Guess my age, by my car(s)

Guess my age, by my car(s)

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Nobby Diesel

Original Poster:

2,051 posts

251 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Inspired by "Does my car fit my age", I want to flip this around and ask, can you guess the age, by the car(s) they drive.
Rule is - if your age is guessed correctly, you say so. Otherwise, you keep quiet.

I'll start......

Audi A6 Avant Le Mans 2.7 TDI - 07
Porsche 996 Turbo - 01
Ford Ranger 2.5 TDI -07

gazza285

9,805 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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48 years old, fat knob head in jeans two sizes too small, big debts, slightly chubby wife with minor surgery issues and blond hair. Two kids, one who wears glasses, much to your embarrassment.

Me? Works Berlingo van, Mrs has a V70 D5...

SpamDisco

320 posts

124 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Nobby Diesel said:
Inspired by "Does my car fit my age", I want to flip this around and ask, can you guess the age, by the car(s) they drive.
Rule is - if your age is guessed correctly, you say so. Otherwise, you keep quiet.

I'll start......

Audi A6 Avant Le Mans 2.7 TDI - 07
Porsche 996 Turbo - 01
Ford Ranger 2.5 TDI -07
49 or 50

Edited by SpamDisco on Saturday 24th September 02:22

TotalControl

8,044 posts

198 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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45?

Moi? A SAAB 9-3ss 1.8t Vector with a dying water pump.

gazza285

9,805 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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SpamDisco said:
49 or 50

Edited by SpamDisco on Saturday 24th September 02:22
You edited that?

Looking at your garage I'd say 48 again, council house, still have the last five cars parked on the grass outside, drinks white cider or Kestrel Super, enormously fat wife on disability, chain smoking serial father of many feral youth. Bad car modifier in the Barry Boy style.


gazza285

9,805 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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TotalControl said:
A SAAB 9-3ss 1.8t Vector with a dying water pump.
44. Missed the boat, so strives for a small bit of individuality, bought a car with all the bad bits from Vauxhall, and all the bits that break from a defunct Swedish marque. No redeeming features, just like his car...



gazza285

9,805 posts

208 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Next.

AW111

9,667 posts

133 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Modified 1986 Toyota MR2.
1993 Mitsubishi Express 4wd van.

Nobby Diesel

Original Poster:

2,051 posts

251 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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gazza285 said:
48 years old, fat knob head in jeans two sizes too small, big debts, slightly chubby wife with minor surgery issues and blond hair. Two kids, one who wears glasses, much to your embarrassment.

Me? Works Berlingo van, Mrs has a V70 D5...
Thanks Gazza! Much appreciate the character assassination !
A couple of years out, slightly overweight and not sure about the knob head? Jeans are the correct size, zero debt, far from slightly chubby wife, no surgery and brown hair. 2 kids yes, but no glasses.
Good first shot!

SpamDisco

320 posts

124 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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gazza285 said:
You edited that?

Looking at your garage I'd say 48 again, council house, still have the last five cars parked on the grass outside, drinks white cider or Kestrel Super, enormously fat wife on disability, chain smoking serial father of many feral youth. Bad car modifier in the Barry Boy style.
Not far off, no, no, no, no, never smoked + kids behave, too tight to piss money away on mods, if you bet on black I think red would be a dead cert...

Nobby Diesel

Original Poster:

2,051 posts

251 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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SpamDisco said:
49 or 50

Edited by SpamDisco on Saturday 24th September 02:22
50! Good darts.

Nobby Diesel

Original Poster:

2,051 posts

251 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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gazza285 said:
You edited that?

Looking at your garage I'd say 48 again, council house, still have the last five cars parked on the grass outside, drinks white cider or Kestrel Super, enormously fat wife on disability, chain smoking serial father of many feral youth. Bad car modifier in the Barry Boy style.
Again Gazza, thanks for the observations.
I don't think that I am any of your preconceptions.
Council house - no.
48 - no.
Last 5 on the drive - no.
White cider/kestrel - no.
Fat wife - no.
Disability - no.
Smoker - no.
Serial father - no.
Feral youth kids - no.
Modifier- no.

Sorry Gazza, not doing too well.

Nobby Diesel

Original Poster:

2,051 posts

251 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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SpamDisco said:
Not far off, no, no, no, no, never smoked + kids behave, too tight to piss money away on mods, if you bet on black I think red would be a dead cert...
Not far off, Spam.

SpamDisco

320 posts

124 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Nobby Diesel said:
SpamDisco said:
49 or 50

Edited by SpamDisco on Saturday 24th September 02:22
50! Good darts.
It would've been harder to guess if you hadn't posted 1966 in the "cars from your birth year" thread, sorry I'm not really a stalker, honest!

David87

6,649 posts

212 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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My username makes this game a bit too easy for anyone trying to guess my age. biggrin

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Land Rover Discovery 2 ES TDI
BMW Z4

Pork

9,453 posts

234 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Nobby Diesel said:
Again Gazza, thanks for the observations.
I don't think that I am any of your preconceptions.
Council house - no.
48 - no.
Last 5 on the drive - no.
White cider/kestrel - no.
Fat wife - no.
Disability - no.
Smoker - no.
Serial father - no.
Feral youth kids - no.
Modifier- no.

Sorry Gazza, not doing too well.
Right or wrong, for entertainment value he gets marks from me smile

MX51ROD

2,743 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Mazda MX5
VW Tiguan
Berlingo (self employed Transport/tool box)

Doofus

25,762 posts

173 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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David87 said:
My username makes this game a bit too easy for anyone trying to guess my age. biggrin
Will you change your username next year when you turn 88?

matsoc

853 posts

132 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Current fleet in Italy:

2015 BMW 530xd Touring
2013 Lotus Elise CR
2015 VW Up!