The Official Manchester United Thread (Vol2)

The Official Manchester United Thread (Vol2)

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Audi 525i

1,250 posts

152 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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uk66fastback said:
Don't think you beat the Spuds mate -
Where do your footballing affiliations lie, uk66fastback Sir?

If you are a Utd fan, you will be a football connisseuer, a scholar and academic, a strategist and tactician, and master philosopher of the beautiful game, and know that we never lose to Spurs.

If you're a Spud, you probably don't know the offside rule and have syphillis.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Audi 525i said:
If you're a Spud, you probably don't know the offside rule and have syphillis.
Woah fella that's a bit harsh



What's Syphillis ever done to you?

mickk

28,827 posts

242 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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anonymous said:
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I expect he knows all about it.

Black can man

31,830 posts

168 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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[quote=Audi 525i]

Where do your footballing affiliations lie, uk66fastback Sir?

If you are a Utd fan, you will be a football connisseuer,& live in leafy surrey or somewhere south of Cricklewood, a scholar and academic, a strategist and tactician, and master philosopher of the beautiful game, and realised that we got bashed up by a superior Spurs outfit last saturday at home



g3rrd

682 posts

188 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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car crazy said:
...his food comes in 15kg bags at 9 quid
yuck Buy him some quality food you cheapskate!

Audi 525i

1,250 posts

152 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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black can man, tis always a pleasure to enter into verbal intercourse with your goodself, but just accept that Man Utd gave your boys a jolly good spanking of sordid proportions in the 2nd half.

We won it 2-1, but let us be honest, as we are all straight, decent upright folk on PH, it could easily have been 4-1 or 5-1.

car crazy

1,796 posts

163 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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g3rrd said:
car crazy said:
...his food comes in 15kg bags at 9 quid
yuck Buy him some quality food you cheapskate!
I better stick to what he's used to, what you put in one end decides what comes out the otherbiggrin

NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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anniesdad said:
CIE560 said:
99 fking p for a tin of dog food at the local BP robbing bd garage...
Thanks for the warning mate, as I'm buying a cat soon. thumbup How much was cat food out of interest or did you not notice? Is there anywhere that you could recommend for cat food? Do you know anything about cats or is it just dogs? What kind of dog - big/small?
If you have £5.99 left over then this is available in three sizes.



(It's for the dog, or possible an overfed cat?)

London424

12,827 posts

175 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Audi 525i said:
black can man, tis always a pleasure to enter into verbal intercourse with your goodself, but just accept that Man Utd gave your boys a jolly good spanking of sordid proportions in the 2nd half.

We won it 2-1, but let us be honest, as we are all straight, decent upright folk on PH, it could easily have been 4-1 or 5-1.
And if my aunt had...

LoonR1

26,988 posts

177 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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anniesdad said:
LoonR1 said:
I'm as far from working class as you can imagine now.
Christ no, I couldn't live on his salary biggrin

digikal

2,202 posts

149 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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LoonR1 said:
Christ no, I couldn't live on his salary biggrin

Black can man

31,830 posts

168 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Audi 525i said:
black can man, tis always a pleasure to enter into verbal intercourse with your goodself, but just accept that Man Utd gave your boys a jolly good spanking of sordid proportions in the 2nd half.

We won it 2-1, but let us be honest, as we are all straight, decent upright folk on PH, it could easily have been 4-1 or 5-1.
Tis true my Northern chum, Could so easily been four or five, but i'm happy with the 3 most important ones


hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Audi 525i said:
black can man, tis always a pleasure to enter into verbal intercourse with your goodself, but just accept that Man Utd gave your boys a jolly good spanking of sordid proportions in the 2nd half.

We won it 2-1, but let us be honest, as we are all straight, decent upright folk on PH, it could easily have been 4-1 or 5-1.
Do remind me of the final score my good man.

mickk

28,827 posts

242 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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hornetrider said:
Audi 525i said:
black can man, tis always a pleasure to enter into verbal intercourse with your goodself, but just accept that Man Utd gave your boys a jolly good spanking of sordid proportions in the 2nd half.

We won it 2-1, but let us be honest, as we are all straight, decent upright folk on PH, it could easily have been 4-1 or 5-1.
Do remind me of the final score my good man.
I think he may have deleted it from his memory.

Audi 525i

1,250 posts

152 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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confused Where these Spuds and Scousers suddenly appear from?

No game for us today, hence the fixture list has a very dull and meaningless feel to it.

When Scholes retires, can you see him on the analysts' couch next to Gordon Strachan?

That'll be a dangerously strong concentration of ginger pubes in close proximity.

anniesdad

14,589 posts

238 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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When he retires for the second time, I don't think we'll see or hear from Scholes'y again except for on match day when he goes to watch from his box.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

177 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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anniesdad said:
When he retires for the second time, I don't think we'll see or hear from Scholes'y again except for on match day when he goes to watch from his box at Oldham.
Agreed, with a slight amendment.

digikal

2,202 posts

149 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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De Gea

Rafael
Rio
Evans
Evra

Carrick
Cleverly
Kagawa

Welbeck
Rooney
RVP

Other than Evra thats what I would have picked.

MiniMan64

16,898 posts

190 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Like the look of that, interested to see how it lines up though?

4-2-3-1?

digikal

2,202 posts

149 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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MiniMan64 said:
Like the look of that, interested to see how it lines up though?

4-2-3-1?
thats what it looks like, depends what comes out of Fergusons line up tombola.

going to be a high scoring game
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