Who will get the chop first...?
Poll: Who will get the chop first...?
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Kitchski said:
LoonR1 said:
I really wanted to pick Dick Advocaat
He'll quit before he's pushed. Manager's not the problem at Sunderland, they've just got lots of average players. I think even the board know that.I'd say Sherwood or McLaren, but not sure who will feel the pain of a large pay off first.
Negative Creep said:
If he can't beat Villa at home I think Jose will be gone as well
Not sure, mainly because I'm quite sure it will be the most expensive sacking in Football history: http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/08/...
DeltonaS said:
Negative Creep said:
If he can't beat Villa at home I think Jose will be gone as well
Not sure, mainly because I'm quite sure it will be the most expensive sacking in Football history: http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/08/...
ONE extremely opinionated and vocal Liverpool supporter will finally get a chance to see his beloved club run “the right way”, after being hired as manager following the sacking of Brendan Rodgers.
Rodgers was released from the club yesterday following a string of poor results and baffling managerial decisions, kicking off huge speculation as to who would replace him.
That search ended this morning when Red "Raja" Trident, a 48-year-old mouthpiece and Anfield season ticket holder, was unveiled as the new gaffer.
Trident, often heard discussing what Liverpool should and shouldn’t do while in conversation with anyone who will listen to him, was hired in a bid to turn around the fortunes of the beleaguered football club.
“We’ve got every faith that Red Raja can bring his ‘roaring from the terraces’ style to the training ground,” said a Liverpool spokesperson.
“After we sacked Brendan, our search for a new manager began, and the board were unanimous in their decision to hire ‘that fat lad who always yells at the team bus every week'”.
With no actual previous managerial experience, Trident will have to draw on his wealth of Liverpool trivia and sheer capacity for making noise in order to be remembered as one of the greats.
“First off, see that shower on the pitch, they can start earning their f
king wages,” roared Red Trident, who doesn’t appear to be able to talk at a normal level.
“The fkin’ money that lot are on, and this is how they play every week? I’m not havin’ it. I told that lot in there, I’m not havin’ it. And I need a bag of cash to go over to America and get Steven Gerrard back here as soon as possible. Whatever he wants, he’s getting it”.
When informed that Red Trident had gotten his old job at Anfield, Brendan Rodgers simply replied “he’s fking welcome to it”.
Rodgers was released from the club yesterday following a string of poor results and baffling managerial decisions, kicking off huge speculation as to who would replace him.
That search ended this morning when Red "Raja" Trident, a 48-year-old mouthpiece and Anfield season ticket holder, was unveiled as the new gaffer.
Trident, often heard discussing what Liverpool should and shouldn’t do while in conversation with anyone who will listen to him, was hired in a bid to turn around the fortunes of the beleaguered football club.
“We’ve got every faith that Red Raja can bring his ‘roaring from the terraces’ style to the training ground,” said a Liverpool spokesperson.
“After we sacked Brendan, our search for a new manager began, and the board were unanimous in their decision to hire ‘that fat lad who always yells at the team bus every week'”.
With no actual previous managerial experience, Trident will have to draw on his wealth of Liverpool trivia and sheer capacity for making noise in order to be remembered as one of the greats.
“First off, see that shower on the pitch, they can start earning their f
king wages,” roared Red Trident, who doesn’t appear to be able to talk at a normal level.“The f
kin’ money that lot are on, and this is how they play every week? I’m not havin’ it. I told that lot in there, I’m not havin’ it. And I need a bag of cash to go over to America and get Steven Gerrard back here as soon as possible. Whatever he wants, he’s getting it”.When informed that Red Trident had gotten his old job at Anfield, Brendan Rodgers simply replied “he’s f
king welcome to it”.Gassing Station | Football | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff