One single thing that makes you think "knob"

One single thing that makes you think "knob"

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Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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This guy this morning...



Only joking though - brought a smile to my commute and a massive LOL at a fair few mates that had their trains cancelled from the station next to it this morning.

Must add - The police closed the road in the other direction so it had very little effect on me biggrin

This seems to happen far too often at this bridge for the height guide to be correct.

Edited by Boydie88 on Monday 21st May 13:13

mattman

3,176 posts

223 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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The dickwad in the ttted up 206 on the A303 yesterday - coming up to a merging point, still min 1500yds away and blocks both lanes so neither can get through. drives so slow he creates a massive gap to the car in front and only succeeds in slowing all the traffic even further - once he was out of the way onto the single carriageway, everyone merged like adults and flow resumed - tt!

blade7

11,311 posts

217 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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The throttle jockeys that take umbrage when I join the dual carriageway near my house, there's no slip road so it's a standing start and at certain times of day there's heavy traffic, I'm always up to 50-60 by the time they have to pull out to overtake or slow slightly but these tts act like they've lost a GP and cut in as close as possible or give it large with gestures, wkers.

R300will

3,799 posts

152 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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XitUp said:
fatboy69 said:
Says England is a better place to live than Wales - probably means he gets better state benefits that he does in Wales.
Really?

superlightr said:



what does one say??
That can't be good for rear visibility.

Seems like a total knob, but still less so than the "I'm so manly I don't care about the environment"-lets-go-rev-past-him-wk-fantasy brigade.

e21Mark said:
My understanding is that a Prius is hardly what you'd call 'green' anyway? Lugging all those batteries around in a car who's carbon footprint isn't exactly small from the get go.
You understand wrong.
I'm sure i remember seeing it written that the toyota prius causes more environmental damage than a landrover discovery. Producing the batteries is a major part of the damage.

Snowboy

8,028 posts

152 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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R300will said:
I'm sure i remember seeing it written that the toyota prius causes more environmental damage than a landrover discovery. Producing the batteries is a major part of the damage.
I think the most famous article compares a Prius and a Hummer.
It’s very well written in that it seems to be true even though it’s a pile’o’crap.

The prius isn’t as green friendly as some people make out, but it’s a lot better than most cars.

R300will

3,799 posts

152 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Snowboy said:
R300will said:
I'm sure i remember seeing it written that the toyota prius causes more environmental damage than a landrover discovery. Producing the batteries is a major part of the damage.
I think the most famous article compares a Prius and a Hummer.
It’s very well written in that it seems to be true even though it’s a pile’o’crap.

The prius isn’t as green friendly as some people make out, but it’s a lot better than most cars.
I suppose it really comes down to how long one will last before it has to be replaced. Although they're like 95% recyclable so that helps.

AstonZagato

12,713 posts

211 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Boydie88 said:
This guy this morning...

Baldock? My train was delayed by the incident.

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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AstonZagato said:
Boydie88 said:
This guy this morning...

Baldock? My train was delayed by the incident.
yes

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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blade7 said:
The throttle jockeys that take umbrage when I join the dual carriageway near my house, there's no slip road so it's a standing start and at certain times of day there's heavy traffic, I'm always up to 50-60 by the time they have to pull out to overtake or slow slightly but these tts act like they've lost a GP and cut in as close as possible or give it large with gestures, wkers.
I have the exact same thing. 90 degree turn onto the a1 with a slight crest.

The amount of s that just stare at you when the lane next to them is clear too really boils my piss.

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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996 sps said:
Lazy drivers who park in disabled spaces without a blue badge.
A little rage on the topic of the 'blue badge'.

At a local pub quiz, marking the cryptic clues round and a table had given the answer Chick Kiev - obviously chicken if you apply common sense to the cryptic clue.

Some mid twenties girl kicks off (sad cow for a starters but she was quite hot) - moaning about her being dyslexic and that they should be marked correct. One of the lads I was with piped up with an epic comeback of "What's your excuse for the others then?" (massive lol).

