I know someones a clot and has ruined their car

I know someones a clot and has ruined their car

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deltaf

6,806 posts

254 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Glad my willys big, least ways i wont have to drive around in something that makes me look like a willy....
How ugly is that OVLOV?

NikB

1,834 posts

266 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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I have never seen a car before that makes me feel physically sick....


>> Edited by NikB on Thursday 29th May 16:43

>> Edited by NikB on Thursday 29th May 16:43

NikB

1,834 posts

266 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Edited cos my HTML was shite

>> Edited by NikB on Thursday 29th May 16:49

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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NikB said: I have never seen a car before that makes me feel physically sick....


I'll sort the formatting out for you mate

That is fg disgusting

llamekcuf

545 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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You must be jokin mate, look at da phat spoiler on it and da fast and da furious paint job. You would get nuff' gals if they saw u in da one way system in dat, what a sweet mota

NikB

1,834 posts

266 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Thanks mate.

Whay does the img src only work on the first attempt? If you try and edit it you end up with loads of urls all over the shop???

llamekcuf

545 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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What is it they say about not being able to polish a poo...

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

262 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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llamekcuf said: You must be jokin mate, look at da phat spoiler on it and da fast and da furious paint job. You would get nuff' gals if they saw u in da one way system in dat, what a sweet mota
Can see right through you mate

Correct use of a comma, you is not wikked and bad

Nick, use the [pic] formatting (quote my post)

FourWheelDrift

88,551 posts

285 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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It's melting................

llamekcuf

545 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Can see right through you mate

Correct use of a comma, you is not wikked and bad




one day i'll be a rudeboy!..


NikB

1,834 posts

266 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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It gets better...




Mimbari - Type 1
Mimbari – is a radical new styling statement that is more, much more – a design breakthrough created by the fusion of sci-fi styling cues with the latest formula one aerodynamics technology. The Mynheers have pumped up the volume and injected a healthy dose of steroids into the Rover 200, inspired by the current fashions in interstellar spaceship fantasies. The brothers have poured a massive amount of adrenaline into the aerodynamic armour of the Mimbari for high velocity assaults on commonplace sensibilities.

llamekcuf

545 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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The brothers have poured a massive amount of adrenaline into the aerodynamic armour of the Mimbari for high velocity assaults on commonplace sensibilities.


Lmgdfao Bet ya the entire bodykit will fall off in about 2 months. Piece a shite..

Buffalo

5,435 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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>>>inspired by the current fashions in interstellar spaceship fantasies<<<

FourWheelDrift

88,551 posts

285 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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I can't breath

Ali_D

1,115 posts

285 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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NikB said: It gets better...




Mimbari - Type 1
Mimbari – is a radical new styling statement that is more, much more – a design breakthrough created by the fusion of sci-fi styling cues with the latest formula one aerodynamics technology. The Mynheers have pumped up the volume and injected a healthy dose of steroids into the Rover 200, inspired by the current fashions in interstellar spaceship fantasies. The brothers have poured a massive amount of adrenaline into the aerodynamic armour of the Mimbari for high velocity assaults on commonplace sensibilities.




[made up quote]

"...its based on the powerful Rover 211ie.."

[/made up quote]

NikB

1,834 posts

266 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Sorry, I can't help myself there is just so much material on there.....




Rover 200 - 'S'treet
Upon its introduction, the Mynheer 200 ‘S’ was an explosive success of global proportions. This styling pack 200 exudes power and presence, eliminating any doubts about its abilities to move decisively, swiftly and aggressively. It humbles the opposition into submission


llamekcuf

545 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Rover 200 - 'S'treet
Upon its introduction, the Mynheer 200 ‘S’ was an explosive success of the application of spoilers to make rover 200's look like shopping trolleys. This styling pack 200 exudes spotty yoof and maxpowerness, eliminating any doubts about the owners twattishness. It humbles all other drivers into fits of laughter and tears


Davey Boy

13,097 posts

255 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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It humbles the opposition into submission


What 'opposition' does it have exactly? Old age pensioners who drive Rover 200's down to Sainsbury's?


To55ers.

deltaf

6,806 posts

254 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Davey Boy said:

It humbles the opposition into submission


What 'opposition' does it have exactly? Old age pensioners who drive Rover 200's down to Sainsbury's?


To55ers.



I would be very humbled if that kakbag pilled up next to me...id be so engrossed in trying to work out what/why etc thatd id probably be somewhat comatose, not cos itll humble anything. Ive seen milkfloats with better aerodynamics than that crapper.

Rov 200 Vi

28 posts

252 months

Thursday 29th May 2003
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Hi guys! Guess what!! While you lot have been chuckling away like school kids at other people's pride and joy, word has got round to a few of them....oooooh look! My car's famous!! I even get a link to it on another forum!!

My point is this....You don't appreciate modified cars....that's fine, I don't have a problem with that, but you should have the tolerence to give others who do some consideration before you start posting mindless uneducated comments that, while you guys think are a scream, some of us don't!

I've spent a lot of money (and I mean a LOT) on getting my car to look the way I want it to....I wouldn't come round your house and stand there laughing my head off at your car (no matter how 'run of the mill' it was....

Modifying your car is something that obviously not everyone wants to do, it's all a matter of taste, my personal taste lies at one end of tyhe scale and yours at the other! It doesn't mean that gives you the right to sneer at other people's cars! I don't appreciate what some people have done with theirs but I don't pee myself laughing at it and post pics and links to them on another forum!!

I've not looked around this forum yet...not even slightly as I was directed here through a link, but the I'm thinking there's not very many of you guys here that have spent as much time and effort on their car as I have....I don't drive like a twat and I stick to the speed limit everywhere I go, I also don't wear a baseball cap, and I also don't have a tartan rug on the back seat (contrary to common belief!!)

As it goes I'm a Surveyor for a construction firm, fast approaching the big 30....maybe not who you expected to find driving around in a car like that eh?! You were expecting a 17 year old with spots and a baseball cap eh?

Anyway.....just a subtle reminder that this is on the internet....you might want to stop and think about how 'funny' it is slagging off other people.....For one, I pick my car up from Mynheer again tomorrow....and having seen and experienced their workmanship first hand it is blatantly clear that none of you have. If you had, you'd know that it's top quality! I'd make a few ill chosen, mis-informed and inaccurate comments at this point but it appears you've already done that for me!

Thank you!!