Show us your snotter..............

Show us your snotter..............

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AdamIndy

1,661 posts

104 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Digby said:
AdamIndy said:
I fancied a change from my trusty old ST170. Working at a car auction is dangerous! This came in, I thought "Christ that's clean". So I bought it.
Nice!

Can anyone working at a car auction have a punt? Always did wonder.

I used to think if they got to see something early on and fancied it, they could maybe move it right to the back so it was last in when most of the crowd had gone home etc hehe
Cheers,

Yes anyone who works there can buy cars. I/we don't get them any cheaper but I must say, I've bought some absolute crackers through work over the years.

As nice as it would be to stick the cars I want first in or right at the end my conscience would get the better of me!

If some bellend has annoyed me on the other hand. Get to the back! hehe

s p a c e m a n

10,779 posts

148 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Probably a bit over budget to be a proper snotter, stands me in £1500. Made its money back and more in van hire. Moved house, cleared 2 garages and moved a couple of 3 piece suites with it. Must have been to the tip 5 times this year already full of crap in the back.

18in wheels, tinted windows and a full length sunroof. Loads of little knocks and scratches on it which is perfect as it means I don't mind leaving it anywhere. Little rust scab on one door, bit on the bottom of one wheel arch and none underneath it. Proper wafty inconspicuous sofa on wheels, done a few 6 hour journeys without getting the hump with it..



Radio in it was pants so I figured to do an android install with a sub in the back. Set it all up and then realised that I don't care what it looks like so just screwed the tablet to the dashboard rather than fit it properly behind the facia.



Problem is it was just supposed to be a beater to throw crap in, go to tescos and get me to work but I've had it a year now and fallen in love with the bloody thing, most useful car I've ever owned thumbup


Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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I give you £200 worth of automatic petrol Scenic II which apart from the famous electric window faults (drivers one works) and the odd clunk from the steering rack is utterly fault free

Done about 1000 miles in it over the past few weeks and it's growing on me. 152k on the clock!

interloper

2,747 posts

255 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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s p a c e m a n said:
Radio in it was pants so I figured to do an android install with a sub in the back. Set it all up and then realised that I don't care what it looks like so just screwed the tablet to the dashboard rather than fit it properly behind the facia.

Isn't that what Mercedes them selves do with the sat nav screens these days?!


AdamIndy

1,661 posts

104 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Toaster Pilot said:


I give you £200 worth of automatic petrol Scenic II which apart from the famous electric window faults (drivers one works) and the odd clunk from the steering rack is utterly fault free

Done about 1000 miles in it over the past few weeks and it's growing on me. 152k on the clock!
That looks like an auction purchase to me! hehe

Renaults of that vintage are good value for money! Good shedding!

Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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AdamIndy said:
That looks like an auction purchase to me! hehe

Renaults of that vintage are good value for money! Good shedding!
Nah, this happens when I go to the auctions http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

This Scenic is earning it's keep though for sure, it's tested until July so I'll chuck it in and if it is too horrific I'll take a couple of the easy to get at bits off and weigh in the rest for the inevitable £10 or so, pretty hard to lose at this price point

Limpet

6,314 posts

161 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Toaster Pilot said:
This Scenic is earning it's keep though for sure, it's tested until July so I'll chuck it in and if it is too horrific I'll take a couple of the easy to get at bits off and weigh in the rest for the inevitable £10 or so, pretty hard to lose at this price point
Still have nightmares about ours which we finally outed at 4 years old after a very traumatic ownership experience.

But I had (a lot) more than £200 invested in it. I think that was the problem.


Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Limpet said:
Still have nightmares about ours which we finally outed at 4 years old after a very traumatic ownership experience.

But I had (a lot) more than £200 invested in it. I think that was the problem.
Yeah I sleep very easily even though it might not start in the morning - if it was many thousands like yours would've been I'm not so sure

Digby

8,242 posts

246 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Limpet said:
Toaster Pilot said:
This Scenic is earning it's keep though for sure, it's tested until July so I'll chuck it in and if it is too horrific I'll take a couple of the easy to get at bits off and weigh in the rest for the inevitable £10 or so, pretty hard to lose at this price point
Still have nightmares about ours which we finally outed at 4 years old after a very traumatic ownership experience.

But I had (a lot) more than £200 invested in it. I think that was the problem.
I think that perfectly sums up French cars, especially models from say, 2000 onward.

