I've never read a book!

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tobster

653 posts

209 months

Wednesday 18th July 2012
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Easy read like Gerald Durrell, his first book is called 'My family and other animals' and is a really easy read.

Classics like 'The count of Monte Cristo' or the 3 Musketeers would be good but can be a bit heavy going. What about Mark Twains 'Huckleberry Finn', it's quite an easy read and a classic piece of American literature.


4key

10,777 posts

148 months

Friday 20th July 2012
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I know that this is a bit sideways, but the thing that really got me into reading was audio books. I downloaded a couple for something to listen to whilst commuting to work and from there I have now found myself in a situation where I would rather read a book than download a couple of films to pass spare time.

davepoth

29,395 posts

199 months

Friday 20th July 2012
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I really liked "Of Mice and Men", you should try that one.

HTH.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th July 2012
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I will get (seriously) slated for this.... but try some of the Dan Brown books.

The chapters are short, and usually end on a bit of a cliff hanger to keep you interested... "just one more chapter"...

That's what I found anyway, and I'm not a big reader.

Baron Greenback

6,982 posts

150 months

Tuesday 24th July 2012
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Fishtigua said:
My ex had real problems getting into novels so I got her collections of short stories. Her favourites were by Roald Dahl.

http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/south.html
+1 good short stories. Awesome writer

New POD

3,851 posts

150 months

Tuesday 24th July 2012
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TRY Animal Farm, 1984, and the Crysalis

vladcjelli

2,968 posts

158 months

Tuesday 24th July 2012
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I've read all sorts of nonsense from "classics" to odd little finds from the library (anyone else read The Ginger Man by J P Donleavy?). I do have a particular fondness for Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin and Terry Pratchett.

Also like various investigator type books. Harlan Coben (crime fighting ex NBA star sports agent), Michael Connolly (hard nosed embittered murder detective), John Connelly (hard nosed ex cop private investigator who seems to attract supernatural attention) and Jim Butcher (professional wizard for hire).

But if a fast paced action movie of a book is what's required, try out Matthew Reilly's Scarecrow series. Utter nonsense. If you could imagine the cheesiest b-movie plotted special effects ridden films, these are the book equivalent. They even have diagrams and maps so the reader requires no imagination at all.

Having said all that, I've read the whole series, and his other books and when he writes another, I will pick it up ASAP.

In summary, Matthew Reilly for the win.

Oh, and don't try Tolkien to start with, man it's hard going. Especially The Hobbit. Might revisit it after the film comes out. smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 28th July 2012
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Clive Barker's Books Of Blood some truly stunning imagery and wit, stories that are but a couple of pages and some longer novelettes.

vladcjelli

2,968 posts

158 months

Saturday 28th July 2012
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Simonium said:
Clive Barker's Books Of Blood some truly stunning imagery and wit, stories that are but a couple of pages and some longer novelettes.
Read those as a teenager, so long ago I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed them.

jjones

4,426 posts

193 months

Saturday 28th July 2012
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you are really missing out, what do you do on the khazi?

Xaero

4,060 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th July 2012
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They aren't classics, but Stephen Leather books got me into reading after I basically gave it up due to school (also of mice and men :lolsmile. They are action and real page turners, very easy to read and tend to grip me from the start. He has released a few shorter stories (easier to finish I guess) on kindle (you can download the app rather than buy a kindle). I started with The Solitary man though.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 28th July 2012
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vladcjelli said:
Oh, and don't try Tolkien to start with, man it's hard going. Especially The Hobbit. Might revisit it after the film comes out. smile
And there I was, all set to recommend The Silmarillion for the novice... smile

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Tuesday 31st July 2012
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What do you enjoy in films and TV? Sci-fi, fantasy, war, sport, cars, horror, drama, adventure, comedy, crime?

Eric Mc

122,031 posts

265 months

Tuesday 31st July 2012
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Bullett said:
What do you enjoy in films and TV? Sci-fi, fantasy, war, sport, cars, horror, drama, adventure, comedy, crime?
Exactly - whatever has been done in films, books have done it better - and usually first.

How about "The War of the Worlds" by HG Wells. A relatively short book, beautifully written and still scary despite being over 100 years old.

"The Time Machine" is not bad either - and short.

Redarress

677 posts

207 months

Tuesday 31st July 2012
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If you like war or adventure and not too taxing but fast moving action then anything by Jack Higgins. I always take one as my first read for holiday time.

Redarress

677 posts

207 months

Tuesday 31st July 2012
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jjones said:
you are really missing out, what do you do on the khazi?
Can I borrow one of your books.........Oh then again perhaps not ! smile

BenM77

2,835 posts

164 months

Wednesday 1st August 2012
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Get yourself into the Flashman books, great fun and easy to read smile

Eighteeteewhy

Original Poster:

7,259 posts

168 months

Wednesday 1st August 2012
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Well I've bought some smile

Eric Mc said:
And the original novel of "Jurassic Park" (Michael Crichton) was much better than the movie.
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vladcjelli said:
But if a fast paced action movie of a book is what's required, try out Matthew Reilly's Scarecrow series. Utter nonsense. If you could imagine the cheesiest b-movie plotted special effects ridden films, these are the book equivalent. They even have diagrams and maps so the reader requires no imagination at all.
Just waiting for them to arrive, who knows it could be the start of a long relationship.

VladD

7,855 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd August 2012
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I'd recommend "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

Ace-T

7,697 posts

255 months

Saturday 4th August 2012
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ali_kat said:
Try Terry Pratchett, he's fluffy, funny, and has some interesting thoughts and ways of looking at the world wink
yes However, don't start at the beginning though. The first couple of books have loads of nerdy in jokes that you probably won't get if you haven't read much sci-fi or fantasy before.

Sir Pterry's later books are much better than the earlier ones. Start with Mort: Death takes on an apprentice called Mortimer.smile

Trace smile