The Official Liverpool FC Thread [Vol 8]
Discussion
I thought it was an OK performance on Sunday - a couple of new players, a new system and decent opposition (not to mention several players got more time on the ball and were expected to do more in attack due to Suarez's absence) so no surprise we weren't at our best. Southampton closed down quick and passed well. I think they'll cause a lot of teams problems this year.
We didn't play very well and got the 3 points and that was something we did well towards the end of last season. Big test a week today - hopefully Moreno plays instead of Johnson and one of Lallana/Markovic is fit to replace Lucas. I think we'll give them a game then.
We didn't play very well and got the 3 points and that was something we did well towards the end of last season. Big test a week today - hopefully Moreno plays instead of Johnson and one of Lallana/Markovic is fit to replace Lucas. I think we'll give them a game then.
Tidybeard said:
That's very kind thank you. She only died last week and her funeral is on Wednesday so I appreciate the contribution.
I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
You've summed him up perfectly.
Tidybeard said:
That's very kind thank you. She only died last week and her funeral is on Wednesday so I appreciate the contribution.
I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
Sighs... And once more a stranger Liverpool fan cheses the moral high ground by laying a perverse hand grenade guilt trip the veracity of which I don't know nor care about & in any event couldn't possibly have known.I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
Top work on moving the self pity stereotype on though & great that you're coping with your loss by throwing f
ks at strangers online.Bantz/
Tidybeard said:
Black can man said:
A lot of scousers seemed to disappear on here through the baron cold dark non euro weeks & general averageness of the last few years but have all of a sudden popped up again.
We don't disappear, it's just that as I'm sure you and your chums would be the first to point out - those car stereos won't steal themselves. It's easier in the dark, and when we get home we can use them to listen to the Barron Knights on those baron (sic) nights. While we eat our pans of scouse. In our shell suits. Trying not to get any in our moustaches. And combing our perms. Telling everyone in the room to calm down. So we can keep an eye out for the postie with our giros.Yes, that's it.
Black can man said:
I like the fact that Football can bring our equally famous clubs closer together.
Hold on, I thought you were a Tottenham fan. You appear to be lost - if you're looking for an equally famous club to bantz with, the Nottingham Forest thread is that way --->Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Tidybeard said:
That's very kind thank you. She only died last week and her funeral is on Wednesday so I appreciate the contribution.
I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
I take it that's another epic post that you quickly toddled off to tell your kids about?
"Hey darlings, guess what Daddy did today to make you proud? I insulted the recently deceased relative of a complete stranger on the internet because of the football team he supports, by suggesting that she is a prostitute. You should be very proud of Daddy, I make more than ten posts a day, every day, and every one of them tells the rest of the world how very, very clever I am. They all think so, I can tell.".
Terrific effort anyway, and great bantz.
Oh, and it's "Nan's".
He's got your number Justin! You numpty.
Black can man said:
10th post on this thread all year & 3 today , well worth the wait,
Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Are these threads only for long time posters? Does it make any difference how many posts he has posted in here previously? Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Please enlighten us all BCM.
Glenred said:
Are these threads only for long time posters? Does it make any difference how many posts he has posted in here previously?
Please enlighten us all BCM.
Why not ask your friends, you numpty Please enlighten us all BCM.
hornetrider said:
I know, it used to be so good back then until it all went downhill with newbies.
Justin Cyder said:
Tidybeard said:
Hold on, I thought you were a Tottenham fan. You appear to be lost - if you're looking for an equally famous club to bantz with, the Nottingham Forest thread is that way --->
Impressive retort. I've left a ten pound tip in your nans' purse.Justin Cyder said:
Sighs... And once more a stranger Liverpool fan cheses the moral high ground by laying a perverse hand grenade guilt trip the veracity of which I don't know nor care about & in any event couldn't possibly have known.
Top work on moving the self pity stereotype on though & great that you're coping with your loss by throwing fks at strangers online.
Bantz/
But I thought you loved bantz?Top work on moving the self pity stereotype on though & great that you're coping with your loss by throwing f
ks at strangers online.Bantz/
Indeed I am a stranger. It's also clear you couldn't have known. However, if you had any self-awareness (and I think I already know the answer to that) you'd realise that a decent person wouldn't have gone there in the first place, would they? You wouldn't have to have become defensive-agressive and wheeled out even more stereotypes would you? All I'm doing is holding up a mirror but you can't see it. Perhaps the "cheses" are getting in the way, whatever they are?
There's only one of us I pity and it's not myself. I'm not going to get into this with you personally at all - I won't be replying to you again.
Tidybeard said:
Justin Cyder said:
Sighs... And once more a stranger Liverpool fan cheses the moral high ground by laying a perverse hand grenade guilt trip the veracity of which I don't know nor care about & in any event couldn't possibly have known.
Top work on moving the self pity stereotype on though & great that you're coping with your loss by throwing fks at strangers online.
Bantz/
But I thought you loved bantz?Top work on moving the self pity stereotype on though & great that you're coping with your loss by throwing f
ks at strangers online.Bantz/
Indeed I am a stranger. It's also clear you couldn't have known. However, if you had any self-awareness (and I think I already know the answer to that) you'd realise that a decent person wouldn't have gone there in the first place, would they? You wouldn't have to have become defensive-agressive and wheeled out even more stereotypes would you? All I'm doing is holding up a mirror but you can't see it. Perhaps the "cheses" are getting in the way, whatever they are?
There's only one of us I pity and it's not myself. I'm not going to get into this with you personally at all - I won't be replying to you again.
See ya Tidy
Hope all goes well on Wednesday.
Glenred said:
Black can man said:
10th post on this thread all year & 3 today , well worth the wait,
Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Are these threads only for long time posters? Does it make any difference how many posts he has posted in here previously? Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Please enlighten us all BCM.
No, not at all i prefer quality to quantity as you can tell by my intellectual posts.
Black can man said:
10th post on this thread all year & 3 today , well worth the wait,
Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Quality above quantity, but thanks for the compliment. I'm posting here because this is the thread for the team I support - I do realise that you don't really get that concept.Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Oh, and it's "where were you?". The education system in north London must be really failing - do you need some tips from up north?
On that note, I do realise I'm not doing the thread of peace and tranquility any favours here so I'll drop this now. Have a nice evening all.
Tidybeard said:
Black can man said:
10th post on this thread all year & 3 today , well worth the wait,
Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Quality above quantity, but thanks for the compliment. I'm posting here because this is the thread for the team I support - I do realise that you don't really get that concept.Where was you when the long suffering Pool fans were on here taking the bullets a few years back ?
Old Trafford ?
Oh, and it's "where were you?". The education system in north London must be really failing - do you need some tips from up north?
On that note, I do realise I'm not doing the thread of peace and tranquility any favours here so I'll drop this now. Have a nice evening all.
Just a bit of fun fella
Tidybeard said:
Quality above quantity, but thanks for the compliment. I'm posting here because this is the thread for the team I support - I do realise that you don't really get that concept.
Oh, and it's "where were you?". The education system in north London must be really failing - do you need some tips from up north?
On that note, I do realise I'm not doing the thread of peace and tranquility any favours here so I'll drop this now. Have a nice evening all.
We needed someone with your swiftness of movement and destructive ability in our midfield on Sunday.Oh, and it's "where were you?". The education system in north London must be really failing - do you need some tips from up north?
On that note, I do realise I'm not doing the thread of peace and tranquility any favours here so I'll drop this now. Have a nice evening all.
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