Mid twenties girl took this very badly but went back on topic of the chicken kiev and produced A BLUE fkING BADGE simply because she was dyslexic.

WHAT. THE. fk.

People at uni claiming £1000 laptops because they couldn't spell was bad enough, but the fact the government are giving out blue badges for this too is fking ridiculous.

VR6 Turbo

2,227 posts

155 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Boydie88 said:
A little rage on the topic of the 'blue badge'.

At a local pub quiz, marking the cryptic clues round and a table had given the answer Chick Kiev - obviously chicken if you apply common sense to the cryptic clue.

Some mid twenties girl kicks off (sad cow for a starters but she was quite hot) - moaning about her being dyslexic and that they should be marked correct. One of the lads I was with piped up with an epic comeback of "What's your excuse for the others then?" (massive lol).

Mid twenties girl took this very badly but went back on topic of the chicken kiev and produced A BLUE fkING BADGE simply because she was dyslexic.

WHAT. THE. fk.

st what, how do I apply for one of these? the computer does all my spelling.

VR
People at uni claiming £1000 laptops because they couldn't spell was bad enough, but the fact the government are giving out blue badges for this too is fking ridiculous.

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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superlightr said:



what does one say??
Sorry for four posts in a row...

Can anyone make out the link next to the 50?

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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doogz said:
If I was dis-lex-ik, I'd be embarrassed to tell people I had a blue badge for it!

*EDIT* I'd also spell embarrassed correctly.
Perhaps I should apply for a blue badge. That would look great in a VX.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Boydie88 said:
Mid twenties girl took this very badly but went back on topic of the chicken kiev and produced A BLUE fkING BADGE simply because she was dyslexic..
Are you sure it wasn't for something else, did it have Dyslexia written on it?

Fabric

3,819 posts

193 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Boydie88 said:
Sorry for four posts in a row...

Can anyone make out the link next to the 50?
I think it's www.stickat50.org, which is no longer in service.

http://twitter.com/#!/ttstwit Appears to be the creators twitter feed, oh lordy. Pretty much what you'd expect.hehe

Boydie88

3,283 posts

150 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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AndrewW-G said:
Are you sure it wasn't for something else, did it have Dyslexia written on it?
Could well have been. Seemed a pretty far fetched claim to make up that quickly on the spot however and she was pretty insistent on it.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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the chap driving along a quiet stretch of the M4 in the middle lane yesterday proudly displaying is IAM sticker on the rear windscreen. i assume the car was second hand and the sticker already there....

Blown2CV

28,854 posts

204 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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Boydie88 said:
AndrewW-G said:
Are you sure it wasn't for something else, did it have Dyslexia written on it?
Could well have been. Seemed a pretty far fetched claim to make up that quickly on the spot however and she was pretty insistent on it.
she should be working behind the bar then, rather than taking part in the fking quiz.

what was she expecting anyway, extra points for being a tard?

question is - was she hot?

blade7

11,311 posts

217 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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smile
Boydie88 said:
blade7 said:
The throttle jockeys that take umbrage when I join the dual carriageway near my house, there's no slip road so it's a standing start and at certain times of day there's heavy traffic, I'm always up to 50-60 by the time they have to pull out to overtake or slow slightly but these tts act like they've lost a GP and cut in as close as possible or give it large with gestures, wkers.
I have the exact same thing. 90 degree turn onto the a1 with a slight crest.

The amount of s that just stare at you when the lane next to them is clear too really boils my piss.
Yep, even if you give them a hint by starting to roll as they approach they often just move out a bit in lane 1 rolleyes.

Blown2CV

28,854 posts

204 months

Monday 21st May 2012
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oh! people that create a new thread and put a 'taster' title such as

"so i went and got a"

and then the thread is about a new egg slicer they got or something else that's st.
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