One single thing that makes you think "knob"

[busta]

phil1979 said:

"One Life, Live It"

+1 Where did the phrase come from and what's it got to do with old beaten up defenders and discoveries?

[RemainAllHoof]

RVVUNM said:

Even more of a knob when an X3/X5/X6/M3/M5 plate is attached.

I saw a Porsche Cayenne with an X5 plate. I failed to compute and my head exploded.

[mgmrw2003]

busta said:

+1 Where did the phrase come from and what's it got to do with old beaten up defenders and discoveries?

+2. and add it "if you can read this, please turn over the right way" or whatever they say

[stuttgartmetal]

Cooky said:

[Deerfoot]

mgmrw2003 said:

+2. and add it "if you can read this, please turn over the right way" or whatever they say

+3. Another couple I see regularly.

"Does my carbon footprint look big in this?"

"Don`t follow me, you`ll only get stuck"

[yellowbentines]

Tow hooks. How many of them will ever get used.

[mgmrw2003]

Deerfoot said:

mgmrw2003 said:

+2. and add it "if you can read this, please turn over the right way" or whatever they say

+3. Another couple I see regularly.

"Does my carbon footprint look big in this?"

"Don`t follow me, you`ll only get stuck"

+4 "powered by fairy dust"

[v8will]

Big Rod said:

My Sharan VR6 can show a clean pair of heels to many supposed performance cars too. And no, I wasn't made to buy it by my wife, I actually bought it in the first place for her and then reclaimed it after I bought her a newer one as I actually rather like it. (For the record, it's not my only car though.)

No it can't. It's just they weren't trying.

[Colonial]

v8will said:

No it can't. It's just they weren't trying.

How do you know what a supposed performance car is?

[R500POP]

Colonial said:

How do you know what a supposed performance car is?

If it's slower than a V6 Sharan (0-60 just under 8s), it's not a performance car.

The term "performance car" is used to readily.

[v8will]

Colonial said:

How do you know what a supposed performance car is?

Supposedly slower than a 174BHP people carrier at a guess? Would one of these even crack 60MPH in under 10 seconds? I very much doubt it.

Edited by v8will on Wednesday 11th May 13:29

[KMT]

The driver with 15 cars trailing behind as he (or she!?! - or tractor driver) rigidly sticks to 32mph in a national speed limit. Don't these people ever look in their rear view mirrors? The solution is simple, pull over at the next safest point and let the traffic pass. Doh.

[chippy2010]

George H said:

No, a German car will actually work in Britain. Without going off topic too much, I just think they look exceptionally cheap - hence why I think people who drive them are knobs.

A german car will work in britain but an American car wont't Ok! Your obviously one of those, I rest my case!

[boobles]

callyman said:

Buy a Lambo then.

How would owning a "Lambo" help?

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2803406.htm

[RenesisEvo]

Thesaint01708 said:

RenesisEvo said:

People who use terms like 'Essex White'. It could equally be 'Surrey White' or 'Oxfordshire White'. It's not a geographic phenomenon.

Humour - not a fan?

I was being slightly tongue-in-cheek. But I was also referring to the 'Positive Essex' thread a little bit.

[frosted]

Loud exhausts , bikes fast cars it doesn't matter . You still a huge knobbed for not keeping it standard , personally can't wait till they bring in on the spot checks

[Marf]

frosted said:

Loud exhausts , bikes fast cars it doesn't matter . You still a huge knobbed for not keeping it standard , personally can't wait till they bring in on the spot checks

What about loud standard exhausts?

[dowahdiddyman]

Drivers who get irritated because they are stuck in a non moving traffic jam, despite the fact that they have caused everything to stop by blocking the fri**in roundabout. Just like the knob who did it to me last friday, coming down road in a fully laden 44t artic indicating to turn right at roundabout as I start to go around some knob in an Audi(what a suprise) pulls right infront of me forcing me to stand on the brakes, he1s going nowhere and now neither are the long line of cars etc behind me.

[mgmrw2003]

Marf said:

What about loud standard exhausts?

Evidently we'll be waving goodbye to bikes and classic cars

[jl34]

Audi Q7 and BMW x6 drivers, please tell me why ???????