They either go for ever (like many early taxi's did), or fall to bits. It's still the car I see most on the hard shoulder. So much so, it's become a bit of a running joke as soon as we see anything in the distance with hazard lights flashing. It's almost always French or Vauxhall.

s p a c e m a n

10,779 posts

148 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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interloper said:
Isn't that what Mercedes them selves do with the sat nav screens these days?!
hehe You're not the first to say that when seeing it and I think my versions better looking and more useful

Jader1973

3,997 posts

200 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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s p a c e m a n said:
Probably a bit over budget to be a proper snotter, stands me in £1500. Made its money back and more in van hire. Moved house, cleared 2 garages and moved a couple of 3 piece suites with it. Must have been to the tip 5 times this year already full of crap in the back.

18in wheels, tinted windows and a full length sunroof. Loads of little knocks and scratches on it which is perfect as it means I don't mind leaving it anywhere. Little rust scab on one door, bit on the bottom of one wheel arch and none underneath it. Proper wafty inconspicuous sofa on wheels, done a few 6 hour journeys without getting the hump with it..



Radio in it was pants so I figured to do an android install with a sub in the back. Set it all up and then realised that I don't care what it looks like so just screwed the tablet to the dashboard rather than fit it properly behind the facia.



Problem is it was just supposed to be a beater to throw crap in, go to tescos and get me to work but I've had it a year now and fallen in love with the bloody thing, most useful car I've ever owned thumbup
I'm considering one of these as a tip run / dog hauler / occasional dirt track explorer mobile.

Pre-facelift get a bad rep for build quality but I figure it isn't new so I don't care if it falls apart inside.

Have you had any major issues?

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Jader1973 said:
I'm considering one of these as a tip run / dog hauler / occasional dirt track explorer mobile.

Pre-facelift get a bad rep for build quality but I figure it isn't new so I don't care if it falls apart inside.

Have you had any major issues?
And which model is it?

s p a c e m a n

10,779 posts

148 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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I've got the auto 3.2 v6 petrol one, averages 20mpg driving it with no thought towards economy. The diesels average a £1k premium over the petrols so unless you're planning on doing mega miles aren't worth buying. Rust is the main issue with them, this was the 3rd that I looked at and the chassis of the other 2 looked like they'd been parked in a field all of their lives. Other than that I've done nearly 10k miles in it and it's only bug is that it throws an abs fault up once a week and puts the gearbox in limp mode, turning it off and on again resets it and off you go. 99% certain it's the nsf sensor but can't be arsed to investigate until it gets annoying.

It's probably been the most reliable shed that I've ever had and I am constantly amazed by the amount of crap it can consume in the back of it, I'm so proud of it that I wish that I had taken photos of the achievements hehe


They're not bad off road but nowhere near disco standards, you would definitely need decent tyres to play in anything more than a field in wet and it'd handle green lanes if they're not too churned up. Mines got no squeaks or rattles, things do pop off if you just pull on them but they pop straight back on again, they don't just fall off.

All the petrols have mayo under the oil cap in cold weather, it's a merc thing. Alll of them have some rust, it's down to how much you find acceptable, I'd just steer clear of anything with more than surface rust underneath. I'd also keep away from anything with any major electrical stuff going on, a crap battery will throw up loads of faults on them but unless it's dirt cheap I wouldn't take the risk.

Oh and between them my mates have 4 discos and a rangie and I'd pick my ml everytime if you're going to spend the majority of time on tarmac.

Edited by s p a c e m a n on Wednesday 6th April 10:28

Jader1973

3,997 posts

200 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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s p a c e m a n said:
I've got the auto 3.2 v6 petrol one, averages 20mpg driving it with no thought towards economy. The diesels average a £1k premium over the petrols so unless you're planning on doing mega miles aren't worth buying. Rust is the main issue with them, this was the 3rd that I looked at and the chassis of the other 2 looked like they'd been parked in a field all of their lives. Other than that I've done nearly 10k miles in it and it's only bug is that it throws an abs fault up once a week and puts the gearbox in limp mode, turning it off and on again resets it and off you go. 99% certain it's the nsf sensor but can't be arsed to investigate until it gets annoying.

It's probably been the most reliable shed that I've ever had and I am constantly amazed by the amount of crap it can consume in the back of it, I'm so proud of it that I wish that I had taken photos of the achievements hehe


They're not bad off road but nowhere near disco standards, you would definitely need decent tyres to play in anything more than a field in wet and it'd handle green lanes if they're not too churned up. Mines got no squeaks or rattles, things do pop off if you just pull on them but they pop straight back on again, they don't just fall off.

All the petrols have mayo under the oil cap in cold weather, it's a merc thing. Alll of them have some rust, it's down to how much you find acceptable, I'd just steer clear of anything with more than surface rust underneath. I'd also keep away from anything with any major electrical stuff going on, a crap battery will throw up loads of faults on them but unless it's dirt cheap I wouldn't take the risk.

