Should I sleep outside this evening

[Grumpy Griff]

Just got back from the pub, bit worse for wear. House all quiet, wife gone to bed., should I:

! - Go to bed and join her.
2- Go to snoring room.
My favoured option
3- sleep outside, as weather is so good

Advice from you all welcome!

[giger]

Sleep in the garden. pretend le man's is on - Beers, bbq, few hours kip. snore like a trooper. Job jobbed.

[pincher]

Definitely 3

I was going to do the same but then it started raining :-/

[HarryW]

Sleep in the garden would be my choice, recline the deck chair jobs a good un, only problem I can see is waking up with 500 mossie bites....

[Wacky Racer]

There's a huge thunderstorm due tonight.












Sleep outside.

[glenrobbo]

Definitely 1.

And give her a good seeing to. They love beery breath at this time of the morning! !!! It's not even 11pm. Are you some kind of lightweight?

Edit: I've just noticed you haven't given an option 1. It's Option !
That sounds about right!

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 24th August 23:02

[ApOrbital]

3 i do most nights in the summer but rain is on and off down south.

[WinstonWolf]

kapiteinlangzaam said:

I tried the garden thing once. It was lovely, right up until the moment I woke up with about 30 mossie bites.

He'll be fine, he's mozzies don't like beer.

It's a 3 from me.

[Grumpy Griff]

glenrobbo said:

Definitely 1.

And give her a good seeing to. They love beery breath at this time of the morning! !!! It's not even 11pm. Are you some kind of lightweight?

Edit: I've just noticed you haven't given an option 1. It's Option !
That sounds about right!

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 24th August 23:02

That's fantastic but, I am a lightweight, born down south! I might go safe, sleep outside

[WinstonWolf]

Grumpy Griff said:

glenrobbo said:

Definitely 1.

And give her a good seeing to. They love beery breath at this time of the morning! !!! It's not even 11pm. Are you some kind of lightweight?

Edit: I've just noticed you haven't given an option 1. It's Option !
That sounds about right!

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 24th August 23:02

That's fantastic but, I am a lightweight, born down south! I might go safe, sleep outside

You'll never have a better opportunity, do it.

[Dogwatch]

Option 4 - The Barmaid's Arms.

[Grumpy Griff]

WinstonWolf said:

He'll be fine, he's mozzies don't like beer.

It's a 3 from me.

so sleep outside with mozzy spray.

I'm up for it

[WinstonWolf]

Grumpy Griff said:

WinstonWolf said:

He'll be fine, he's mozzies don't like beer.

It's a 3 from me.

so sleep outside with mozzy spray.

I'm up for it

Good man, if your missus says anything just tell her "the internet made me do it"

[soad]

Have a few more drinks, vomit over your wife, only then sleep outside!

[Grumpy Griff]

Dogwatch said:

Option 4 - The Barmaid's Arms.

Unfortunately I just left her, they were very large

[glenrobbo]

Sleep outside? Bu99er that, go to bed & make her sleep outside you Jessie!

For the record, I'm a northener. From Essex.
I wouldn't dare sleep outside, too many badgers out there.....

( I know, says it all! But I did have Forces training. )

[glenrobbo]

Grumpy Griff said:

Dogwatch said:

Option 4 - The Barmaid's Arms.

Unfortunately I just left her, they were very large

It's the legs you need to watch out for: Once you get one of those wrapped around you, you'll never get up!

[Wacky Racer]

Grumpy Griff said:

Dogwatch said:

Option 4 - The Barmaid's Arms.

Unfortunately I just left her, they were very large

He said arms, not tits!

[ashleyman]

3.

If I had a garden I'd be out there myself.

[toastybase]

It was the photographer that got the fine in the end.