The Official Manchester United Thread [Vol 4]

[Cie]

I can't see your new star man Rickie Lambert sitting on the bench though.

[m3sye]

Cie said:

I can't see your new star man Rickie Lambert sitting on the bench though.

'STAR MAN' ??

Really? want a wage he is on the bench more than he starts??

Name the amount and the charity and I will happily do the deal

[Erudite geezer]

jammy_basturd said:

A closet City fan talking about taking two of the best players in the Prem to a midtable team!

Kindly refrain from calling me a 'closet Citeh fan'.

I cannot think of any greater insult.

[anonymous-user]

Erudite geezer said:

Kindly refrain from calling me a 'closet Citeh fan'.

I cannot think of any greater insult.

You seem to get excited by Citeh and want us to purchase players from the dippers. I dont know what you are but currently you couldn't sound less like a Utd fan

[Black can man]

anonymous said:

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i like him

[curlie467]

anonymous said:

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[anonymous-user]

Black can man said:

anonymous said:

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i like him

Hush you and eat your St Helier food

(by the by get well soon, I used to live in Sutton and wouldn't wish St H on anyone)

[Black can man]

anonymous said:

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To be fair, they were really first class in there.

[Erudite geezer]

anonymous said:

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Well Sir, I have been a Utd fan since 1984 when I was 8 years of age.

I had a crush on Ron Atkinson.

Whilst you were probably jerking off to Madonna.

no offence intended.

[anonymous-user]

Erudite geezer said:

Well Sir, I have been a Utd fan since 1984 when I was 8 years of age.

I had a crush on Ron Atkinson.

Whilst you were probably jerking off to Madonna.

no offence intended.

None taken, Madonna was more than worthy wk material back in the day

[Bit of a Unit]

I feel old now, I was trying to talk girls into wking me off whilst listening to Madonna....back in the day you understand. No operation yew tree needed here!

Now on the United front, this Vidal story just won't go away? Will we get him?

[anonymous-user]

Bit of a Unit said:

Now on the United front, this Vidal story just won't go away? Will we get him?

I honestly wish I knew

My current thinking is that he has had plenty of time to set the record straight, he was interviewed on Holiday and said no decisions would be made before the end of his holiday. He has been back for 3 days and said nothing, as such I am hoping it means its on

Hernandez has interest from Atletico and Inter so would sadly expect to see him move

Fellaini is wanted by Napoli apparently so we may have something to thank FSW for if that happens

No other news apart from Cuadrado and Di Maria rumours lingering

[Erudite geezer]

anonymous said:

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As we're discussing sexual self gratification practices, I raise you Maradonna rather than Madonna - I can imagine a lot of young boys (and men) cracking one off to images of that fat, stubby Argentinian lump of lard.

Anyway, the season starts soon; hope the team brings us good cheer from the start. 6 'winnable' games according to t'experts.

[Bit of a Unit]

anonymous said:

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With social media and mouthy agents he has had plenty of time to say it's all rubbish I'm staying. Be nice to have a box to box goal scoring central midfielder back in the Robson mold wearing Robson's old number!

[Cie]

m3sye said:

Cie said:

I can't see your new star man Rickie Lambert sitting on the bench though.

'STAR MAN' ??

Really? want a wage he is on the bench more than he starts??

Name the amount and the charity and I will happily do the deal

You just can't have a joke around here can you?

[Cie]

Bit of a Unit said:

anonymous said:

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With social media and mouthy agents he has had plenty of time to say it's all rubbish I'm staying. Be nice to have a box to box goal scoring central midfielder back in the Robson mold wearing Robson's old number!

This is what's keeping me excited. He's had opportunities. I still want to believe but also being cautious so my heart isn't broken.

I haven't bought a United shirt since I was a kid (yeah selym, the 13/14 shirt ) but I'd definitely get a Vidal one. Not sure what I'd do with it mind you, I wouldn't be seen wearing a football shirt with a player's name on the back. Maybe use it to rub baby oil over myself or stick it on my ceiling to look at as I fall asleep.

[jammy_basturd]

Didn't this all happen last summer with Fabregas?

[Cie]

Last summer we had a buffoon saying we were after him in public. That hasn't happened this time, there is nothing but gossip to suggest we're after Vidal but it's such a Ricky Lambert of a transfer that we're excited about it.

Not sure it's comparable to Fabregas though, if Vidal stays at Juventus it won't be embarrassing to us like Fabregas was because we aren't publicly courting him so nobody knows if we actually are (unless Vidal says United are crap and he would never join us after we begged him)...

[theguvernor]

Vidal was 1/6 on Skybet yesterday to sign before September, it's 1/10 today, i think he'll sign, just a matter of when.
Juve can't turn down £47million or whatever it is!

[Cie]

One of my mates is constantly telling me what odds Vidal is at to sign for us, it was 1/12 at one point. Does my head in. The bookies know nothing, they're reacting to money placed on certain things and reports surely, not that they have inside info?