football sayings you dont like

football sayings you dont like

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HeatonNorris

1,649 posts

148 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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Allyc85 said:
Wenger - we played with great spirit...
Wenger could have a whole thread to himself on this subject.

But his best one has to be 'I didn't see it'.

andyjo1982

4,960 posts

210 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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'If we don't beat :insert a so called crap team here:, we don't deserve to through...

Well duh...

Booey

7,573 posts

180 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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"If Greece can do it.."

"The most important signing this summer will be [insert an existing player] signing a new contract"

obob

4,193 posts

194 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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wormburner said:
obob said:
Don't miss near post always miss far post. Errrrr...... How about don't miss.
Missing the near post is a simple waste. Missing the far post gives a chance of the keeper spilling it to a striker, or a shot becoming a cross. Keeper is also always blamed for letting a goal in at the near post, so they are predisposed to guarding that post over the far post.

Far post is the better bet.
Yes I play lots of football so I know this but it is aim for the far post not miss the far post.

Negative Creep

24,981 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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He went down a bit too easily - no, you mean he dived

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Pretty much anything said by anyone on ITV really. Redknapp is incredible, how the hell did he get on TV?

- "Eeerm, like, like, like, y'know, erm, as I say, like erm."
- "Thanks to Jamie Redknapp there with our ITV match analysis"

littleowl

781 posts

233 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Anyone connected to Sheffield United:

"I blame West Ham" etc etc

fatboy69

9,372 posts

187 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Anything uttered by Adrian Chiles!

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Wednesday 20th June 2012
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Hansen's best one - apart from you'll never win etc etc..

"He's gone through there like a knife through hot butter". And you're on how much per show?

RichB

51,581 posts

284 months

Wednesday 20th June 2012
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"Big ask." It's a big task or a lot to ask but it cannot be a big ask. mad .

kuzushi

226 posts

142 months

Wednesday 20th June 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Just how the laws of physics have been circumvented to allow for this amazing phenomena hasn't been explained by said pundits.
People saying "this phenomena" really grates. If you don't know how to use the word, don't use it, or at least learn how to use it first.

This phenomenon. (singular)
These phenomena. (plural)

kuzushi

226 posts

142 months

Wednesday 20th June 2012
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RichB said:
"Big ask." It's a big task or a lot to ask but it cannot be a big ask. mad .
If stylistically you don't like the phrase "it's a big ask", then that's your opinion and you're entitled to it, but grammatically these things happen in English all the time.

If English was like many other languages where the various parts of speech have rigid roles and cannot change their function, "it's a big ask" wouldn't be possible, but in English it is legitimate to use nouns as verbs ("to pen a letter", "to trouser some money") and to use verbs as nouns ("it's a big ask"). In fact so flexible is our language that you can use pretty much anything as anything. Shakespeare himself did it ("But me no buts" - using a conjunction as a verb and a noun in the same sentence).

A big ask is not quite the same thing as a big task, so there is some justification in using the expression to give a different shade of meaning.

thanetspeedshop

503 posts

190 months

Thursday 21st June 2012
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kuzushi said:
If stylistically you don't like the phrase "it's a big ask", then that's your opinion and you're entitled to it, but grammatically these things happen in English all the time.

If English was like many other languages where the various parts of speech have rigid roles and cannot change their function, "it's a big ask" wouldn't be possible, but in English it is legitimate to use nouns as verbs ("to pen a letter", "to trouser some money") and to use verbs as nouns ("it's a big ask"). In fact so flexible is our language that you can use pretty much anything as anything. Shakespeare himself did it ("But me no buts" - using a conjunction as a verb and a noun in the same sentence).

A big ask is not quite the same thing as a big task, so there is some justification in using the expression to give a different shade of meaning.
Superb. Quite probably the finest post ever to appear in the Football forum, if not the whole of Piston Heads.

bikerPaul

1,672 posts

210 months

Thursday 21st June 2012
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HeatonNorris said:
Allyc85 said:
Wenger - we played with great spirit...
Wenger could have a whole thread to himself on this subject.

But his best one has to be 'I didn't see it'.
"Great spirit"
"Great character"
"Great commitment"
He annoys me big time.

Anything by Mark "I hate the Arsenal" Bright, Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend, Craig Burley, Pat Nevin, Alan Hansen.

Who'd have thought all the above could make Martin Keown and Gary Neville sound intelligent and almost eloquent?

CIE560

18,782 posts

193 months

Thursday 21st June 2012
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"Last Contributor
ijm"

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Thursday 21st June 2012
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bikerPaul said:
"Great spirit"
"Great character"
"Great commitment"
He annoys me big time.

Anything by Mark "I hate the Arsenal" Bright, Adrian Chiles, Andy Townsend, Craig Burley, Pat Nevin, Alan Hansen.

Who'd have thought all the above could make Martin Keown and Gary Neville sound intelligent and almost eloquent?
I'm surprised at your inclusion of Pat Nevin there. He doesn't strike me as an idiot particularly. Martin Keown seems to make a lot of sense to me as well.

silverfoxcc

7,689 posts

145 months

Friday 22nd June 2012
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The praise etc being lavished on John Terry.
That man is a bloody disgrace to football. Anus ignorant, family a bunch of domesticated gypsies, one of the dirtiest, cynical players ever to grace a football pitch,( Vinnie Jones included) let alone wear the England Shirt, and picks up the cup when he want even playing. i Refuse to watch England whilst that piece of racist ( alledgedly) mouth breathing, pond life is wasting somebody elses oxygen. And i bet his IQ is less than his body weight in kilos

Back to the Malt

silverfoxcc

7,689 posts

145 months

Friday 22nd June 2012
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Ron Atkinsons favourite, used elsewhere by others

The (Roonies, Man Utds, Leeds, Gerrards etc) of thisworld.
Where ae thse clones? i only know one of each

TwigtheWonderkid

43,372 posts

150 months

Friday 22nd June 2012
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silverfoxcc said:
The praise etc being lavished on John Terry.
That man is a bloody disgrace to football. Anus ignorant, family a bunch of domesticated gypsies, one of the dirtiest, cynical players ever to grace a football pitch,( Vinnie Jones included) let alone wear the England Shirt, and picks up the cup when he want even playing. i Refuse to watch England whilst that piece of racist ( alledgedly) mouth breathing, pond life is wasting somebody elses oxygen. And i bet his IQ is less than his body weight in kilos

Back to the Malt
Very good footballer though!



Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Friday 22nd June 2012
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The whole underdog partisan tone taken by commentators when it's say Germany v Trumpton 3rd XI.

Every time the plucky but doomed side have a touch, there's a forced explosion of excitement...and it's a dangerous ball through...even though a cretin in a hurry can see that Miroslav was all over it like a cheap coat the second it left Pugh (jr)'s boot en route to Grub. It's patronising at best & I hate it. Commentators should report the news,not make it up.