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One single thing that makes you think "knob"

One single thing that makes you think "knob"

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Thesaint01708

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935 posts

54 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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People who allow small dogs on rear parcel shelves. Thats a cracked skull and a dead pet waiting to happen.

Parents that allow children to climb all over the seats/car - urgh, have some respect!

PSBuckshot

5,216 posts

56 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Ari said:
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!

Seriously, if I can hear it at a level that's uncomfortable three cars away, what the hell must it be like actually inside the car that's doing it?

And without wanting to come over all middle aged, how is tht music exactly?

And all those people that are turning and looking at you? News flash, they're not actually thinking "cool!"

Knob!!

I think there's going to be a lot of people with hearing problems in later life, that's got to be damaging surely?
I am guilty of this.
But I play real music loud like AC/DC.
Not BOOM BOOM WOAH WOAH WAO WAO BOOM BOOM BOOM REMIX

And one single thing that makes me think 'knob'
Incorrectly badged cars, I was behind a white taxi Audi A4 diesel yesterday with an RS4 badge on the boot. headache

Rawwr

14,866 posts

131 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Tailgaiting mongspawn who need to be struck by flaming meteorites and then have the remains of their charred, broken corpses beaten into a fine jus by angry, Irish drunks with rusty scaffolding and power tools. I can then drink their retarded remains with a slice of lemon and a thin slice of satisfaction.


George H

13,216 posts

61 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Someone driving in a modified car. Usually a Corsa / Saxo, etc.

andrewrob

2,397 posts

87 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Pooky67 said:
1. Foglights on in the day.
Fog doesn't just come at night though wink

nogsk

347 posts

65 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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tts in Subaru's with loud exhausts that scream around at 2am in the morning.

Hackney

4,045 posts

105 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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TonyHetherington said:
A large adams apple.......on a "girl"
smile

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

152 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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TonyHetherington said:
A large adams apple.
You never noticed when you asked her for a drink? Big mistake.

Strangely Brown

7,243 posts

128 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Anyone who has parked/left/abandoned [delete as appropriate] their vehicle where it is clearly convenient for them. i.e. With no regard whatsoever for the inconvenience or danger that is causes for others.

and BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

and dustbin zorsts whose only purpose is to make more noise.

oh yes... and white sunglasses.

Edited by Strangely Brown on Wednesday 11th May 09:57

Dog Star

6,078 posts

65 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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V88Dicky said:
Jeans with the crotch at the knees.
Yesterday in Leeds I saw a bloke walking along (I use the term walking loosely) wearing a pair of those awful "ali-baba" pants vomit that deranged women wear - really bizarre. He was otherwise pretty normal looking.

6potdave

1,431 posts

110 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Not really one to judge on someones appearance or the car they drive, it's down to peoples individuality and if people want to stick a bodykit on their car, fit a massive exhaust to a 1 litre or put on a private plate that doesn't really mean anything then that's their choice. They aren't doing any harm to anyone and I would prefer to see that than everything driving 2 year old Passats.

Someone's driving style will make me think 'knob' though. Driving at 40mph everywhere is one of my biggest gripes, lane hoggers are another.






Miocene

372 posts

54 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Seen a 60plate white Defender around a few times now. Always without a spec of mud on it. Not entirely sure what to make of it! Defender should be cool... but its white and never gets dirty = knob.

Jonathan Legard

5,169 posts

134 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Hackney said:
TonyHetherington said:
A large adams apple.......on a "girl"
smile
Subtlety: a skill you can master.

PSBuckshot

5,216 posts

56 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Dog Star said:
Yesterday in Leeds I saw a bloke walking along (I use the term walking loosely) wearing a pair of those awful "ali-baba" pants vomit that deranged women wear - really bizarre. He was otherwise pretty normal looking.
Was it this man?

Davey S2

10,490 posts

151 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Girls with tons and tons of fluffy pink st hanging of every possible surface inside the car.

Usually teemed with a pink sticker on the rear window which says 'Powered by Fairydust'


rallycross

6,710 posts

134 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Older audi fitted with aftermarket DRL's and wrong sized wheels possibly even the roof painted black to try and look like a newer audi.

White RRS.

Anything with fog lights on in daylight/sunlight.

Any 2wd crossover type vehicle

pistonchris

772 posts

78 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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3.)people that pull out on you then sit going slow in front of you. If you are going to pull out fair enough but put your boot down!
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Agree with this straight away you think knob.

Dog Star

6,078 posts

65 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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rallycross said:
Older audi fitted with aftermarket DRL's
ANY vehicle fitted with aftermarket DRLs.
Any Audi with working (ie. non-deactivated) DRLs - I'd have them sorted at delivery.



rallycross said:
Any 2wd crossover type vehicle
To me these now make perfect sense with speedbumps and potholes - I look enviously at Nissan Jukes - my SL is so bonecrashingly hard around town. And TBH put a set of all-season snow rated tyres on them and who needs 4wd anyway?

Dr Doofenshmirtz

9,103 posts

97 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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Davey S2 said:
Girls with tons and tons of fluffy pink st hanging of every possible surface inside the car.

Usually teemed with a pink sticker on the rear window which says 'Powered by Fairydust'
You look at chavvy girls and think of your nob? wink

RenesisEvo

2,580 posts

116 months

Wednesday 11th May 2011
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People who use terms like 'Essex White'. It could equally be 'Surrey White' or 'Oxfordshire White'. It's not a geographic phenomenon.

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