Travelling to the edge of the universe is impossible

[eldar]

Prof Prolapse said:

So yes. Probably no need to phone ahead for the Milliways just yet.

If you did decide to book a table a tachyonic antitelephone would help...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyonic_antiteleph...

[Prof Prolapse]

eldar said:

If you did decide to book a table a tachyonic antitelephone would help...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyonic_antiteleph...

Yeah, "it might be true but we can't see it", would you like some magic beans with your tachyons and string theory?

Besides I heard that the best way to get a reservation was to contact and proceed to a parallel universe where in fact you already had a booking.

More plausible than the tachyon idea as well.

[eldar]

Prof Prolapse said:

Yeah, "it might be true but we can't see it", would you like some magic beans with your tachyons and string theory?

Besides I heard that the best way to get a reservation was to contact and proceed to a parallel universe where in fact you already had a booking.

More plausible than the tachyon idea as well.

I'd tried the parallel universe thing. I did have a reservation, but I'd also been, eaten, paid the bill and left. The food was, apparently, not outstanding.

[Laplace]

I read in a recent issue of American Scientist that they now think the universe is "infinitely finite". WTF indeed!

The OP is littered with holes and half understood notions of relativistic effects which are well understood mathematically.