The Official Norwich City Thread

The Official Norwich City Thread

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dirty boy

Original Poster:

14,688 posts

208 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Here you go...


No Cara van Man

29,977 posts

250 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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they are rubbish, they are crap, they are skint

>repeat until thread becomes ruined with dull criticisms<

snakeswitht1ts

239 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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No Cara van Man said:
they are rubbish, they are crap, they are skint

>repeat until thread becomes ruined with dull criticisms<
Bitter about something?

andyjo1982

4,957 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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No Cara van Man said:
they are rubbish, they are crap, they are skint

>repeat until thread becomes ruined with dull criticisms<
Always st on the old blue and white, do do, do do, do do do do do do...

davemac250

4,499 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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dirty boy said:
Here you go...
I am sure you meant to say.

'Let's be havin' you, where are you......'

wink

anonymous-user

53 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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i like Norwich, they're just one big happy family.... its the only ground in the league where you can high six your neighbour when they score.

Puggit

48,355 posts

247 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Ooooh, ahhhh - carrot cruncher!

Disco_Dale

1,893 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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4-1. Hattrick from a fat bloke.
This isn't just a local derby, this is an M+S local derby.

andyjo1982

4,957 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Puggit said:
Ooooh, ahhhh - carrot cruncher!
Hmmmm, 20,000 posts, you'd think he'd be able to create something that rhymes...

FAIL!!!!

davemac250

4,499 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Christ you lot got here late.

What was it, signing on day in Norwich?

Or buy two, get one free on Asda own brand Super Strength Cider last night?

wink

Bebee

4,678 posts

224 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Not the same since the pedestrianization of the centre

snakeswitht1ts

239 posts

165 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Bebee said:
Not the same since the pedestrianization of the centre
Well, traders need access to Dixons.

Puggit

48,355 posts

247 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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andyjo1982 said:
Puggit said:
Ooooh, ahhhh - carrot cruncher!
Hmmmm, 20,000 posts, you'd think he'd be able to create something that rhymes...

FAIL!!!!
Sorry, I didn't realise PH was about rhyming?

Bebee

4,678 posts

224 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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snakeswitht1ts said:
Bebee said:
Not the same since the pedestrianization of the centre
Well, traders need access to Dixons.
But they do say it will help people in wheeeeeeeel chairs

andyjo1982

4,957 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Puggit said:
andyjo1982 said:
Puggit said:
Ooooh, ahhhh - carrot cruncher!
Hmmmm, 20,000 posts, you'd think he'd be able to create something that rhymes...

FAIL!!!!
Sorry, I didn't realise PH was about rhyming?
If it doesn't rhyme then the joke (if thats what you were trying to do) isn't even slightly funny. At least the high 6 was mildly amusing...

May i also add, i assume, you over cook your carrotts so they are soft and melt in your mouth? As oppose to Norfolk people eating them while they are crunchy, thus retaining the vitamins and minerals present in said vegetable.

davemac250

4,499 posts

204 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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That vegetable.

Is that the carrot?

Really?

NFN. As they say in the Mental Health profession.




andyjo1982

4,957 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Anyway back on topic, so we've had a really good start to this season. Been very impressed with Lambert since he can in. I knew very little of him before he arrived, other than he had just masterminded our biggest home defeat. But after inherriting a pretty poor squad after messer Roeder and Gunn had done their best to ruin the club, hes transformed us into promotion candiates with very little funding.

Lambert has signed players like Crofts, an excellent all round midfielder, a great tackler and passer of the ball, whos also scored a few vital goals this season, defo captain material. Russell Martin, hes really come on leaps and bounds this season at rightback, he took a lot of stick from fans last year, but has really proven his worth and is the best RB we've had since Edworthy. The free signing of Elliot Ward to replace Doherty has proved an excellent signing and he has formed a good partnership with Leon Barnett, i just hope can keep Barnett, he has been awesome for us. He makes a few sloppy mistakes, but wins just about every header, hes quick and has made some great tackles.

Up front, Holt, well what more can be said, as if the guy wasn't a cult hero after 30 goals last season, THAT performance a couple of weeks ago has secured that. Chris Martin has come on leaps and bounds since spending a season at Luton (one of Roeders few constructive things for this club during his time here). Simeon Jackson has potential, but needs more time to adjust. Hoolahan is a good player, but sometimes too predictable that we'll always go through him, i'd have Lansbury over him everytime, fingers crossed we can keep hold of him for longer.

Overall, Sir Paul Lambert and David Mcnally have transformed this club in 18 months from a club going almost out of business, to one challenging to get into the premiership. We now how some assets on the pitch whom are worth a few £, we have the infrastructure and hopefully a few £ to strengthen again in the next 2 windows.

Can we go up this season? why not, this league is so average its unreal. We have proven we are a match for QPR, Cardiff, Swansea, Derby, we just struggle against the Palaces and Hulls.

No Cara van Man

29,977 posts

250 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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True. Dick-so-dulls sister/lover/mother also agrees;



Edited by No Cara van Man on Wednesday 8th December 17:00

Disco_Dale

1,893 posts

209 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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CVM, you're so funny and original, with your rapier like wit you are really spoiling us.

Oh, and 4-1.

CooperD

2,851 posts

176 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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At last a thread about my favourite football team. Great Derby win the other week.