The Official Manchester United Thread [Vol 4]

[slimtater]

Nice to see Zaha back in the fold though.

[lazyitus]

Bit of a Unit said:

Are Powells days numbered?

I bloody hope not!

[NailedOn]

http://talksport.com/football/manchester-united-ta...

Rumour Control suggests that Vidal will consider his future once he returns to Juve from sunny hols.
I take this to read that nothing is ruled in or out. So we wait and see. And speculate.....

[General Price]

[Erudite geezer]

General Price said:

That's not Rooney. Rooney has larger tits,you doofus.

[gaz1234]

uk66fastback said:

So if Vidal is THAT good, why aren't I reading about a flurry of big Champions League-qualified clubs forming a queue at the doors of Juventus? Or has this story a long way to go yet?

Bad news (good, some might say) about Carrick.

Lucas is for sale

[Black can man]

gaz1234 said:

Lucas is for sale

I could do with someone to mow the lawn

[General Price]

Black can man said:

gaz1234 said:

Lucas is for sale

I could do with someone to mow the lawn

Get Lamela to do it.

He must be good for something.

If you have 2 mowers,Lamela could do one half and Soldado the other.

[jammy_basturd]

General Price said:

Get Lamela to do it.

He must be good for something.

If you have 2 mowers,Lamela could do one half and Soldado the other.

Don't be so silly. Soldado would get within 10 feet of the (gate) posts and wander off.

[Black can man]

I'd prefer Lucas , nice n slow & very sideways , just the way i like my lawn mowed.

[tenpenceshort]

Black can man said:

I'd prefer Lucas , nice n slow & very sideways , just the way i like my lawn mowed.

You and your euphemisms.

[anniesdad]

Thanks for the memories Pat. 100% always given.

[Cie]

Love Evra and all he's given us, one of my favourite United players.

I hope he does well for Juventus.

Psst. Put in a good word with Vidal for us.

[Erudite geezer]

Van Gaal’s first fixtures:

Utd vs LA Galaxy 24 July 04:06 BST
Utd vs AS Roma 26 July 21:06 BST
Utd vs Inter Milan 30 July 00:30 BST
Utd vs Real Madrid 02 Aug 21:06 BST

May God bless him and all who sail on him.

[Erudite geezer]

anniesdad said:

Thanks for the memories Pat. 100% always given.

[Bit of a Unit]

The Equaliser has flown home from the tour early again! I do hope this is to complete urgent transfer business this time as opposed to last years debacle.

And cheers Pat.

[Erudite geezer]

[STW2010]

Bit of a Unit said:

The Equaliser has flown home from the tour early again! I do hope this is to complete urgent transfer business this time as opposed to last years debacle.

And cheers Pat.

Looks like it might be related to Hummels. It might be more to do with persuading him to sign for us rather than Barca.

[Bit of a Unit]

STW2010 said:

Looks like it might be related to Hummels. It might be more to do with persuading him to sign for us rather than Barca.

Would be a great addition. A vast improvement on The Rio and Vidic of last season and could bring Smalling and Jones along. Plus a bit of World Cup winning experience in the dressing room never hurts!

[franki68]

Think you will find he's back to sort another sponsorship deal out,mates are sponsoring the players penises.each player is going to have a tattoo along their willy,in special ink so it shows up through their shorts.