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Fabric
3,043 posts
61 months
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What the actual f  k - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. f king knob!
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Pig Skill
1,368 posts
72 months
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Colonial said: DannyScene said: Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know. He looks like a cock. Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks. Ergo, he probably is a cock. I run a professional consulting services business. I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview. I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat. Daniel san knows this too, but he is just being a cock
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XitUp
7,690 posts
73 months
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Fabric said: What the actual f k - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. f king knob! And what did you do?
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DannyScene
1,685 posts
24 months
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Pig Skill said: Colonial said: DannyScene said: Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know. He looks like a cock. Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks. Ergo, he probably is a cock. I run a professional consulting services business. I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview. I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat. Daniel san knows this too, but he is just being a cock Not in the slightest, I've come across many decent people with face tattoos, your perfectly entitled to think they are cocks but I just find it a very closeminded way of thinking that is all.
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Hugo a Gogo
15,131 posts
102 months
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you can't KNOW they are cocks, but you can assume they are, it saves time
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e21Mark
1,750 posts
42 months
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Liquid Knight
10,507 posts
52 months
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The Crack Fox
8,078 posts
61 months
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Hugo a Gogo said: you can't KNOW they are cocks, but you can assume they are, it saves time I like this.
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Munter
23,678 posts
110 months
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People using made up words that they have no sodding clue about. Example of such words: 
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Countdown
6,338 posts
65 months
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Liquid Knight said: 99.9999% of the time I'd agree with you. However..... Near me there is a "gangsta-type" family with a large selection of cars. These tend to be parked in a haphazard fashion, often causing problems for other people. When asked to move them (to allow other people access) the response is, at best, a grunt and a "look". Their cars have been keyed several times (Not by me I hasten to add). I don't agree with it. I wouldn't do it. But sometimes acting like a cock elicits a cock-like response.
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Downton Mini
926 posts
33 months
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Liquid Knight said: This mom had her car keyed after asking a group of skiving school kids to move of my nans drive they keyed the boot right down to the bare metal A few of my mates have had it done too midless vandalisum which costs inoccent people a fortune to have put right
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Pig Skill
1,368 posts
72 months
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Downton Mini said: Liquid Knight said: This mom had her car keyed after asking a group of skiving school kids to move of my nans drive they keyed the boot right down to the bare metal A few of my mates have had it done too midless vandalisum which costs inoccent people a fortune to have put right Spelling, grammar and punctuation. Have a look here; it may well help you! http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/english
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Downton Mini
926 posts
33 months
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Pig Skill said: sorry mr perfect
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Pig Skill
1,368 posts
72 months
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Downton Mini said: Pig Skill said: sorry mr perfect You talking to me? 
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Downton Mini
926 posts
33 months
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Pig Skill said: You talking to me? Lol that made me smile. After a bad week you've cheered me up. Thank you
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deltashad
2,735 posts
66 months
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Drove to aberdeen today for my 2 yearly medical. The nurse came out a.d ushered me through. She was absolutely stunning and very friendly. Her top was puffing out a bit so I asked her 'when are you expecting?'. She wasn't pregnant. So today I realised I am a knob.
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lazystudent
1,510 posts
30 months
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deltashad said: Drove to aberdeen today for my 2 yearly medical. The nurse came out a.d ushered me through. She was absolutely stunning and very friendly. Her top was puffing out a bit so I asked her 'when are you expecting?'. She wasn't pregnant. So today I realised I am a knob. 
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FellowPazzini
2,587 posts
40 months
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e21Mark
1,750 posts
42 months
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People that have stupidly bright headlight conversions so even their sidelights dazzle oncoming traffic. Especially when they're combined with LED day driving strips from eBay or Halfrauds.
Knob
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Fabric
3,043 posts
61 months
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XitUp said: And what did you do? Looked out and saw some chap hovering against the car, initially thinking it was attempted vandalism or worse. When I loudly enquired as to his intentions he bolted off down the street, it wasn't until I went out for a look I noticed what he'd actually been doing. By the time I'd jumped in the piss-free car and went for a look I couldn't spot him, which in retrospect was probably a good thing, as an assault charge over something ultimately trivial wouldn't have done anyone any favours. I'm relieved (pun intended...) there was no damage a jetwash can't fix - but it further reinforces the belief that the local students who can't quietly handle their drinks are knobs of the highest order. 
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