Oh and between them my mates have 4 discos and a rangie and I'd pick my ml everytime if you're going to spend the majority of time on tarmac.

Edited by s p a c e m a n on Wednesday 6th April 10:28
Good to know. Thanks.

I've read that the diesels suffer horrific injector issues so had decided on a petrol anyway.

lostkiwi

4,584 posts

124 months

Wednesday 6th April 2016
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Picked up a couple of weeks back:


Paid £250 for it with 200k miles. Since then changed the right rear hub as the wheel bearing was shot so another £40. Also gave it a damned good clean and its running nicely now. So far done about 800 miles in it.
Everything works except the right rear electric window and right rear central locking. Probably £40 for another door module.
Spec includes leccy seats, leccy windows all round, auto headlights, auto wipers, climate control, folding leccy mirrors and an excellent radio.

Only bought it for carrying dogs (we have 4 small ones) so it saves ruining the other cars.


Edited by lostkiwi on Wednesday 6th April 11:41

phazed

21,844 posts

204 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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Probably slightly out of barge territory.

Bought this last year for £1500. Absolutely immaculate condition with all the bells and whistles that you may want, even spoke all the warnings to you in a nice female voice.

Not your usual French rubbish but a super quiet comfy barge!




thepostmanp

32 posts

108 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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Just bought this beauty, A full years MOT, 47k miles, 1 owner, fsh. 1.3 sportif which appears to mean it has some horrendous mid 90s decals down the side.. Most of which were dealt with by the pressure washer this afternoon.

Edited for price. 600 quid.

silverback mike

11,290 posts

253 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Jader1973 said:
s p a c e m a n said:
Probably a bit over budget to be a proper snotter, stands me in £1500. Made its money back and more in van hire. Moved house, cleared 2 garages and moved a couple of 3 piece suites with it. Must have been to the tip 5 times this year already full of crap in the back.

18in wheels, tinted windows and a full length sunroof. Loads of little knocks and scratches on it which is perfect as it means I don't mind leaving it anywhere. Little rust scab on one door, bit on the bottom of one wheel arch and none underneath it. Proper wafty inconspicuous sofa on wheels, done a few 6 hour journeys without getting the hump with it..



Radio in it was pants so I figured to do an android install with a sub in the back. Set it all up and then realised that I don't care what it looks like so just screwed the tablet to the dashboard rather than fit it properly behind the facia.



Problem is it was just supposed to be a beater to throw crap in, go to tescos and get me to work but I've had it a year now and fallen in love with the bloody thing, most useful car I've ever owned thumbup
I'm considering one of these as a tip run / dog hauler / occasional dirt track explorer mobile.

Pre-facelift get a bad rep for build quality but I figure it isn't new so I don't care if it falls apart inside.

Have you had any major issues?
Exceptional snotter. I had one.
Generic problems......lack of blow on the heater ---> cabin filter, 5 min job.
EAS PAS BLA BLA light on dashboard relay snag.
Excessive smoking -----> EGR Valve and inlet decoke... -----> 2 hour diy job.

Loved my old ML, despite all the negative comments and words, it was a cracker.

Only thing to really watch is injector seal leak (google black death ML) these done properly are a bit of a ball ache, but not THAT bad to do!

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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lostkiwi said:
Picked up a couple of weeks back:


Paid £250 for it with 200k miles. Since then changed the right rear hub as the wheel bearing was shot so another £40. Also gave it a damned good clean and its running nicely now. So far done about 800 miles in it.
Everything works except the right rear electric window and right rear central locking. Probably £40 for another door module.
Spec includes leccy seats, leccy windows all round, auto headlights, auto wipers, climate control, folding leccy mirrors and an excellent radio.

Only bought it for carrying dogs (we have 4 small ones) so it saves ruining the other cars.


Edited by lostkiwi on Wednesday 6th April 11:41
You know you are getting old when you see 51 plate cars in shed/snotter territory. hehe

Is that plate 'MFU'? rofl

bmthnick1981

5,311 posts

216 months

Tuesday 28th June 2016
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My new snotter, Audi a6 1.8t se manual (non-quattro), owned by my dad for 11 years when he was offered £100 for it in part ex against a 2014 Audi A4 I snapped it up. It's been well maintained mechanically serviced etc but Dad never really cleaned it inside or out! It's on 135,000 miles.

I think part of the reason for the very low part ex offer was it had a very short MOT and permanently lit ABS light. A mate of mine stuck a second hand ABS controller on it (£126) and a few other minor bits and it now has a full 12 month ticket.

Issues; front elec windows dodgy, overdue a cambelt change, biting point on clutch high but no slipping.

Plan is to tidy it right up and keep it as a spare for tip runs, popping round town etc.