The Official England Thread-The Team We All Support [Vol 2]

The Official England Thread-The Team We All Support [Vol 2]

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RichB

51,572 posts

284 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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Mothersruin said:
No good having someone that would pull off the whole team at half time...
Ah the good old Rodney Marsh & Alf Ramsey joke biglaugh

Sir Alf said, "Rodney, if you don't work hard I'm going to pull you off at half time." And I said: "Christ, at Man City all we get is a cup of tea and an orange."

pincher

8,558 posts

217 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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England players whenever Daniel Sturridge has the ball......


https://mobile.twitter.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/7...

TwigtheWonderkid

43,363 posts

150 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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Mothersruin said:
They've brought on Rok Kronaveter now - I have no idea who he is but his name is worth a goal for them at least.
I'm sure he was winner on Robot Wars.

Or one of these.



If Slovenia fans don't have a song for him, to the tune of Sade's Smooth Operator, then they shouldn't be going to bloody football.

The Hypno-Toad

12,281 posts

205 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
If Slovenia fans don't have a song for him, to the tune of Sade's Smooth Operator, then they shouldn't be going to bloody football.
roflroflrofl

That comes very, very close to the funniest post on PH evah.



Cobnapint

8,627 posts

151 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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pincher said:
England players whenever Daniel Sturridge has the ball......


https://mobile.twitter.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/7...
fking brilliant.

We were discussing in the pub last night what a greedy he is. Link forwarded.

throt

3,055 posts

170 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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Yep, DS could have crossed it to Rooney near the end when he was on the right and in the box but he snatched at it trying to shoot,, I think. Now, right there is the difference with our players compared to the foreign players, they just have so much more composure than us lot, nice and calm, no rush rush panic panic, its all so desperate from us.

As someone said above, you may as well stick the under 21"s on, they would do so much better.

And I say it again, the managers that have been slaughtered in the past is bang out of order. Its the BLOODY PLYERS, they can't handle the pressure of the shirt...

zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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throt said:
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And I say it again, the managers that have been slaughtered in the past is bang out of order. Its the BLOODY PLYERS, they can't handle the pressure of the shirt...
Been saying that for ages & getting slated by the experts on here.
At least 10 years ago we looked able to compete on the international stage, albeit results in big tournaments were poor.
The current team look hopelessly inept by comparison. Just a lack of talent across the board. Our younger squad members don't even look like they've got the faintest hope of developing into decent international players. I have a feeling we just have to suck it up for the next 5 or 10 years & hope another crop of players emerge to fill the void.
It matters not a jot who manages this team. You could put Joachim Löw, Jose Mourinho or Louis Van Gaal in charge & they'd still struggle against Iceland or Slovenia.

lockhart flawse

2,041 posts

235 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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81,871 was the attendance against Malta. I find that amazing.

England always struggle against teams that sit deep and pack the defence as all "smaller" teams do against a supposed stronger side. We have struggled all year to unpick this sort of defence which seems to involve a lot of tricksy faffing about on the edge of the area. It would have been good to bring on Andy Carroll with 20 minutes to go to try and go over it rather than through it or around it.


nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Thursday 13th October 2016
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throt said:
Yep, DS could have crossed it to Rooney near the end when he was on the right and in the box but he snatched at it trying to shoot,, I think. Now, right there is the difference with our players compared to the foreign players, they just have so much more composure than us lot, nice and calm, no rush rush panic panic, its all so desperate from us.

As someone said above, you may as well stick the under 21"s on, they would do so much better.

And I say it again, the managers that have been slaughtered in the past is bang out of order. Its the BLOODY PLYERS, they can't handle the pressure of the shirt...
Sorry - I misunderstood, the players........



DukeDickson

4,721 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th October 2016
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lockhart flawse said:
81,871 was the attendance against Malta. I find that amazing.

