football sayings you dont like

football sayings you dont like

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al bebak

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153 posts

162 months

Sunday 24th June 2012
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RichB said:
Gentleman, aren't there enough football thread where you can argue and insult each other without souring this one. The title is 'football sayings you don't like' not players you don't like or why Americans call their game football, for heavens sake. hehe
yeah, in short ps off and get your own thread.
i always thought rugby was just a game played by Neanderthals with odd shape balls and very strange ears lol

bobbins

1,409 posts

206 months

Sunday 24th June 2012
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"It's part and parcel."

Wtf's the parcel doing in there?

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

148 months

Sunday 24th June 2012
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'Hrad Yards' is one I notice is creeping in more & more. When it's 85 minutes & they're breaking out, they're all hard innit.

Adam B

27,142 posts

253 months

Sunday 24th June 2012
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I don't remember his exact words but, after being sent off for kneeing someone in the back in the CL semi, John Terry says "anyone who knows me knows I am not the sort of person who does that"

1. every one of the millions of viewers just saw you do exactly that

2. you are exactly the sort of racist thuggish scumbag that would do such a cowardly and stupid act


(but yes I recognise he is a good defender)

Audi 525i

1,250 posts

151 months

Sunday 24th June 2012
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Manchester Citeh - Premier League Champions cry

Runnyg

127 posts

146 months

Tuesday 26th June 2012
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"He's got that in his locker" meaning (I think) that the person referred to has the ability to do what we have just seen him do !!

fathomfive

9,876 posts

189 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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He's got a good engine.

Blackpuddin

16,409 posts

204 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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He's put his body on the line there.

cqueen

2,620 posts

219 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger??

HeatonNorris

1,649 posts

147 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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cqueen said:
Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger??
Because that's how the Portuguese pronounce many words ending in 's'.

goldblum

10,272 posts

166 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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cqueen said:
Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger??
Hahaha

cqueen

2,620 posts

219 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Just like to point out the word that was censored was 'pie-key'. Didnt think it was that offensive?
Looks a damn site more offensive now though!

andyroo

2,469 posts

209 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Football commentary is annoying in its entirety - there isn't enough going on in a football match to need a couple of washed up clowns telling you about what you've literally just seen.

Black can man

31,816 posts

167 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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What i dislike is the Quirky fact motty will inform us of before the game like so & so has not scored on a tuesday ever , then would you believe it he scores on a tuesday

Like cricket commentators saying , " i think it's time for Botham to have a bowl " yeah because they can see him warming up

TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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"Penaly shootouts are a lottery".

Yeah, right. rolleyes

My understanding of a lottery is a game of pure chance, where skill and technique and nerve and talent play no part at all. Like....the National Lottery!!

So me and 4 mates from the pub can go head to head with the German national team in 10 penalty shootouts and we should win 5 of them, because it's a lottery and there is no skill involved at all. It's pure chance!


kuzushi

226 posts

141 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Black can man said:
What i dislike is the Quirky fact motty will inform us of before the game like so & so has not scored on a tuesday ever , then would you believe it he scores on a tuesday

Like cricket commentators saying , " i think it's time for Botham to have a bowl " yeah because they can see him warming up
Botham used to play football for Shorpe. Shorpe is obviously an offensive word.

Cupramax

10,469 posts

251 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Pelanty - Chris Waddle. Learn to talk properly if you're going to commentate on TV.

Boswinger - Jamie Redknapp. Infact its not just Redknapp, Glenn Hoddle does it as well. Its BOS ING WA you fking cretins biggrin

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

232 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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"that's the sign of a great team, that they play badly and win" - ps off, Hansen

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

148 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Cupramax said:
Pelanty - Chris Waddle. Learn to talk properly if you're going to commentate on TV.

Boswinger - Jamie Redknapp. Infact its not just Redknapp, Glenn Hoddle does it as well. Its BOS ING WA you fking cretins biggrin
Keown repeatedly referring to Coentrao as Cointreau last night was beginning to take the pith.

Efbe

9,251 posts

165 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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"Why's that a free kick? He got the ball."
"It's not a foul if he get's the ball"
etc...

FFS, it doesn't matter whether or not he got the ball, dangerous play is dangerous play. yes he has to attempt to go for the ball, but whether or not the player gets it has absolutely no bearing on the matter once you've gone in studs up on a challenge.