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Fabric

3,372 posts

76 months

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What the actual fk - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. fking knob!

Pig Skill

1,368 posts

87 months

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Colonial said:
DannyScene said:
Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know.
He looks like a cock.

Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks.

Ergo, he probably is a cock.

I run a professional consulting services business.

I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview.

I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat.
Daniel san knows this too, but he is just being a cock

XitUp

7,690 posts

88 months

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Fabric said:
What the actual fk - I just looked outside at 2.30am to find the source of the noise being made in the street, to find some drunk pissing up the side of my car. fking knob!
And what did you do?

DannyScene

3,119 posts

39 months

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Pig Skill said:
Colonial said:
DannyScene said:
Ok great, I'm glad you have an opinion but my point still stands. How can you or I possibly know he is a cock? You can believe in your close mindedness that he is but you cannot truly know.
He looks like a cock.

Those that get face tattoos tend to be cocks.

Ergo, he probably is a cock.

I run a professional consulting services business.

I expect my staff to present in a professional manner. Visible tats, where they can't be covered, mean you won't get a good airing in an interview.

I need staff to deal with politicians and the media at times. It is not a good look for the company to have a cock with a face tat.
Daniel san knows this too, but he is just being a cock
Not in the slightest, I've come across many decent people with face tattoos, your perfectly entitled to think they are cocks but I just find it a very closeminded way of thinking that is all.

Hugo a Gogo

17,577 posts

117 months

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you can't KNOW they are cocks, but you can assume they are, it saves time
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e21Mark

4,118 posts

57 months

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Chrome vinyl wrap.

Liquid Knight

11,955 posts

67 months

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People who key cars! furious

http://www.xkcd.com/1030/

The Crack Fox

9,662 posts

76 months

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Hugo a Gogo said:
you can't KNOW they are cocks, but you can assume they are, it saves time
I like this.

Munter

25,030 posts

125 months

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People using made up words that they have no sodding clue about.

Example of such words:

Countdown

9,597 posts

80 months

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Liquid Knight said:
People who key cars! furious

http://www.xkcd.com/1030/
99.9999% of the time I'd agree with you. However.....

Near me there is a "gangsta-type" family with a large selection of cars. These tend to be parked in a haphazard fashion, often causing problems for other people. When asked to move them (to allow other people access) the response is, at best, a grunt and a "look". Their cars have been keyed several times (Not by me I hasten to add).

I don't agree with it. I wouldn't do it. But sometimes acting like a cock elicits a cock-like response.

Downton Mini

1,026 posts

48 months

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Liquid Knight said:
People who key cars! furious

http://www.xkcd.com/1030/
This mom had her car keyed after asking a group of skiving school kids to move of my nans drive they keyed the boot right down to the bare metal A few of my mates have had it done too midless vandalisum which costs inoccent people a fortune to have put right

Pig Skill

1,368 posts

87 months

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Downton Mini said:
Liquid Knight said:
People who key cars! furious

http://www.xkcd.com/1030/
This mom had her car keyed after asking a group of skiving school kids to move of my nans drive they keyed the boot right down to the bare metal A few of my mates have had it done too midless vandalisum which costs inoccent people a fortune to have put right
Spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Have a look here; it may well help you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/english

Downton Mini

1,026 posts

48 months

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Pig Skill said:
Spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Have a look here; it may well help you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/english
sorry mr perfect

Pig Skill

1,368 posts

87 months

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Downton Mini said:
Pig Skill said:
Spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Have a look here; it may well help you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/english
sorry mr perfect
You talking to me?


Downton Mini

1,026 posts

48 months

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Pig Skill said:
You talking to me?

Lol that made me smile. After a bad week you've cheered me up. Thank you

deltashad

4,863 posts

81 months

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Drove to aberdeen today for my 2 yearly medical. The nurse came out a.d ushered me through. She was absolutely stunning and very friendly. Her top was puffing out a bit so I asked her 'when are you expecting?'. She wasn't pregnant. So today I realised I am a knob.

lazystudent

1,626 posts

45 months

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deltashad said:
Drove to aberdeen today for my 2 yearly medical. The nurse came out a.d ushered me through. She was absolutely stunning and very friendly. Her top was puffing out a bit so I asked her 'when are you expecting?'. She wasn't pregnant. So today I realised I am a knob.
laugh

FellowPazzini

2,819 posts

55 months

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Pig Skill said:
Spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Have a look here; it may well help you!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/english
This.

e21Mark

4,118 posts

57 months

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People that have stupidly bright headlight conversions so even their sidelights dazzle oncoming traffic. Especially when they're combined with LED day driving strips from eBay or Halfrauds.

Knob

Fabric

3,372 posts

76 months

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XitUp said:
And what did you do?
Looked out and saw some chap hovering against the car, initially thinking it was attempted vandalism or worse. When I loudly enquired as to his intentions he bolted off down the street, it wasn't until I went out for a look I noticed what he'd actually been doing.

By the time I'd jumped in the piss-free car and went for a look I couldn't spot him, which in retrospect was probably a good thing, as an assault charge over something ultimately trivial wouldn't have done anyone any favours.

I'm relieved (pun intended...) there was no damage a jetwash can't fix - but it further reinforces the belief that the local students who can't quietly handle their drinks are knobs of the highest order.

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