One single thing that makes you think "knob"

One single thing that makes you think "knob"

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911p

2,335 posts

181 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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The tit in the Civic on my journey back last night with his headlights, fog lights and high beams glaring the hell out of me and everybody that passed on the other side of the road. Countless people shone their high beams at him as they passed, to no avail.

rohrl

8,751 posts

146 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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ruff'n'smov said:
The two cyclists riding abreast up side of Woodhead resevoir at 4.30pm this afternoon holding up the arctic.

You deserved to get squashed you KNOBS
These cyclists are innocent of your charge. The arctic is held up because due to a quirk of nature water is one of a vanishingly tiny number of elements or compounds which displace a greater volume per unit mass as a solid than a liquid.

Blown2CV

28,960 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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rohrl said:
ruff'n'smov said:
The two cyclists riding abreast up side of Woodhead resevoir at 4.30pm this afternoon holding up the arctic.

You deserved to get squashed you KNOBS
These cyclists are innocent of your charge. The arctic is held up because due to a quirk of nature water is one of a vanishingly tiny number of elements or compounds which displace a greater volume per unit mass as a solid than a liquid.
oh snap

Stuck In A Lift

2,941 posts

172 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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ninjacost said:
thread closed nothing comes close, he is the ultimate KNOB !




theheff said:


this absolute freak of nature!
Who is it?

ATTAK Z

11,237 posts

190 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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Stuck In A Lift said:
Who is it?
some dick on X-fuctor

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

147 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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Benbay001 said:
Am i lucky that i have absolutely no idea who this is?
Same here. Yayyyyyyyy biggrin

grayme

936 posts

237 months

Thursday 18th October 2012
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ATTAK Z said:
Stuck In A Lift said:
Who is it?
some dick on X-fuctor
Got it, that bird from Girls Aloud.

e21Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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grayme said:
ATTAK Z said:
Stuck In A Lift said:
Who is it?
some dick on X-fuctor
Got it, that bird from Girls Aloud.
The one who married Ashley Cole?

mike80

2,248 posts

217 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Hmm, mobile site went mad...

nicanary

9,818 posts

147 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Every now and then a PH member comes up with the definitive answer to this thread. I'm watching TV I recorded last night and it's "celebrity juice".

One of the guests is Tim Westwood. Nuff said. Does ANYONE like him?

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Benbay001 said:
Am i lucky that i have absolutely no idea who this is?
Me neither. Think we're both very fortunate!

RESSE

5,708 posts

222 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Individuals who use the expression "full fat" (usually referring to Range Rovers).



crispyshark

1,262 posts

146 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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nicanary said:
Every now and then a PH member comes up with the definitive answer to this thread. I'm watching TV I recorded last night and it's "celebrity juice".

One of the guests is Tim Westwood. Nuff said. Does ANYONE like him?
That man is such a non entity that i've stopped being annoyed by him.

Frimley111R

15,701 posts

235 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Blokes who have no idea that they should moderate their langauge in front of women.

BMW M3 drivers

BMW M3 drivers

Etc.

williredale

2,866 posts

153 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Frimley111R said:
Blokes who have no idea that they should moderate their langauge in front of women.
Or children... I like a good swear as much as the next man but I don't in front of kids. A man in a pub which has a childrens' softplay area no less. fk this, fk that... his girlfriend kept telling him off but he was taking no notice until she got up and walked out telling him why. Him = knob. Her = not a knob.

e21Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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White guys who make racist comments in conversation as if I must feel the same because I'm white myself.

Went to local motor factors and idiot behind the counter made a remark after the previous customer had left. Just looked sheepish once he realised I didn't see things the same way.

Edited by e21Mark on Friday 19th October 13:55

80sMatchbox

3,891 posts

177 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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e21Mark said:
White guys who make racist comments in conversation as if I must feel the same because I'm white myself.

Went to local motor factors and idiot behind the counter made a remark after the previous customer had left. Just looked sheepish once he realised I didn't see things the same way.

Edited by e21Mark on Friday 19th October 13:55
Having speng many years living in South Africa... When I would tell someone this, I'd often get them assuming it was ok to make a racist remark to me and wanting me to agree with their politics. rolleyes

Ian974

2,949 posts

200 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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The impatient brain donor in the car behind me flashing headlights because the lights had changed to green. I can only assume he didn't see it was a funeral procession continuing through the red light that I guess he wanted me to barge into.

Horse Pop

685 posts

145 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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crispyshark said:
That man is such a non entity that i've stopped being annoyed by him.
To be fair to the bloke when I've heard him on someone else's show (on Radio 2 I think) he actually seemed to have some sense of irony about what he does and wasn't actually like his R1 persona.

crispyshark

1,262 posts

146 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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Horse Pop said:
crispyshark said:
That man is such a non entity that i've stopped being annoyed by him.
To be fair to the bloke when I've heard him on someone else's show (on Radio 2 I think) he actually seemed to have some sense of irony about what he does and wasn't actually like his R1 persona.
You live by the sword, you die by the sword and he's not exactly comparable to an obvious contrast act like Dame Edna Everidge!
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