using the mrs to sell the car, vol2!

[FRA53R]

andyps said:

FRA53R said:

Just spotted this one: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Nissan-Primera-GT-/1...

O/T I liked that interlude bit, certainly chilled me out. Maybe it should be a standard issue forum shortcut to help stop handbags at dawn.

I guess you need all the help you can get when trying to sell a very knackered LHD Nissan Primera which is located in Spain and registered in SLovakia via a UK auction site!

I'd like to say I'd take her over the car but I'd bet much like the other, you wouldn't get far without something falling off.

[andyps]

FRA53R said:

I'd like to say I'd take her over the car but I'd bet much like the other, you wouldn't get far without something falling off.

Or you would end up covered in scratches and dents!

[DervVW]

at least its honest!

[mattyn1]

andyps said:

FRA53R said:

Just spotted this one: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Nissan-Primera-GT-/1...

O/T I liked that interlude bit, certainly chilled me out. Maybe it should be a standard issue forum shortcut to help stop handbags at dawn.

I guess you need all the help you can get when trying to sell a very knackered LHD Nissan Primera which is located in Spain and registered in SLovakia via a UK auction site!

And he has issued court summons against all from Nigeria? Bankruptcy? Proper English?

ebay ad said:

IVE NOW HAD THREE TOTAL TIMEWASTERS WHO HAVE BOUGHT THIS BY BIDDING ON EBAY ! NONE HAVE MADE CONTACT ! ALL ARE FROM NIGERIA OR SOME WHERE LIKE THAT ! WELL < THAT SAYS IT ALL ! SO IVE ISSUES COUNTY COURT SUMMONS AGASINST EACH < AND YES > I WILL ENFORCE BANKRUPTCY ! SO IF YOU WANT THIS AMAZEING CAR < SPEAK TO ME IN PROPER ENGLISH< AND COMMITT TO BUY IF YOU BID >

[conkerman]

I think my irony meter just went into meltdown.

Good bombing.

[naturals]

mattyn1 said:

andyps said:

FRA53R said:

Just spotted this one: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Nissan-Primera-GT-/1...

O/T I liked that interlude bit, certainly chilled me out. Maybe it should be a standard issue forum shortcut to help stop handbags at dawn.

I guess you need all the help you can get when trying to sell a very knackered LHD Nissan Primera which is located in Spain and registered in SLovakia via a UK auction site!

And he has issued court summons against all from Nigeria? Bankruptcy? Proper English?

ebay ad said:

IVE NOW HAD THREE TOTAL TIMEWASTERS WHO HAVE BOUGHT THIS BY BIDDING ON EBAY ! NONE HAVE MADE CONTACT ! ALL ARE FROM NIGERIA OR SOME WHERE LIKE THAT ! WELL < THAT SAYS IT ALL ! SO IVE ISSUES COUNTY COURT SUMMONS AGASINST EACH < AND YES > I WILL ENFORCE BANKRUPTCY ! SO IF YOU WANT THIS AMAZEING CAR < SPEAK TO ME IN PROPER ENGLISH< AND COMMITT TO BUY IF YOU BID >

A County Court Summons. To Nigeria.

Of course you did mate.

[cologne2792]

Watch now as the seller get arrested for inciting racial hatred and receives 500 years in prison...
Well this is Britain 2014 !

Though he in Spain so perhaps their County Court System has far reaching powers...

[fourfoldroot]

This Mrs doesn't want to play the "using the mrs to sell the car" game !


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-Do...

[iva cosworth]

Her head's on the wrong way round,all the hair's at the front....

[Big Rod]

fourfoldroot said:

This Mrs doesn't want to play the "using the mrs to sell the car" game !


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-Do...

That's actually a really nice looking car.

[cologne2792]

fourfoldroot said:

This Mrs doesn't want to play the "using the mrs to sell the car" game !


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-Do...

That is a fantastic colour !

[ADEuk]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C504054

[Pesty]

Nice.

[backwoodsman]

ADEuk said:

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C504054

Bit too small for me.

[Butter Face]

backwoodsman said:

ADEuk said:

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C504054

Bit too small for me.

Cracking rear end!

[gforceg]

Using someone's brand new Mrs to sell the car...

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C497883

[Cliftonite]

Does it HAVE to be a car?:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

[edo]

Cliftonite said:

Does it HAVE to be a car?:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

Hmm, damaged spring. I wonder how that happened. You'd do well to sit on that sofa and not get an STD..

[Liquid Knight]

Good to see Dot Cotton getting work outside the square.

[Steamer]

Liquid Knight said:

Good to see Dot Cotton getting work outside the square.

... Fluffy animal print slippers, pile of wooden crap on the coffee table, far too many cushions for the sofa...

I was going to say 'the mental is strong with this one'... But then realised that just resembles pretty much all my of ex girlfriend's houses.

She looks like fun though. Crap sofa.

Edited by Steamer on Friday 30th May 11:29