The Official 2016 Monaco Grand Prix Thread **Spoilers**

The Official 2016 Monaco Grand Prix Thread **Spoilers**

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NJK44

1,364 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Lewis to win here, with any luck Nico will retire smile

suffolk009

5,388 posts

165 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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suffolk009 said:
I normally have a little bet on with myself to see who will be the first to say "The glitz and the glamour".
Natalie Pinkham, Wednesday night, midweek report. Her second breath.

Kickstart

1,062 posts

237 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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I always prefer, "a sunny place for shady people"

noell35

3,170 posts

148 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Is there anywhere I can watch practise 1&2 online?

em177

3,131 posts

164 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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noell35 said:
Is there anywhere I can watch practise 1&2 online?
Sky Go if you want to be legit. Plenty of streams if you don't...

s3fella

10,524 posts

187 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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FP1 cancelled after a manhole cover got sucked out of the road and shot down the hill hitting buttons car and destroying the front wing!! A flipping manohole cover! Hit his wing and hit his front tyre, flicking up in the air even more!

WTF. Could have been nasty

Edited by s3fella on Thursday 26th May 10:39

red_slr

17,233 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Usually welded - wonder if they forgot one

HustleRussell

24,696 posts

160 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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stty Mickey Mouse circuit.

NJK44

1,364 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Ricciardo not happy with Kimi...

https://streamable.com/it8j

laugh

He also called him a "c**t of a bloke"

laugh

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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FP1 cancelled? How come the Internet has the results of it then? Or did you mean FP2?

NJK44

1,364 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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EnglishTony said:
FP1 cancelled? How come the Internet has the results of it then? Or did you mean FP2?
Cancelled but the timings remain I guess.

Some Gump

12,689 posts

186 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Haah! love BBC fanboy reporting

bbc said:
Fantastic hamilton dominates in Monaco
Gap to 2nd? 0.101 seconds.


Now I'm as impressed as the next guy that he was fastest, but surely this is one of the smallest gaps we've had in practice so far this season?
Benson then goes on to elaborate - basically Ham was straight up to speed before making a few mistakes, whilst Ros started slow then got up to speed, with no mistakes. Basically typical of both their styles, as long as we assume they're on identical programmes. Rosberg later drove over the manhole cover that wrecked Jenson's car, so I guess that's yet another reason to berate the German.

Anyways, looks like we'll have another interesting Merc on Merc battle =)

HustleRussell

24,696 posts

160 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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FP1 was presumably red flagged not cancelled.

Edited by HustleRussell on Thursday 26th May 11:56

Some Gump

12,689 posts

186 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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HustleRussell said:
FP1 was presumably red flagged not cancelled.
Report I just read said red with <30 mins to go.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Some Gump said:
HustleRussell said:
FP1 was presumably red flagged not cancelled.
Report I just read said red with <30 mins to go.
Red flag was with about three minutes to go, hardly affected the session.

NJK44

1,364 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Some Gump said:
Gap to 2nd? 0.101 seconds.


Now I'm as impressed as the next guy that he was fastest, but surely this is one of the smallest gaps we've had in practice so far this season?
Benson then goes on to elaborate - basically Ham was straight up to speed before making a few mistakes, whilst Ros started slow then got up to speed, with no mistakes. Basically typical of both their styles, as long as we assume they're on identical programmes. Rosberg later drove over the manhole cover that wrecked Jenson's car, so I guess that's yet another reason to berate the German.

Anyways, looks like we'll have another interesting Merc on Merc battle =)
Lewis was obliterating rosbergs times in the first hour.

HustleRussell

24,696 posts

160 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Some Gump said:
Haah! love BBC fanboy reporting

bbc said:
Fantastic hamilton dominates in Monaco
Gap to 2nd? 0.101 seconds.
I was just thinking that.

Exactly how much of that article is fluff?

Andrew Benson said:
Memorable skills from Hamilton

How quickly a driver can get to the limit at a track that is bounded by walls and run on normal city streets is always regarded as one of the best measures of the level of his naked talent.

Is it? Maybe. Probably. Still fluff though.

boring bit about lap times

From Hamilton, it was the sort of performance that defines an image, that will be remembered down the years as illustrative of a towering talent.

Fluff

He then made a couple a errors, cutting the chicane after misjudging his entry, and then going straight on at the first corner Sainte Devote, without any damage.

Hamilton's mistakes entirely excusable then

Late in the session, Rosberg suffered a puncture to his left rear tyre after running over and dislodging a drain cover at Ste Devote, which subsequently punctured the front right tyre and shattered the front wing of McLaren's Jenson Button, the next car along.

Foolish clumsy Rosberg driving over a drain hole cover, imagine that
I suppose with Alonso not doing much, Poor Andrew only has Hamilton to fantasise over.

Some Gump

12,689 posts

186 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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NJK44 said:
Lewis was obliterating rosbergs times in the first hour.
It's testing. If Rosbeg had gone for a pole lap 5 mins into P1 and binned it, we'd all (correctly) be lambasting him as a muppet. I mean, is anyone here not thinking Massa and Palmer have once again made mistakes F1 professionals simply shouldn't? Especially in P1 - the team sneed that test data a lot more than "winning" the practice battle against Haas.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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NJK44 said:
Lewis was obliterating rosbergs times in the first hour.
So? With the best will in the world to Lewis, what has it achieved, other than giving his fans another pointless stat to wave about.

The gap was closed.

NJK44

1,364 posts

96 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
So? With the best will in the world to Lewis, what has it achieved, other than giving his fans another pointless stat to wave about.

The gap was closed.
Go to Monaco and set a blistering time within minutes of doing your first lap then? You couldn't. Being able to get up to scratch with the track immediately takes some doing! Bit OTT from bbc but it's still impressive.

They need to report something to make the dullest weekend of the year exciting wink