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ADM06
482 posts
41 months
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e21Mark said: This knob (Sorrento van driver) @ Tesco, New Malden. Stupid & lazy.  For what you know he could be doing some work there and dropping his heavy gear. But yeah, probably just another knob and I see it at my local super markets.
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deltashad
2,728 posts
66 months
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Girls who pout their lips for photo shoots to make their lips look fuller. Also girls who have crap injected into their lips, then still stick them out.
It looks daft.
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andrewws
233 posts
93 months
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The cynical 'civil enforcement officer' (traffic warden) who managed to get a parking ticket onto my van last night at 20:23 outside my property in central Reading without me seeing him. Even though it was obvious we were only dropping off materials he managed to get the ticket and photo's done in less that two minutes!! I could not find him when I came out, he must have put the ticket on and run off. Its not that there is even a yellow line, enforcement to the n'th degree. I know that I am in the wrong, but what has happened to reasonable tolerant policing?
If you read this forum Mr Traffic Warden, then you are a TOTAL KNOB......
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Pig Skill
1,368 posts
72 months
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People who can't be arsed to push a shopping trolley properly, choosing to lean on it with their forearms and slowly plot around getting in the way
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Baryonyx
6,833 posts
28 months
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The woman in the '10 plate Jaguar XKR on the A1 at Gosforth Park on friday evening. So distracted by whatever she was reading on her phone/laptop/magazine and so impatient with the speed of the traffic in lane 1 (70mph) that she decided to indicate left at the end of a merging point from the Kingston Park sliproad and then proceed to drive half over the hard shoulder and half over lane 1.
After a few minutes she seemed to realise that the hard shoulder wasn't going to develop into a new lane and moved back to where she had been. Which is to say nothing of the mess she made of the roundabout, managing to cut up most of the other people using it who knew which lane they were supposed to be in but had to make way for the woman in two tonnes of Jaguar who wasn't using her mirror whilst trying to figure out where she was going and what she was doing.
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Urban Sports
7,450 posts
72 months
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The fat slag in the old X5 yesterday that was blocking the outside lane of an eventually merging dual carriageway so nobody could get past. I was out with my brother, he was on his motorbike so filtered down and asked her why she was blocking the traffic. She replied "you f  k off or I'll knock you off your bike." Charming fat b h! 
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Baryonyx
6,833 posts
28 months
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Urban Sports said: The fat slag in the old X5 yesterday that was blocking the outside lane of an eventually merging dual carriageway so nobody could get past. I was out with my brother, he was on his motorbike so filtered down and asked her why she was blocking the traffic. She replied "you f k off or I'll knock you off your bike." Charming fat b h! Sounds like a classic case of SUV invincibility complex!
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Riley Blue
5,210 posts
95 months
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The man who, in a traffic jam on the approach to the Dartford Tunnel on Friday afternoon, got his laptop from the boot of his car and was fiddling around with cables on the front passenger seat as the traffic started to move.
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Funkateer
869 posts
44 months
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XDA said: Anyone on a 3 lane motorway who won't use lane 3. They'll tail gate you until you've finished overtaking lane 1 traffic and move back into lane 1. They'll then race off into the distance? Often a member of the MLM club.
Why are they scared of using an empty lane 3? I sometimes encounter them when joining a motorway behind a slow vehicle in lane 1. I keep signalling (or cancel and indicate again), position the car near the line and wait for the middle lane moron to pootle past oblivious to the 1 or 2 nice empty lanes to their right. Sometimes I feel like I must be part of a dying breed, changing lane to assist another driver and all that!
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Hasbeen
894 posts
90 months
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Pig Skill said: People who can't be arsed to push a shopping trolley properly, choosing to lean on it with their forearms and slowly plot around getting in the way Thanks old boy, so nice of you. Of course you would be able to recognise all with a disability, [mine is due to age & 3 heart attacks], who have trouble walking even into the super market, let alone all round the damn thing, without something to lean on. Some look perfectly fit, although they are not. As your so interested why not volunteer to do the shopping for a couple of dozen who have this problem. "Knob".
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andrewws
233 posts
93 months
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andrewws said: The cynical 'civil enforcement officer' (traffic warden) who managed to get a parking ticket onto my van last night at 20:23 outside my property in central Reading without me seeing him. Even though it was obvious we were only dropping off materials he managed to get the ticket and photo's done in less that two minutes!! I could not find him when I came out, he must have put the ticket on and run off. Its not that there is even a yellow line, enforcement to the n'th degree. I know that I am in the wrong, but what has happened to reasonable tolerant policing?
If you read this forum Mr Traffic Warden, then you are a TOTAL KNOB...... Guess what, found this 'enforcement officer' this morning in the next street. He must work long hours!! But hey ho, what is Polish for total knob!! Another benefit of EU membership and cheap imported labour, he made out he did not understand English. He would of understood a parking ticket rammed up his rear end, but that would be racist!! Can you tell I'm angry?.
