don't have enough eccentrics in the world anymore.

I wouldn't have him playing for my team, but I can appreciate his effort off the pitch.

[Devilstreak]

Tyson1980 said:

Guy is constantly shagging 10/10's and basically does not give a toss...

Lucky st!

Didn't he also Shag a Page3 girl every day for a week a few months ago?
Along with putting £xxxx into a Church collection bowl and walking into a random pub on Christmas day and put £1000 behind the bar?

I think he is a brilliant character.

[JonnyFive]

He's excellent, in my opinion! I think hes funny and pretty much living life how he wants to rather than worrying about what people think of him.

[Raja]

The guy is cool. Rather him than the Downing's of the world

[johnnybegood]

I think the term your looking for is leg end haha
as said would be a good laugh on a night out.

also has his brother i think look like a mini me same mowhawk haircut as him haha.

[JonnyFive]

He apparently drove around at Christmas in a Santa outfit giving out £20 notes.

Also was said to have paid for everyones bill in a Nandos restaurant he was at.

Hero!

[Mitchmachine]

All funny, but the 'bib incident' is what put him on the map. Hilarious.

[timbob]

Indeed, and if the stories of him giving £1000 to a tramp, and donating hundreds of pounds to a local church before heading to the pub and buying a round for the entire place are true, then good on him. He's earning a packet, but having a good time, splurging it back into the economy, and donating to charity.

[essexplumber]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

And your point is?

Another Knob Jockey Footballer with one brain cell kicking a piece of pig skin around and calling it talent proper basically

Typical "I don't like football so they're all knobs" reaction. Footballers spend huge amounts of their own free time doing charity work.

Ballotelli is an enigma and a true living legend. If only more were like him and Benoit Assou-Ekotto.

[North West Tom]

essexplumber said:

Typical "I don't like football so they're all knobs" reaction. Footballers spend huge amounts of their own free time doing charity work.

Ballotelli is an enigma and a true living legend. If only more were like him and Benoit Assou-Ekotto.

Bad example.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/may/01/ben...