My Mrs is reading it (about a 1/3 in to it) and says its basically a "love" story with some "tame" BDSM thrown in.

Think I'll stick to my internet porn.

Horny women trying to be intelligent and sophisticated by "reading a book"?

I think the point of this book is that the female doesn't get a choice.

All the chaps who's women are reading this book, try this tonight. When your lass walks in from work, be waiting for her with a balaclava on, nothing else and tie to her something large and immoveable and then pole her relentlessly until you've had your fill.

When she protests, just say 'But it's in that book that everyones' reading'

What could go wrong?

It's a fking disgrace and should be banned from public transport for a start.

Yesterday I spot a few ladies getting off the bus carrying copies, a couple sitting down reading it, and those suspicious ones holding their kindles so you can't see what they're reading. '' I'm thinking, horny women on boring bus ride home, warm day, not wearing much... result.

Was it fk, I get to my seat, sit down and a few seconds later I have a wet arse. I don't mind sleeping in a familiar wet patch but that's just a step too far

From what I've been told the gist of it is: Virgin girly goes for a job with Mr Grey who gets her to enter into a contract that includes a 'she's to do anything he wants' clause.

Cue lots of S&M on almost every page after about 5 chapters or so.

My missus' friend said to me when I asked what it was, "Its basically a porno", I replied that I had already seen the film version then

To be fair you don't really know disappointment until a girl tells you she is a little bit kinky and very interested in searching for her limits only to then proceed to be as tame as possible and draw the line at a having the lights on or possibly even wearing a blindfold.

It can be likened to a disappointing wk used simply to kill ten minutes of boredom.

Racist.

Yes, i literally mean this.

EFA.