The Official Arsenal - 14 x FA Cup winners thread - Vol 4

[Cupramax]

Watched the game on a web feed, fk me, we should have won that about 8-0, utterly appaling finishing. Still could be worse i suppose, enjoyed watching Chelski get dicked by Everton at lunchtime

[pkrplyr]

Cupramax said:

Watched the game on a web feed, fk me, we should have won that about 8-0, utterly appaling finishing. Still could be worse i suppose, enjoyed watching Chelski get dicked by Everton at lunchtime

Yeah on the radio they said that against better teams with fewer chances might struggle to get results.
I love it when Chelsea lose! Next league game is Chelsea away, look forward to that one

[scrubchub]

Walcott has scored 11 goals in his last 11 PL starts, which is hard to believe. I suppose it's skewed by not taking into account the significant number of substitute appearences where he hasn't scored. Still an impressive stat though.

[Cupramax]

He could have scored 11 more today if he could have hit a barn door with a banjo

Giroud was just as bad, he was on for about 30 seconds before he managed to miss a sitter...

[Cheib]

scrubchub said:

Walcott has scored 11 goals in his last 11 PL starts, which is hard to believe. I suppose it's skewed by not taking into account the significant number of substitute appearences where he hasn't scored. Still an impressive stat though.

Other stat I heard is that he's started something like 10 games in the last 19 months.

Be interesting to see who gets the nod next weekend

[Trophybloo]

New Theo equation



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[HarryW]

Trophybloo said:

New Theo equation



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equals a

I was never any good at pictionary.....mini elephant?

[BrabusMog]

Something to do with Adebayor?

[Allyc85]

Cheib said:

scrubchub said:

Walcott has scored 11 goals in his last 11 PL starts, which is hard to believe. I suppose it's skewed by not taking into account the significant number of substitute appearences where he hasn't scored. Still an impressive stat though.

Other stat I heard is that he's started something like 10 games in the last 19 months.

Be interesting to see who gets the nod next weekend

Apparently Walcott has a shot to goal conversion rate of 20%, while Aguero's is 21% Not exactly bad if true...but then I did read that on twitter

[Trophybloo]

BrabusMog said:

Something to do with Adebayor?

Indeed

Theo (cows arse plus banjo) = a mini elephant washer

Adebayour's 30 goal season should have been a 50 goal season with the chances he blew .... and that would have won us the league.
Theo is profligate and will flatter to deceive!

[lukebowers]

Cupramax said:

He could have scored 11 more today if he could have hit a barn door with a banjo

Giroud was just as bad, he was on for about 30 seconds before he managed to miss a sitter...

He's also scored more than Rooney since he arrived in England...

[scrubchub]

On another note - why is Adebayor referred to as the 'elephant washer'? Heard it loads of times but never known why.

[BrabusMog]

scrubchub said:

On another note - why is Adebayor referred to as the 'elephant washer'? Heard it loads of times but never known why.

It's a song, sung by opposing fans about him...

Adebayor, Adebayor, your dad washes elephants and your mum is a...

Then when he signed for Spuds they changed it...

Adebayor, Adebayor, we used to be racist, we're not anymore.

There are other versions available but I'll let you google search those, they're not very PH friendly.

[scrubchub]

BrabusMog said:

It's a song, sung by opposing fans about him...

Adebayor, Adebayor, your dad washes elephants and your mum is a...

Then when he signed for Spuds they changed it...

Adebayor, Adebayor, we used to be racist, we're not anymore.

There are other versions available but I'll let you google search those, they're not very PH friendly.

Gotcha, cheers for the explanation.

[London424]

Aaannd wheelchair needs surgery again.

On the bright side the next operation is free.

[Mafffew]

London424 said:

Aaannd wheelchair needs surgery again.

On the bright side the next operation is free.

How does this keep happening?!

[S10GTA]

Adebayor is a free agent now....Arsenal need a striker....

[jammy_basturd]

S10GTA said:

Adebayor is a free agent now....Arsenal need a striker....

Two completely disrelated statementss if ever I heard one.

[S10GTA]

jammy_basturd said:

S10GTA said:

Adebayor is a free agent now....Arsenal need a striker....

Two completely disrelated statementss if ever I heard one.

Jeez. Was just a joke.

[Alfahorn]

A truly appalling performance in the first half capped by the utterly pointless, brainless and talentless Girouds stupidity.