England always struggle against teams that sit deep and pack the defence as all "smaller" teams do against a supposed stronger side. We have struggled all year to unpick this sort of defence which seems to involve a lot of tricksy faffing about on the edge of the area. It would have been good to bring on Andy Carroll with 20 minutes to go to try and go over it rather than through it or around it.
In many ways, that says so much about England as a national team, along with a fair proportion of the support. Problem is, precious little of that is particularly positive frown.

Not a dig at you as such, just a general view of things.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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lockhart flawse said:
It would have been good to bring on Andy Carroll with 20 minutes to go to try and go over it rather than through it or around it.
They should be playing like that anyway to a point.
The last time England had a half decent team was 90-96 era, since then football has become more popular in this country but the quality of English players has diminished so trying to get England to play like Barcelona is a no-no. Stick a ball over the top for a Crouch or Carroll to head in, what we got to lose??

TwigtheWonderkid

43,363 posts

150 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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Raygun said:
The last time England had a half decent team was 90-96 era,
That was a pretty ordinary team. We were rubbish at the 90 WC, played 6 competitive games and were crap in 4 of them, but that gets forgotten as we somehow made the semis. We were garbage at the 92 Euros, finishing bottom of our group, scoring 1 goal in 3 matches. We didn't even qualify for the 94 WC because we were so crap and even the 96 Euros were not that great. We played brilliantly against Holland and well against Germany, but the rest, Switzerland, Scotland and Spain were mediocre performances.

We've been so bad for so long that a side that stepped up to mediocrity is looked back on as some kind of wonder team.

aeropilot

34,590 posts

227 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
We've been so bad for so long that a side that stepped up to mediocrity is looked back on as some kind of wonder team.
yes


zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
That was a pretty ordinary team. We were rubbish at the 90 WC, played 6 competitive games and were crap in 4 of them, but that gets forgotten as we somehow made the semis. We were garbage at the 92 Euros, finishing bottom of our group, scoring 1 goal in 3 matches. We didn't even qualify for the 94 WC because we were so crap and even the 96 Euros were not that great. We played brilliantly against Holland and well against Germany, but the rest, Switzerland, Scotland and Spain were mediocre performances.

We've been so bad for so long that a side that stepped up to mediocrity is looked back on as some kind of wonder team.
Well I'd take just about any team from 1994-2012 over the festering pile of st that makes up our current squad.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,363 posts

150 months

Sunday 16th October 2016
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zygalski said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
That was a pretty ordinary team. We were rubbish at the 90 WC, played 6 competitive games and were crap in 4 of them, but that gets forgotten as we somehow made the semis. We were garbage at the 92 Euros, finishing bottom of our group, scoring 1 goal in 3 matches. We didn't even qualify for the 94 WC because we were so crap and even the 96 Euros were not that great. We played brilliantly against Holland and well against Germany, but the rest, Switzerland, Scotland and Spain were mediocre performances.

We've been so bad for so long that a side that stepped up to mediocrity is looked back on as some kind of wonder team.
Well I'd take just about any team from 1994-2012 over the festering pile of st that makes up our current squad.
I think you are forgetting the 2010 world cup. That was a watershed moment for me. Held to draws by the might of the USA & Algeria, holding the ball in the corner for the last 5 mins to cling on to a 1-0 win against Slovenia ( a country with a population less than the average queue for Madame Tussauds) and then thrashed 4-1 by the German under 21s.

I haven't really given a monkeys toss about England since then. I watch and hope but I don't get upset when we lose. I certainly haven't been to an England match post South Africa and unless I get asked on some hospitality gig, I never will again.

Blib

44,077 posts

197 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
.....against Slovenia ( a country with a population less than the average queue for Madame Tussauds)
hehe

mikal83

5,340 posts

252 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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Blib said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
.....against Slovenia ( a country with a population less than the average queue for Madame Tussauds)
hehe
Bit like Iceland then.

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

174 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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I can see big sam heading back to the north east for a relegation battle sometime soon...

mickk

28,864 posts

242 months

Friday 11th November 2016
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I can't take no more, the excitement on this thread about tonight has reached fever pitch. hehe

I'm going for a 2-0 win, a loss or a score draw.
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