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zb
488 posts
33 months
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andrewws said: The cynical 'civil enforcement officer' (traffic warden) who managed to get a parking ticket onto my van last night at 20:23 outside my property in central Reading without me seeing him. Even though it was obvious we were only dropping off materials he managed to get the ticket and photo's done in less that two minutes!! I could not find him when I came out, he must have put the ticket on and run off. Its not that there is even a yellow line, enforcement to the n'th degree. I know that I am in the wrong, but what has happened to reasonable tolerant policing?
If you read this forum Mr Traffic Warden, then you are a TOTAL KNOB...... They are complete knobs. I was back in my home-town for the first time in a few years, I had to get money out the bank and parked up in the spaces I had used for many years previously. It was absolutely chucking it down, folk having a cigarette outside the pub I had parked adjacent to had the brollies out. On jumping out my car I noticed a traffic warden further up, now there is a side street, double yellows, just before a set of lights, thought she was making hay there as I walked by her. Yes, I came back to find a lovely ticket on my windscreen. WTF? I Looked around the car and there was some trace of white markings (cobbled road) but absolutely no chance of diciphering* what they were indicating, then I spot the blue plaque on the wall of the pub...which had been obscured by the folk having a fag. When I parked I had the choice of spaces to use and it was obvious, to anyone with an ounce of decency, I had made a mistake in parking in the disabled one. If they were there as a public service, and not a solely money-making exercise, she would have given me the chance to correct that mistake, but no. Knobs. * this place is slipping, I used completely the wrong word when I originally posted this(disseminating).
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hedgefinder
1,393 posts
39 months
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the off duty police officer in the discovery behind me who sounded his horn and slammed his warrant card on his windscreen.
All because after sitting in a non moving traffic jam for over an hour I started to do some paperwork on the passenger seat!
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robm3
3,400 posts
96 months
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hedgefinder said: the off duty police officer in the discovery behind me who sounded his horn and slammed his warrant card on his windscreen.
All because after sitting in a non moving traffic jam for over an hour I started to do some paperwork on the passenger seat! A traffic jam lasting an hour 
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TankRS
1,408 posts
23 months
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colonel c said: Knobs who can't be arsed to offer or acknowledge a friendly gesture when pulling over to let one another pass on a single track road.
Top culprits. Women and middle-aged men in sports cars. I was about to post this. Noticed yesterday after i stopped to allow a few cars through, even though it was my right of way, the first car gave a wave, but the 6 cars that followed gestured nothing. And to chuck another Knob nomination about. The drivers who obviously speed up to get through a gap that you would have got too first had they not obviously gunned it! Yes i’m talking to you, you estate agent looking shiny suited prick in an astra convertible!
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williredale
1,145 posts
21 months
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Knob in a silver Peugeot earlier with 'L' plates on.
Doing 35 through some NSL which was ok, it's a bit twisty and they're obviously a bit nervous, slow down to 20 for a 30 limit and then back to 35 when it goes back to NSL. A straight appears so I indicate to overtake and pull out early so they can see what I'm doing. They then boot it up to 70+ to stop me overtaking. Knob. Knob. Knob.
I gave up and they went back to doing 35 but I wasn't going to try that again.
What kind of weapons grade cock is teaching that sort of driving?
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Stuck In A Lift
1,434 posts
40 months
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Urban Sports said: The fat slag in the old X5 yesterday that was blocking the outside lane of an eventually merging dual carriageway so nobody could get past. I was out with my brother, he was on his motorbike so filtered down and asked her why she was blocking the traffic. She replied "you f k off or I'll knock you off your bike." Charming fat b h! 
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Blown2CV
6,479 posts
72 months
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people that repeatedly ask for advice, then each and every time disregard what you tell them, or always come up with reasons why they can't or won't do what you recommend, or why it's wrong. Especially when the advice took some prep work; is something you know a lot about but they don't.
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Don1
8,967 posts
77 months
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Blown2CV said: people that repeatedly ask for advice, then each and every time disregard what you tell them, or always come up with reasons why they can't or won't do what you recommend, or why it's wrong. Especially when the advice took some prep work; is something you know a lot about but they don't. Attention w es then. 
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Golaboots
212 posts
17 months
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andrewws said: The cynical 'civil enforcement officer' (traffic warden) who managed to get a parking ticket onto my van last night at 20:23 outside my property in central Reading without me seeing him. Even though it was obvious we were only dropping off materials he managed to get the ticket and photo's done in less that two minutes!! I could not find him when I came out, he must have put the ticket on and run off. Its not that there is even a yellow line, enforcement to the n'th degree. I know that I am in the wrong, but what has happened to reasonable tolerant policing?
If you read this forum Mr Traffic Warden, then you are a TOTAL KNOB...... People who park where they shouldn't and moan when they get a ticket.
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