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largerandrock
652 posts
73 months
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We need to win tonight.. As i have a feeling it will be championship next year if we dont!
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homicide
27,616 posts
56 months
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largerandrock said: We need to win tonight.. As i have a feeling it will be championship next year if we dont! Yep, can see us playing the likes of sheffield united next season,bugger!!! 
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Chairman LMAO
654 posts
64 months
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MonkeyBusiness
2,397 posts
56 months
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From Newcasltes 606 page : Dear Joe Kinnear / Mike Ashley / Dennis Wise / whoever is actually in charge of bringing in players, My name is Carl. I have played football a few times in my life, and as such I know the rules, things like what an illegal throw in looks like, for example. I also know some fundamental things - passing the ball means giving the ball to someone on your own team, and that a shot is meant to end up in the opposition's goal. I'm not technically very gifted. My first touch is somewhat like that of a brick wall. I can't kick it very far or accurately. You may therefore find my job application somewhat odd. I feel, however, that I would be no worse than the current players, but comparatively I would be a bargain. I am willing to work for you for the low, low price of £5,000 per week and in return, I will just as effective as anyone in the current squad. Since frugality is the main aim these days, I know that this proposition will fit the current transfer policy perfectly. I look forward to hearing from you, and to making my debut. Please may I have the number 10 shirt, as I hear it will soon be vacant? 
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largerandrock
652 posts
73 months
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Our defence got Raped last night!
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Wacky Racer
20,285 posts
116 months
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largerandrock said: Our defence got Raped last night! What defence??
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homicide
27,616 posts
56 months
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Situation normal at st.james's then!
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im
Original Poster
27,993 posts
86 months
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homicide said: Situation normal at st.james's then! No, normally its gang-banged.
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homicide
27,616 posts
56 months
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im said: homicide said: Situation normal at st.james's then! No, normally its gang-banged. Ah ha, so THATS where we have been going wrong all these years!
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cj_eds
1,567 posts
90 months
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Sky Sports reporting we're apparently close to signing Nolan.
Won't make much difference. As soon as Given puts pen to paper on that Man City contract, thats when Newcastle United FC are consigned to Championship footie.
So what are the bets of Owen playing again before the end of the season? Maybe a swansong appearance just before he leaves on a free?
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mickk
11,905 posts
111 months
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cj_eds said: So what are the bets of Owen playing again before the end of the season? Maybe a swansong appearance just before he leaves on a free? Has there ever been a more injury prone footballer, barring Darren Anderton?
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cj_eds
1,567 posts
90 months
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mickk said: cj_eds said: So what are the bets of Owen playing again before the end of the season? Maybe a swansong appearance just before he leaves on a free? Has there ever been a more injury prone footballer, barring Darren Anderton? Keiron Dyer. 
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MonkeyBusiness
2,397 posts
56 months
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cj_eds said: mickk said: cj_eds said: So what are the bets of Owen playing again before the end of the season? Maybe a swansong appearance just before he leaves on a free? Has there ever been a more injury prone footballer, barring Darren Anderton? Keiron Dyer. Damien Duff hasn't been that clever.
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MonkeyBusiness
2,397 posts
56 months
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GBRM
920 posts
97 months
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As an Everton fan I can't really comment on Newcastle stuff but when I heard Kinnears interview I thought it was quite funny and just a bit old fashioned what he said - if it was meant it was very clever and funny and it wasn't racist before this thread gets picked up in too many places that will mis-construe it!!
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largerandrock
652 posts
73 months
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GBRM said: As an Everton fan I can't really comment on Newcastle stuff but when I heard Kinnears interview I thought it was quite funny and just a bit old fashioned what he said - if it was meant it was very clever and funny and it wasn't racist before this thread gets picked up in too many places that will mis-construe it!! +1 Footballers are treated to much like royals!
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Chairman LMAO
654 posts
64 months
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MonkeyBusiness said: Good post, LMAO
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largerandrock
652 posts
73 months
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NOLAN! 
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cj_eds
1,567 posts
90 months
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largerandrock said: NOLAN! Good signing. Maybe put some backbone into the midfield in Barton's absence!
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GBRM
920 posts
97 months
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Did you hear/see Kinner's interview on Sky Sports News earlier? He said the derby was full of thud and blunder - brilliant!!
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