One single thing that makes you think "knob"

One single thing that makes you think "knob"

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Tyrewrecker

6,419 posts

155 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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lazystudent said:
Probably because they don't really give a toss, and don't have time to learn? Earning that amount of money where you can have a garage full of Ferraris as 'toys' doesn't leave you with a lot of free time to mess about on an internet forum!
If they have time to post a thread they have time to post a pic.

DoubleSix

11,718 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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I'm sitting in an office of highly educated and pretty well off individuals, none of whom are familier with 'photo hosting' etc. Took me ages to work it out...

There's a big wide world beyond forums believe it or not. wink

TankRS

2,850 posts

155 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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The fool who stopped at a pelican crossing while the lights were still green, to allow people to cross the road, then ignored the lights when they were on red and drove through very nearly hitting an ipodzombie, who had looked up to see the green man and began crossing.

It wasn’t raining either as an excuse to allow the pedestrians to cross!

Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

219 months

Wednesday 25th April 2012
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John Terry!

Blown2CV

28,907 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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most people have strong opinions about someone who would willingly tattoo their face, hence it being a distraction from what they may actually be like as a person. I would say they have mental issues however. To want to be THAT different to everyone else, and to do something so extreme in the face (hoho) of normal society... there has to be something going on there, right? It just isn't something a non-cock (or non-weirdo) would do. Sticking it to society has it's place, and that place is outside society, not serving me dinner or looking after my kids.

Zyp

14,705 posts

190 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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The big difference in face tattoo's.....

A culture of artful differences.

Knob (head, literally) -


Not knob -

lazystudent

1,789 posts

162 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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I'm sure this has been posted on PH before if not even in this thread but it still makes me laugh and sums up the common attitutes towards tattoos rather well:

no-worries88

1,817 posts

199 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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lazystudent said:
I'm sure this has been posted on PH before if not even in this thread but it still makes me laugh and sums up the common attitutes towards tattoos rather well:
According to your diagram im never going to get a job that pays taxes......but ive had a job that pays taxes since i left school :/

Your formula is incorrect somewhere

lazystudent

1,789 posts

162 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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no-worries88 said:
According to your diagram im never going to get a job that pays taxes......but ive had a job that pays taxes since i left school :/

Your formula is incorrect somewhere
It's not my diagram and it's of course tongue in cheek. Do you work abroad then? Guessing with a 911 turbo you either work abroad and don't pay taxes or are involved in freelance pharmceutical distribution tongue out

no-worries88

1,817 posts

199 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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lazystudent said:
It's not my diagram and it's of course tongue in cheek. Do you work abroad then? Guessing with a 911 turbo you either work abroad and don't pay taxes or are involved in freelance pharmceutical distribution tongue out
I 'live' in saddleworth,911 is there,work 75% of the year in Kuwait.

no-worries88

1,817 posts

199 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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But all things considered,yes,i probably am a knob.

Killer2005

19,660 posts

229 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Pig Skill said:
So, tell me you have not formed an opinion on this doushebag then. You know he is a cock



or this chap

The latter being a lawyer IIRC

lazystudent

1,789 posts

162 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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The knob-ette in the queue before me at Starbucks. Conversation went like this:

Her: "can i have a filter coffee please".
Guy on the till: Sorry, we've just changing the filters, I can do you an americano?.
Her: "What's the price difference".
Guy on the till: 10p.
Her: "Oooh, that's a bit much, I can't afford the extra" *leaves*


....wtf are you doing buying coffee in starbucks if you're so poor you can't afford an extra 10p, you mong!

KingNothing

3,169 posts

154 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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The wker who blocked two lanes of traffic with his truck to prevent someone merging in turn further down the road. I know the megane was coming up at warp factor 10, still doesn't give you the right to self appoint yourself police of the highways.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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KingNothing said:
The wker who blocked two lanes of traffic with his truck to prevent someone merging in turn further down the road. I know the megane was coming up at warp factor 10, still doesn't give you the right to self appoint yourself police of the highways.
That is annoying, you are meant to merge in turn at the end of the 2 lane section. I almost got stuck in a box junction by someone doing this on a roundabout.

Jamesp24

309 posts

171 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Pig Skill said:
DannyScene said:
Pig Skill said:
Because it's an opinion that I am entitled to have. Anyone who does that to their face is a cock in my book, plain and simple
Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know.
You don't have to meet someone to form an opinion dannyboy.

Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond reason the opinions of others.
Virginia Woolf
In that case your a cock ; )

Colonial

13,553 posts

206 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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DannyScene said:
Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know.
He looks like a cock.

Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks.

Ergo, he probably is a cock.

I run a professional consulting services business.

I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview.

I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat.

Fabric

3,819 posts

193 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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What the actual fk - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. fking knob!

Pig Skill

1,368 posts

204 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Colonial said:
DannyScene said:
Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know.
He looks like a cock.

Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks.

Ergo, he probably is a cock.

I run a professional consulting services business.

I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview.

I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat.
Daniel san knows this too, but he is just being a cock

XitUp

7,690 posts

205 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Fabric said:
What the actual fk - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. fking knob!
And what did you do?
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